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Summary: HORRORCORE, at it's BEST!
Review: It's entertaining. (I love TROMA, what do you expect?) What, really, grabs my attention is the soundtrack! It features tracks by great, horrorcore icons, such as: naTas, ICP, Esham, Machete, and GravediggaZ! An absolute MUST for anyone down with "tha wicket (stuff)!" (gotta keep it clean!) The soundtrack, is what makes this film, GREAT!
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Summary: The best film of all time, Morty is a priceless hero.
Review: Me and my fellow companion were moved and touched by this heartwarming film. When Morty came to life he brought the lust and danger back into our relationship. "Wooohhhh! Wooohhhh!" are just some of the oscar deserving lines delivered by Morty the life size wooden man, as he danced and moved invisible puzzle peices in the living room at a pivitol plot moment of the film. The dred locked inbreeder with the giant vein in his forehead gives an oscar deserving performance during his "you just a tease, bit**, you think this is a free ride, you think this is some free ride you little wh*re?" scene. This is the greatest work of art ever created. Ali babba and his forty thieves, ALLI BABBA AND HIS FORTY THIEVES! MOOOOOORRRRTTTTYYYYYY!morty we love you
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Summary: Hardly worth reviewing
Review: Terrible excuse for a horror movie. Wooden mannequin "Morty" isn't scary at all. A waste of time.
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Summary: Decent movie
Review: The soundtrack to this movie is a 5 star appearances by Esham N NATAS make the soundtrack better
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Summary: poor
Review: This movie is just bad. It's totally cheesy and unrealistic, obviously targeted on dimwitted teens. Horrible acting of stud-muffin "rap" artist formerly known as Marky Mark is the worst thing about it.
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Summary: Bad movie, bad audio
Review: This movie sucks and the dvd has a terrible transfer. Let me start with the DVD itself. Another Simitar title, this disc is the epitome of cheap. It's full-frame and looks like they rented a video of it from Blockbuster and copied it directly onto the DVD. The sound is muffled and there is consistent background noise throughout. *Most* of the dialogue is intelligible, but come on people, DVD has so many capabilities it just makes me wonder why did they even bother to release this movie if they were going to release it so crappily? The movie itself is quite boring and non-scary. The sequel "The Fear: Halloween Night" is much better for cheap scares. "Morty" doesn't even kill anyone, except for maybe one person. It's hard to tell because you never see anyone die. Plus, I was dozing off through the climax because it was so non-exciting...maybe I missed something good, but I doubt it. The soccer ball scene at the very end is just ridiculous. It made me wonder, "why, oh why did I just sit through this for 90 minutes?" Overall, a not-very-good experience.
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Summary: Bad movie, bad audio
Review: This movie sucks and the dvd has a terrible transfer. Let me start with the DVD itself. Another Simitar title, this disc is the epitome of cheap. It's full-frame and looks like they rented a video of it from Blockbuster and copied it directly onto the DVD. The sound is muffled and there is consistent background noise throughout. *Most* of the dialogue is intelligible, but come on people, DVD has so many capabilities it just makes me wonder why did they even bother to release this movie if they were going to release it so crappily? The movie itself is quite boring and non-scary. The sequel "The Fear: Halloween Night" is much better for cheap scares. "Morty" doesn't even kill anyone, except for maybe one person. It's hard to tell because you never see anyone die. Plus, I was dozing off through the climax because it was so non-exciting...maybe I missed something good, but I doubt it. The soccer ball scene at the very end is just ridiculous. It made me wonder, "why, oh why did I just sit through this for 90 minutes?" Overall, a not-very-good experience.
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