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Summary: good humor
Review: Tim Conway and Don Knotts play a sort of Sherlock Holmes/Dr. Watson team. Only difference is, these two bungling oafs stumble over more clues than they locate with intelligence. They have been called out to investigate the deaths of two people at a huge estate (the movie was filmed at the famed Biltmore Estate located in Asheville NC). As they try to investigate the crime, the maid,the butler, and other folks apparently come up murdered.While is not a belly buster of a movie, it has its moments. Is it good enough to purchase? Well, I own a copy of it, and I recommend you do the same if you like comedy. It's spooky in a light sense of the word and a fairly entertaining movie with a decent plot.
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Summary: A classic--finally on DVD!!
Review: If you loved Tim Conway on The Carol Burnett Show and if Barney Fife always made you smile, then this movie is a must-see. The Private Eyes is a campy, contrived, and wonderfully silly movie. But you'll laugh as these old-school comedians bumble their way through a spooky old mansion in search of a killer, a la the board game Clue. You'll find all the expected players and a plot that has a comfortable--and predictable--familiarity. It's the interplay between the Conway and Knotts that makes this movie a winner.If you don't take yourself or your laughs too seriously (and if you don't mind watching comedians who get their laughs at THEIR OWN expense without the profanity and vulgarity that so often passes for comedy), you'll love this. Tim Conway has some of his finest moments as the dim-witted yet good-intentioned Dr. Tart. I have loved this movie since I first saw it on HBO as a young teen. It was an elusive find on VHS, so I'm thrilled to find it now on DVD.
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Summary: slippery sleuths
Review: great comedy team as wats &holmes like the beach wagon etc they realy left a mark ...
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Summary: good fun
Review: Anyone who has ever watched Don Knotts and Tim Conway in action will understand that the quality of the script has absolutely nothing to do with how funny it is. The movie includes all the old gags, but with a man like Conway who can make a sneeze funny, they're all brand new jokes. Don Knotts plays the straight man (sort of) to Conway's witless wonder and you find yourself remembering the funny parts over and over. The ending is a little bit of a stretch, but you really don't care. You just remember why Santa doesn't visit Conway anymore! Don't miss this one; I saw it when it first came out and I still love it.
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Summary: Classic Knotts and Conway
Review: I first saw this movie when it was released and fell in love with it immediately. Even though the movie is twenty or so years old, it can still make me laugh just as hard as the first time I saw it. The movie tells the story of two bumbling detectives who take on a classic whodunit in England. Don Knotts as Inspector Winship and Tim Conway as Dr. Tart play the perfect parts as the detectives who try to solve the murder of Lord and Lady Morley. Each one plays off of the other to create a laugh a minute. Throughout the film, we are introduced to a number of suspects comprised of a rather unique group of house servants which add to the hilarity. The movie, filmed at Biltmore House, is very atmospheric for a murder mystery with the thunderstorms and secret passages. When I learned that this had been released on DVD, I scooped it up immediately. It was great to see it again along with the added features of the photo montage. The only disappointment was the missing dining room scene which I was hoping to see again. This movie is a definite must buy for anyone who loves the comedy of Knotts and Conway.
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Summary: This movie is hilarious
Review: It's a true comedy classic - you'll laugh til you fall out of your chair! And it is climactic too!
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Summary: A Classic Comes Home!
Review: "The Private Eyes" is without a doubt one of my favorite movies of all time. I can remember when I was about 6 years old, getting up on Saturday mornings, and the first thing that I would do would be to put my copy in the VCR. I'd watch it all the way through, and when it was over, I'd rewind it and watch it again. Now, 14 years later, I still derive the same pleasure and joy from it. I have been looking for a copy of this video for at least the past 8 years, and I was absolutely ecstatic when I found out that it was going to be re-released. Needless to say, I placed my order and received it the day after it was released! I had two copies taped, but they were both pretty bad. I'm very pleased with the quality of the video; for all the countless times I've seen the movie, I actually heard a line that I had never caught before! I would recommend this movie to anyone with a taste for good, clean family comedy, as well as true fans of Tim Conway and Don Knotts, as I am. You will not be disappointed!
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Summary: slippery sleuths
Review: great comedy team as wats &holmes like the beach wagon etc they realy left a mark ...
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Summary: "A Sound? You mean like a Wookalar would make?" "Koowah!"
Review: First the DVD review: This DVD was/is put out by "Hens Tooth" video. (Hens Tooth?) Features the original theatrical trailer, which in itself is a gem; a wonderful stills gallery featuring behind the scenes making of the movie...priceless! And an awesome commentary by Tim Conway and the Director Lang Elliot who offer tons of little know facts and insight to this classic! This DVD is crisp and clear and so is the sound! The only thing this DVD lacks are the deleted and alternate scenes and alternate angles they showed on TV back in 1984. (see below for details) But, I'm happy to take what they give! I know this is going to sound odd, but this is my favorite comedy of all time! No question! I have always been a big fan of Tim Conway and Don Knotts! (Who isn't?) Both men are absolute geniuses and have been underused since this movie came out back in 1981. This movie left a huge impression on me when I was a kid! I have always wanted a house just like the one in this movie! Who wouldn't want a 252 room estate! You could almost sleep in a different room for a full year! I was equally impressed when I found out the house in this movie is a real house! It's the Biltmore House and gardens. The real house is in Asheville North Carolina. Although the Biltmore House doesn't have 252 rooms (darn!) it is an absolutely gorgeouse manor! I highly recommend you check out their website! They will even send you a free brochure which pulls out into a mini poster! I have one on my wall right now! Very cool! Anyways, back to the review...This is one movie that can be shared with the whole family! When this movie came out I was 10 years old and was so impressed by the look of it, the hysterical comedy, the cast, and the mystery storyline! You had to be there, but everytime and I mean EVERYTIME I saw this movie the theater was packed and sold out! Movies back then would run for 3-6 months at a time! (this is before even video and vcr's) I would clip every article or advertisement for this movie and I still have them today in a scrapbook! Yes, I am a fan! Tim and Don play two ameturish private detectives who are called in to investigate the murder of Lord and Lady Morley, the owners of the estate. Don plays the straight guy to a T! Tim plays a wacky, paranoidish, inventor/detective. One of Tims inventions is called a time gun, which goes off every hour! He is also afraid of a legendary creature called the "Wookalar"! A half pig half human creature that will "suck your brains right out your nose!" Very funny stuff! You have to see it for yourself! The two detectives run into a myriad of funny characters along the way in the Manors staff and housekeeprs/caretakers! Just when they think they know who the killer is..that suspect ends up dead! Hilarious! Now, here is something to note: I was extactic when this movie first aired on TV back in 1984 and happily taped it! Lucky for anyone else who taped it (and still has the tape like me!) because they showed scenes and alternate takes/angles that are NOT IN THIS DVD! They show a scene with Trisha Noble and Tim Conway eating dinner at a loooong dinner table that is just hilarious! Tim dresses up as Don's character, in hopes of "fooling" the killer, as a decoy. Trishas character just beats the crud out of Tim as she gets upset when people try to "trick" her! Hilarious!
The next scene they showed was an extra scene of Tim trying to send off a Homing pigeon, with an update of their investigation to Scotland Yard. Tim has a whole crate of homing pigeons and every time he trys to send a message something happens to the bird! So, in the deleted scene Tim paints a pigeon black, so no one can see it at night thus nothing should happen to it, and when he throws it out the window of his room...the pigeon goes but the wings stay in his hands! Cruel? Yes, by todays standards, but still funny!
Next, there is an alternate scene when the maid is preparing tea for Tim and Don and the killer slips poison in their cups. And there are a couple of alternate angle shots throughout the TV version. This is an absolute classic comedy! Buy it before it goes out of print!
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Summary: Can't Help But Laugh
Review: Buy this flick. You probably saw it on cable 20 years ago, or maybe some goof at the office told you about it. Here's why it's worth owning. Somewhere along the way Hollywood decided films like 'The Private Eyes' weren't suitable for production. Not being a student of film or pop culture, I'm not really sure why. It probably cost next-to-nothing to make, is thoroughly enjoyable, and is suited for virtually any audience -- one could watch this with grandma or their drinking buddies. Regardless, the world has changed, so thankfully we have little gems like this to remind us of how things ought to be. So while my buddies can rave about crap like the 'Matrix Returns,' I'll settle down and watch Conway and Knotts bungle their way through 90 minutes of side-splitting joy. Call me corny, but gags like the time pistol, which goes off every hour, or the never-ending supply of homing pigeons (gone awry) are priceless. Sure, guys like Chris Tucker are funny, but I just can't see them pulling off any bit that doesn't involve dope, profanity, and/or both. That's not a knock on today's comedy, but anyone who's a fan of the art will get a kick out of 'the Private Eyes.'
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