Midnight Skater (DVD)

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Summary: A wonderful riot!
Review: If you are as tired as I am of the new fad to remake Hollywood classics, then you will enjoy a truly unique movie such as this! Everything about ‘Midnight Skater’ is a wonderful riot. Plot twists, teen-age zombie burnouts, & great special effects make this a movie to watch over & over. I look forward to purchasing more titles from this film crew.

Rating:
Summary: HORRIFIC DOESN'T DESCRIBE IT
Review: WHO PRODUCED THIS TRASH? I HAVE SEEN MORE ENTERTAINING SNAIL FIGHTS. ACTUALLY I HAVE BLINKED BETTER MOVIES THAN THIS. THE ACTING STINKS. THE LIGHTING IS CHEEZZZY. THE SCRIPT SHOULD BE ENTERED IN AS EXHIBIT -A- FOR FALSE IMPRERSONATIONS. THIS STINKS. IT STINKS GEOMETRICALLY--IT STINKS SQUARED. IT REALLY DOES STINK. GOD PROVIDED THE LIGHTING, WHICH SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THE BUDGET. I MEAN IT REALLY STINKS. NO REALLY, IT STINKS. I AM NOT KIDDING- IT STINKS. NO REALLY, IT STINKS. BY THE WAY , IN CASE YOU WONDER WHAT I THINK OF THIS MOVIE--IT STINKS. IF I DID NOT LIKE ME SO MUCH, I WOULD FILE CHARGES WITH THE POLICE DPT AGAINST ME FOR PURCHASING OBSCENE MATERIALS. TO RATE THIS MOVIE AS A -1- IS GIVING IT ABOUT TEN STARS TOO MANY. "SLASHER FLICK" REALLY DOES DESCRIBE THIS MOVIE. THIS FLICK SHOULD BE SLASHED FROM CONSIDERATION AT ANY PURCHASING OUTLET IN THE MILKY WAY. I AM HALF WAY THROUGH THIS GARBAGE, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHERE IT WILL BE PLACED BY THE TIME YOU FINISH READING THIS REVIEW. DO NOT BUY THIS MOVIE. PUT YOUR MONEY TO BETTER USE, LIKE FLUSHING IT DOWN THE TOILET , WHERE ,HOPEFULLY, ALL OTHER DRAFTS FOR THIS COW COOD AND ANY POTENTIAL SEQUEL ARE SWIMMING WITH HUMAN EXCREMENT, WHICH WOULD PROBABLY BE MORE ENTERTAING THAN THIS MOVIE. IT STINKS. ENTERTAIN YOURSELF ELSEWHERE--WATCH WET PAINT DRY,COUNT DIRT, SHARPEN ALREADY SHARPENED PENCILS, COUNT THE -E's- IN CHEESE. THIS MOVIE SHOULD BE USED AGAINST TERROISTS AS A TORTURE TECHNIQUE. I THINK I HAVE SAID ENOUOGH. I MUST NOW REMOVE MY SHOE OUT OF MY *!#./ FOR PURCHASING THIS #@?%*.THIS MOVIE STINKS. IT REALLY STINKS. IT STINKS. ON TOP OF THAT--IT STINKS. I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN SAY IT ENOUGH. THIS STINKS. SERIOUSLY, IT STINKS. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY,I ASK YOU? WHY?