Bloody Pit of Horror

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Summary: ONE OF THE MOST CRAZIEST MOVIES!!!!!!!!!
Review: What a great package! I sniggered and chortled my way thru all 73 odd...very odd... minutes of this Euro-trash classic at 5 a.m. one morning...aided by huge cups of coffee and a pile of raisin toast...with the wife still dead to the world in the other room. The only way to go!! Mickey Hargitay plays a cracked actor "who used to be in muscleman films". When he sees his ex-fiance among a group of models who have come to his castle hide-away for a photo shoot, he completely flips out and starts torturing and killing off the whole cast...all the time imagining that he is the 'Crimson Executioner' and raving about the "harmony of my perfect body!" His henchmen (in striped T-Shirts) remind me of The Penguin's minions in the old Batman TV series. Some nice touches here! I like the fellow being roasted alive and also the dead guy in the sports car driving around in circles with an arrow thru his neck. After your brain has been sufficiently fried upon movie's end, you can enjoy the extra features. My favorite is the clip from "Primitive Love" which has some Polynesian babes doing the hula to a song by Annette Funicello. Jayne Mansfield (in a black wig) is among them and a moustacheod Mickey Hargitay appears to carry her off yelling "Get back to work, you idiots! Get back to work, you idiots!" HOW CAN YOU RESIST THAT?? BUY IT NOW but be warned...THIS STUFF IS ADDICTIVE!!