My Vampire Lover

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Summary: It has Misty Mundae in it!!...
Review: It has Misty Mundae in it!! Okay, so it's only one scene, and she dies, but she is dressed and undressed as a Catholic Schoolgirl! Watch this film!

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Summary: A cut above your typical Surrender Cinema film
Review: My Vampire Lover is much better than your normal Seduction Cinema film. The ridiculously stupid comedy is minimized for once, the actresses are all fairly easy on the eyes, an actual story is not only formulated but actually followed, and all of the erotic scenes seem to flow very well without the periodic stagnation that plagues many films of this type. Best of all, My Vampire Lover features the unbeatable triumvirate of Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, and Katie Jordan - that alone is pretty much all I ask for. Paige Richards turns in a pretty impressive performance as the vampire Monique. Being a lesbian vampire isn't as easy as you might think; Monique is not bothered at all by daylight, but she is not having much luck finding her soul mate; she's not even having any luck getting her cable installed. She has plenty of victims, but each one dies when she bites her; now she has moved to a new town in search of that one special woman she knows is out there.

Monique has little trouble finding potential lovers, though. First, there is her well-endowed neighbor (Syn Devil) who seems willing to play, then the hottest state assembly representative in the United States (Katie Jordan) comes canvassing for votes, and later on a plumber in the form of Darian Kaine comes to - well - check Monique's plumbing. Best of all, though, is Misty Mundae's appearance as an oh-so-innocent Catholic schoolgirl out seeking donations for a school project; Misty's scene is far too short, but I don't think I'll be forgetting it any time soon.

If Seduction Cinema would just leave men completely out of their films, I think they would meet with much more success. Here we have to put up with a group of cable guys, three incompetent policemen, and a forgettable campaign manager, but fortunately the subplots don't take too much away from the real action going on here. There is also no blood whatsoever in the wake of each bite to the neck; when I see a vampire baring her fangs just after a feeding, I expect to see some blood involved. Overall, though, My Vampire Lover ranks up there with the best of the films released by Seduction Cinema.

Rating:
Summary: A cut above your typical Surrender Cinema film
Review: My Vampire Lover is much better than your normal Seduction Cinema film. The ridiculously stupid comedy is minimized for once, the actresses are all fairly easy on the eyes, an actual story is not only formulated but actually followed, and all of the erotic scenes seem to flow very well without the periodic stagnation that plagues many films of this type. Best of all, My Vampire Lover features the unbeatable triumvirate of Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, and Katie Jordan - that alone is pretty much all I ask for. Paige Richards turns in a pretty impressive performance as the vampire Monique. Being a lesbian vampire isn't as easy as you might think; Monique is not bothered at all by daylight, but she is not having much luck finding her soul mate; she's not even having any luck getting her cable installed. She has plenty of victims, but each one dies when she bites her; now she has moved to a new town in search of that one special woman she knows is out there.

Monique has little trouble finding potential lovers, though. First, there is her well-endowed neighbor (Syn Devil) who seems willing to play, then the hottest state assembly representative in the United States (Katie Jordan) comes canvassing for votes, and later on a plumber in the form of Darian Kaine comes to - well - check Monique's plumbing. Best of all, though, is Misty Mundae's appearance as an oh-so-innocent Catholic schoolgirl out seeking donations for a school project; Misty's scene is far too short, but I don't think I'll be forgetting it any time soon.

If Seduction Cinema would just leave men completely out of their films, I think they would meet with much more success. Here we have to put up with a group of cable guys, three incompetent policemen, and a forgettable campaign manager, but fortunately the subplots don't take too much away from the real action going on here. There is also no blood whatsoever in the wake of each bite to the neck; when I see a vampire baring her fangs just after a feeding, I expect to see some blood involved. Overall, though, My Vampire Lover ranks up there with the best of the films released by Seduction Cinema.

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Summary: I really liked some scenes in this one!
Review: OK, everybody seems to agree that Misty Mundae is really cute. And I also love Katie Jordan. But despite the fact that both of those delicious hotties are in this one, I thought the sexiest scene by far was the one with vampire Paige Richards and victim Ruby LaRocca near the end of the video! I mean, when Paige seduces Misty and Katie, the scenes were somewhat bland and unimaginative. But her scene with Ruby was steamy! Maybe it was the sub/dom element involved, but I just thought it was incredibly erotic! Also, there's a scene near the beginning where Paige seduces a female stripper. That one was also quite good! I just wish all Seduction Cinema videos were this erotic!

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Summary: My Vampire Loser
Review: The quickest way to sumerise this - if you like Jim Bacchus/Darien Cain films, then you'll love this.

I don't, but I appreciate that this is a better film, if only because these two have less to do with this film - Jim's moved to producer role, & Darien has only a small role in this - ...

If you like women with fake boobs (there's one here who looks like she's upsized), and a succession of mild and poinless lesbian scenes, then this is for you.

Our poor heroine is a bit of a loser, she screws a bevvy of women, drains them, then has an angst session about it.

The finale confrontation is the only laughable moment of the film, and that's unintentional