Tales From the Crapper

Rating:
Summary: Tromatic Excellence!!!
Review: It's simply amazing how the fine people at Troma keep sinking to new and unheard of lows in their pursuit of true independent "art". It is safe to say that there has never been a film to wander this far over line in terms of pure filth and perversion.

Gratuitous lesbian sex, dismemberments, blood, guts, anal sex, ku-fu action, terrible dubbing, amateurish acting, freakish mutants, vampires, aliens, the production value of a cheap porno...it's all here, and in abundance. There is NO plot and it makes NO sense whatsoever. It is TALES FROM THE CRAPPER, and it has no equal...it has no peers...and it has NO point!(other than being absolutely hilarious that is)

TALES FROM THE CRAPPER is pure b-movie bliss. If you are a Troma fan, you are going to love this. However, if you are easily offended or prudish, please stay far away from this movie...you have no business watching it. This is a movie for only the most hardcore of Troma fans and "bad" movie lovers.

If the above description looks like a good time at the movies for an obviously twisted individual like yourself, then by all means indulge. If not, turn around and run in the opposite direction as fast as you can!

With TALES FROM THE CRAPPER, the Troma Team has outdone themselves once again. This movie is not for the weak of heart...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

The DVD boasts some nifty and colourful packaging, not to mention a TON of Tromatic extras including a 60 minute documentary on the making of the movie, deleted scenes, interviews, commentaries, trailers, and alot more Troma-riffic goodies.

This DVD is worth every penny, do yourself a favour and invite THE CRAP KEEPER into your living room.

YOU WILL BE TROMATIZED!!!

Rating:
Summary: BEST TROMA MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!
Review: LOT'S OF PERVERSION IN THIS FILM! LOT'S OF BREASTS, FARTING, LESBIAN SEX, GORE GALORE AND OTHER GREAT TASTLESS HUMOR! I LOVE PERVERTED MOVIES LIKE THIS! IF YOU ARE A DIE HARD TROMA FAN, THEN YOU WILL LOVE THIS MOVIE! IF NOT, THEN DON'T WATCH IT! WHY EVEN RATE IT? YOU KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THESE MOVIES ARE GOING TO BUY IT ANYWAY, SO WHY WASTE SPACE OR TIME WATCHING A MOVIE YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO HATE! GO RATE MEAN GIRLS OR SCOOBY-DOO! THERE IS NO PLOT OR STORY, IT'S JUST PURE TASTELESS FUN! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! IF YOU LIKED TROMA'S "TERROR FIRMER" , "CITIZEN TOXIE" THE 4TH TOXIE MOVIE, AND BAD TRASHY PLAYBOY B-MOVIES, THEN YOU WILL LOVE THIS MOVIE! B*NERVISION IS AWESOME! AND THE MUSIC VIDEO CANNIBAL LESBIAN HOEDOWN IS JUST AS FUN TO WATCH! I WOULD GIVE IT TEN STARS IF I COULD! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW LOW TROMA CAN GO NEXT! GO BUY THIS MOVIE!!

Rating:
Summary: 'Tales' Very Troma-tic
Review: Maybe I am getting too old, maybe more mature, either way I didn't enjoy this movie like "Tromeo and Juliet," "Toxic Avenger Series," and my personal fave, "Killer Condom." Pretty much in the same vein as "Terror Firmer," it follows 2 stories that is loaded with sickness, grossness, lesbian vampires, and cannibal hos. Also features "Boner-Vison" which features boobie shots galore. Too much self parody and not enough of what made Troma great. Julie Strain is well, Julie Strain. 'Nuff said there. If your looking for silliness and lesbian sex, this is for you.