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Teenage Cavegirl

Teenage Cavegirl

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Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Great mindless softcore!
Review: Describing the story to this thing would be pointless. They probably made it up as they went along. Just know that its only purpose is to string together a bunch of sex scenes, which are the only reason to see this thing, and a pretty good reason at that. This is excellent mindless softcore trash! For example, here's the setup for the lesbian scene between Jezebelle Bond and Kennedy Johnston. Kennedy is trying to get Jezebelle to remove her teensy cavegirl animal skin bikini to take a bath. Since Jezebelle doesn't understand English, Kennedy first removes her top to demonstrate. Jezebelle understands and removes her top as well. This is repeated for the bottoms. Then, of course, Kennedy has to help her with her bath. Just brilliant!

There are six sex scenes. Three are boy/girl, one is girl/girl, one is boy/girl/girl, and one is boy/girl/girl/girl. In addition to Jezebelle and Kennedy, we also get Nicole Sheridan and some other girl whose name I can't remember, but she was hot with massive, um... screen presence. All the women were hot, especially Jezebelle, who spends almost the entire movie parading around in her little cavegirl bikini or nothing at all. The sex scenes are all good and very hot. As explicit as you can get in softcore with lots of grunting, panting, and moaning.

This is a Retromedia release, and very similar to their other recent release, "Erotic Dreams of Jeannie". All the things I disliked about that release are still present here, but overall, I felt that this movie was better than Jeannie.

I recommend this one.


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