Dracula 3000

Rating:
Summary: Good crap
Review: I have to give this 2 stars, because there is a touch of production value to this movie. I agree with my fellow reviewers, that this movie is utter (...), and horrible. BUT it IS watchable. The plot is (...), (dracula comes from a planet of vampires and he's stuck on a spaceship?, and no I'm not making this up) The movie actually spends some time ripping off other movies, which is always fun. (look for quotes from alien, star wars, star trek and others) It also takes names and places from the original bram stoker book and shoves them hap-hazardly into the movie. There are a variety of B and C stars that make up this mess, such as Coolio, Erika Eleniak (...) and Tom Lister (Tiny) better known for his role as Zeus in the WWF movie or the president in "5th element" or as Deebo in "Friday". The actual "dracula" in this movie is a complete sissy and totally un-scary, so if you are looking for a good crappy horror movie, don't watch this. If you love to MST3K (laugh at/goof on) movies this is perfect. The last 5 minutes of this movie are hilarious and the last 30 seconds is oscar worthy, if the oscars actually had a category for "most unintentionally funny and stupid ending to a movie". I'm disappointed the Erika E. didn't run around half-(...)for the movie, after all she got pointlessly (...)in "under siege" with steven seagal, why not do it here? To sum up, its junk, but its very watchable and the pace of the movie never gets so slow that you wanna pass out or eject the disc. 2 stars.

Rating:
Summary: This movie was a waste of my time!!!
Review: I love vampire movies especially Dracula films! I was a fan of the recent two Dracula's (Dracula 2000 and Dracula II) and when I saw Dracula 3000 at the video store I couldn't wait to see it!
I thought the cover looked pretty cool especially with the modified H.R. Giger look, but I later found out it had nothing to do with this movie!

Anyway, Dracula 3000 is not part of this series and is the worst low budget B movie I've ever seen! It truly was a waste of my time and I'm glad I didn't buy it as an addition to my Dracula collection!! The only good thing about the movie was that it was a free rental!

I did find the true Dracula III: Legacy at the site listed below! There also is a trailer... It looks great!
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film.php?id=531

Rating:
Summary: One of the worst movies I think I've seen
Review: I thought Dracula 2000 was pretty bad, but it is a modern masterpiece of horror compared to this. And I consider myself pretty lenient when it comes to low budget horror films. Some of the cheesiest horror films with really bad acting I've actually ended up liking because of their cult-like quality. Dracula 3000 isn't even worth cheese. And the acting is far worse than bad. Plus the plot literally goes nowhere at all. And Dracula was in the movie for an entire 15 minutes, which was okay with me since I believe it was the worst Dracula portrayed ever. And finally it felt like the writer had absolutely no idea of how to end the movie so he just decided to blow the ship up out of nowhere. I literally have nothing good to say about this movie at all.

Rating:
Summary: You must be Kidding!
Review: Man, this movie sucks big time - bad acting, horrible sound, and no sense of future in it. It's supposed to be the year 3000 but the stuff they use is that of nowadays if not worse. Not to mention the bad 3D-Rendering of the space ships.

Acting is terrible and fake. I am a Dracula fan and looked forward to watching this movie but I really MUCH expected more out of this sequel. The Dracula actor doesn't enter his MASTER role.

And I just HAVE to mention the awful sound, especially when you hear the actors screaming lol!

This sucks - don't buy this movie! It's not worth a penny!

Rating:
Summary: What is the world of Horror Action coming to?
Review: Oh my... I was so stupid. I rented Dracula 3000 against my better judgment. It looked like it could have been cool and it had Erika Eleniak and casper Van Dien, two under rated actors. (although with their card board performances in this, you wouldn't know any better) The movie started out with a rather lame introduction and a brief summary of characters, serving as an intended method of character development and failing miserably. This is one of the worst movies I have rented in a while... and I have rented some doozys. First off... it had some venues it could have explored with more detail and depth... for instance, the crippled brainiac... as a vampire would have provided a nice twist to a movie that had none to offer. Dracula, a horrible character in this story, only has a couple of brief moments when he even interacts with characters and when he gets a serious injury he runs away screaming like a girl. The real Dracula would have been fierce and deadly and little things like loosing his arm would be causualties of the hunt. And Coolio... over acting and camping it up was in the wrong movie. He would have been better suited for a Blade film but his role was wasted in this mess of low budget and paper thin plotlines. Truly, this is an aweful movie... don't buy it, don't rent it... not unless you plan to be drunk while watching it... at least then, you can have loads of fun making fun of every stupid part.

Rating:
Summary: Twice the Sucking Power
Review: Space is a vacuum, right? Therefore, space sucks. Vampires also suck. A really bad vampire movie set in space would have twice the sucking power, right?

It started with what could have been a fun premise. Retelling Bram Stoker's Dracula story in the future. There's a salvage crew that's sent out to investigate a cargo ship that's lost in space called the Demeter. Fans of the original novel will unwittingly assume that this is to be a straightforward retelling of Dracula set in the future... unfortunately, short of sharing character names, this one takes the lowbrow route and goes into the B-movie galaxy twenty minutes later when Coolio becomes a vampire. Trust me when I tell you he's the best actor in the movie, and that's not saying much.

Casper Van Dien should be peddling his wares on daytime television. Erika Eleniak should have quit after she left Baywatch and poor Udo Kier is having trouble reading from the cue cards. The guy who plays Dracula in this one is more ridiculous than Frank Langella was in the 1970's version. If you can manage to sit through the whole movie, you will be rewarded with the worst ending imaginable. The ending makes one wonder if the actors and the crew realized what a piece of garbage they were making and walked off the set.

Take heed, vampire fans. This one sucks twice as hard.

Rating:
Summary: Buy it, don't rent it! This you will want to own!
Review: The best Dracula yet! This scary horror movie revives the "classic" Dracula and combines the vampire legend with futuristic sci-fi technology. The actor that plays Dracula commands a sense of awe and power reminiscent of Bela Lugosi. Coolio is simply fabulous in his role as 187 and the entire supporting cast makes this sci-fi horror movie not only realistic, but also truly terrifying! Erika Eleniak is just plain hot and boosted the sex appeal of the movie.

Rating:
Summary: The Worst Movie Ever Made
Review: This was probably the absolute worst movie I've ever seen. The acting makes Community Theater look like Shakspearean Broadway. The sets are straight out of the IKEA catalouge and Dracula himself resembled an accountant who was obviously collecting a debt from the Producer. The only thing worse is the damage done to poor Casper's career. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS!

Rating:
Summary: Ha,ha,ha,ha
Review: Well this is the second worst movie I have ever set through. The only reason I set through it was because I refuse to not finish a movie once I've started it.

Acting - Ridiculous, sad, four year olds could have done better.

Story - Ha, ha, ha, ha. well that somes that up.

This movie is just plain bad. Avoid it at all cost. Well that is unless you want to rent a comedy.

P.S.
Dracula was a absolute Joke. I mean...ha,ha,.....Well....ha....well you would have to see it to understand.

Rating:
Summary: If Only...
Review: You know, this movie had the potential to be good camp, but sadly, can't even achieve that. What can I say? The plot is lame, Dracula looks ridiculous, and the ending is incredibly stupid. Want more details? Ok, as one person mentioned, it's the year 3000, and space suits are a mix of cheap gas masks and BARE SKIN!! Hello? At least tell us they have some kind of force shield like in Star Trek! I mean, why the hell are they walking into a potentially hazardous environment with BARE SKIN? ARgh!
Then there is Drac. In the year 3000, interstellar traveler Dracula is STILL wearing a cape and out dated formal wear. OK.
Then the end. The robot turns to the only living member of the crew, mentions that in 12 hours they are going to fly into the heart of a sun, and offers to have sex with him! THAT'S THE END OF THE MOVIE!! What the hell? Let's get laid, then BOOM!
ARGH!
Watch this only if you are really, really bored. Or a huge Casper Van Diem fan. Nah, even then, it's not worth it.