Fanglys

Rating:
Summary: Average direct-to-video cheese
Review: I gave it an extra star for the leg (femur bone) scene, other than that: bad footage, bad sound, bad acting, bad special effects, bad story line, bad title....
not worth a rental (however not as bad as half caste)

Rating:
Summary: could have been much BETTER!??! 50%creative!!! 50%dummm!??
Review: i love low budget flicks!! so in my opinion anything BAD about this movie has nothing to do with the quality of the camera/actors or the size of the budget itself. the problem is in the story & the setting. first off the story is toooo jumpy for a low budget flick there are to many"MEANWHILE BACk AT THE RANCH" scense!! some scenes were VERY VERY clever & then some scenes were just rediculously unrealistic & not scary or funnnny!!the makeup for FANGLADY was great don't get me wrong but some of the special efx in the ending scene were just to much for the budget if you know what i mean(while everything else looks low budget they save all there money for a special effect that knocks the movie off the train tracks i mean if you have a movie about a redneck cannibal family keep it that way don't add STUPID DUMMMMM magic 80s special efx!!! low budget means RAW keep it that way!!!!!!!!!!!!) & as far as the setting goes the movie gave me no feelings of isolation at all it felt like it was all done in someone's back yard!????! the trees were way to far apart for it to look anything like deep isolated woods & the (")(un") spooky road that you drive down to get a glimpse of FANGLADY!??? sorry didn't fool me its not even a road horror fans it looks like someone's dirt drive way!!???? bottom line is that this movie could have been much BETTER!??! 50% CREATIVE TO THE BONE but the other 50% IS SO DUMMMMMM THAT IT RUINS IT FOR ME !! BUT THATS JUST ME!!???!! p.s. if you want a goooofy/retarded/scary/funny bone pinchen/laugh fest of a great indy low budget horror flick then i recomend "REDNECK ZOMBIES" LATER ON FELLOW HORROR FANS!!!!!!!

Rating:
Summary: could have been much BETTER!??! 50%creative!!! 50%dummm!??
Review: i love low budget flicks!! so in my opinion anything BAD about this movie has nothing to do with the quality of the camera/actors or the size of the budget itself. the problem is in the story & the setting. first off the story is toooo jumpy for a low budget flick there are to many"MEANWHILE BACk AT THE RANCH" scense!! some scenes were VERY VERY clever & then some scenes were just rediculously unrealistic & not scary or funnnny!!the makeup for FANGLADY was great don't get me wrong but some of the special efx in the ending scene were just to much for the budget if you know what i mean(while everything else looks low budget they save all there money for a special effect that knocks the movie off the train tracks i mean if you have a movie about a redneck cannibal family keep it that way don't add STUPID DUMMMMM magic 80s special efx!!! low budget means RAW keep it that way!!!!!!!!!!!!) & as far as the setting goes the movie gave me no feelings of isolation at all it felt like it was all done in someone's back yard!????! the trees were way to far apart for it to look anything like deep isolated woods & the (")(un") spooky road that you drive down to get a glimpse of FANGLADY!??? sorry didn't fool me its not even a road horror fans it looks like someone's dirt drive way!!???? bottom line is that this movie could have been much BETTER!??! 50% CREATIVE TO THE BONE but the other 50% IS SO DUMMMMMM THAT IT RUINS IT FOR ME !! BUT THATS JUST ME!!???!! p.s. if you want a goooofy/retarded/scary/funny bone pinchen/laugh fest of a great indy low budget horror flick then i recomend "REDNECK ZOMBIES" LATER ON FELLOW HORROR FANS!!!!!!!

Rating:
Summary: Truly Craptacular...
Review: Pros:
1. Gory cannibal eating leg scene.
2. Good concept

Cons:
1. Bad Acting
2. Bad sound
3. Terrible costume make up design
4. Horrid special effects
5. Boring slow moments

This one is a must never rent. It is a very cheaply done movie and bad costume design makes it look like it was done and shot in a day.

The plot is simple. A few people want to party in the woods and they get chased, murdered, eaten by a witch and her cannibal son. End of story.

Dont rent this one because it will thoroughly dissapoint you.

Rating:
Summary: Fanglys Rocks
Review: Scary and gross. I liked it a lot. Definitely worth renting/buying. I hope they make more Fanglys.

Rating:
Summary: Fanglys Rocks
Review: This is the best movie of the year by far. The Fanglady is the best character every created. Whoever played her definetly earned some sort of reginition (possibly an oscar). I would suggest you go to your local blockbuster and rent this or buy it because i gurantee you it will be the greatest experience you will ever have. Watching this film is liek staring into the face of God and seeing him smiling back at you saying, you are my most wonderous creation. I am born anew in its genious.

Rating:
Summary: Independent Horror Production scores!
Review: Well OK what can I say about a low-budget horror-flick shot on location in North Texas? 5 Stars for effort - but overall I give it 3 stars. Enjoyable flick for teenagers looking for something to rent/watch for a few thrills. Burton Gilliam has the best lines as the Sheriff however the actors who play Fang Lady and her cannibal son I think have the most fun with their roles. Some startles and some laughs make this a fun rental. Seems like there could have been more interplay between Fang Lady and her son. A missed opportunity that would have increased my rating. Recommended rental.