Boa Vs. Python

Rating:
Summary: So BAD it's GOOD
Review: This movie rocks. Period. It's a touching, feel-good story about the trials and tribulations of a giant, underprivileged boa constrictor growing up in inner city Chicago. Grab yourself a glass of... milk... and drink every time the FBI agent says something catchy, like you just clicked on a marine in starcraft -- "outstanding", "I'm ready to kick some butt, sir". And chug that glass of leche every time Broddick rips off his shirt to show he means business. Also imbide some dairy goodness every time an 80 foot snake sneaks up on someone without them noticing (two drinks if they get bit in half).

Summary: This movie ROCKS, you will laugh yourself SILLY