Peter Rottentail

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Summary: a killer movie
Review: This is easily the best, most outrageous movie about a huge killer rabbit I've ever seen. Harvey ain't got nothing on this bunny. Be sure to check out the unforgettable performance by Tony Spagnoli. That guy sure can bite it in style.

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Summary: A rare gem
Review: This movie is truly a rare gem. The plot, characters, and dialogue are superb, and I want to watch it again and again. Up and comer Tony Spagnoli has an amazing performance and brings his character to life beautifully. I can't wait to see him in another role soon.

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Summary: Are you kidding me???
Review: This movie's a complete joke on every level from the shoddy script to the lame performances. It's obvious that this doesn't work as a horror film, but this sorry excuse for a movie doesn't even work as a comedy. I'm sure the Polonia Brothers are great guys. I can see, even from a movie like this, that they have some talent. Check out Among Us. It's a terrible movie as well, but at least there you can see that some effort went into the making on it. This looks and feels like it was made over a couple weekends. I love micro-budget flicks. These are movies made by people who have to overcome massive obstacles to tell their stories. I can overlook shaky production quality and wooden acting as long as I can tell that an attempt is being made to make a good movie. Sorry. It didn't happen here. I wish the Polonias would take more time when they make their "movies". Maybe then they would make something worth watching. Unless you're a connoisseur of bad movies, or you're looking for something to screen at your bad-movie night, avoid this at all costs.