Mil Gritos Tiene la Noche

Rating:
Summary: All the Pieces, Pieces, Pieces of Me...
Review: First of all, this movie is terrible. So, why the 4 stars you ask? It's hilariously bad and entertaining as hell for horror buffs.

Take the opener for example: A mother walks in on her 10 year old son putting together a puzzle of a naked woman, so she yells at him, tells him his puzzle and various other porn will be destroyed, so he comes back into the room and chops her to bits with an axe. Hooray. Then, years later, for no logical reason, he comes back as an adult and is running around a college chopping up the most attractive women on campus with a chainsaw, then puts his puzzle back together again in the meantime. (He's putting together the pieces of a woman with various body parts, get it? GET IT? HUH? Do Ya?)

The picture quality is horrendous, the movie audio is completely dubbed over by its actors in ADR (basically audio replacement for correction), so it looks like a Godzilla movie. But the poor performances, crappy story, and senseless violence makes this unbelievably hilarious and completely watchable.

You've got to love the movie when the scene comes up where a girl sees the "mysterious figure" standing next to her waiting for an elevator, thinking nothing of it, then waits for him to get into the elevator with his chainsaw(!) AND for the door to close AND for him to manually lock the door without her permission in order to ask him (right before she gets killed) what the hell he's doing (in the middle of a rainy night in the BASEMENT of a college WITH a chainsaw).

Rating:
Summary: a good time will be had by all
Review: gory, trashy, fun. a must-see for slasher fans!

Rating:
Summary: good movie
Review: If this is the same one i watched when i was younger, it is about a psyco who kills women for their body parts (legs,arms,breasts,face, etc.) I can remember being scared all through the movie. I guess there are some bad scenes but show me a movie that don't (haha) I would watch it more than once.

Rating:
Summary: not bad
Review: This movie is pretty good, but the quality of film isn't so grea. It is hard to watch because the sound isn't great, but far from bad.

It ia a must see for slasher fans, but not a must own.

Rating:
Summary: Cryptic Slaughter...
Review: Way back in 1942, a young boy was discovered by his mum putting together a jigsaw puzzle of a naked woman. Well, mumsy went nuts and began smacking the kid in the head, ordering him to help her burn the puzzle and any other sinful items in his room. Instead, the boy snuck up behind her and cut her up with axe and saw! Forty years later, someone is killing young college coeds with a nasty chainsaw. The killer only takes certain bodyparts that match up with the "pieces" of the aforementioned puzzle! This gorefest has one of the bloodiest ten minute openers on film! The gorefactor is high, so hide the children! Christopher George and Linda Day (who were soon married) star as the cops who must track down the freak before he can complete his insane project. Not a bad little creeper-oo...