Rating: 
Summary: F.Joseph Kurtz and Kenneth Maden owe me 6 bucks..
Review: Words cannot describe the shame with which I look upon the moment when I looked at this 6 dollar DVD at Target and thought "hmm... looks fun...nice glossy packaging..... and look at those features!"
Oi. If you are looking into the purchase of this DVD, its a good bet that you like to find a good gory creature thriller, and have likely stumbled across more than a few stinkers. With the exception of TROLL 2, this one is likely to top them all. Not since Troll 2 have I seen a movie this insulting in its ineptness. I say "insulting" because it genuinely felt like the filmmakers were mocking my woefully misguided purchase of the 6 dollar dvd cause it looked coolThe only true laugh that you can manage comes at the end, when the creature and the fbi woman have a "bonding" moment. Its so pretentious and utterly laughable that it goes beyond insulting. Truly I was exited about the special featurette, so that perhaps I could have some fun seeing just what the heck they were THINKING when they made this movie. No luck THERE ARE NO SPECIAL FEATURES ON THIS DISC!!!! NONE!!!!! OUTRAGE. The final insult. I want my 6 bucks back. don't even think of wasting yours. This movie isn't worth the space it takes up in your DVD case. I wouldn't give it any stars if I could
Rating:
Summary: F.Joseph Kurtz and Kenneth Maden owe me 6 bucks..
Review: Words cannot describe the shame with which I look upon the moment when I looked at this 6 dollar DVD at Target and thought "hmm... looks fun...nice glossy packaging..... and look at those features!"
Oi. If you are looking into the purchase of this DVD, its a good bet that you like to find a good gory creature thriller, and have likely stumbled across more than a few stinkers. With the exception of TROLL 2, this one is likely to top them all. Not since Troll 2 have I seen a movie this insulting in its ineptness. I say "insulting" because it genuinely felt like the filmmakers were mocking my woefully misguided purchase of the 6 dollar dvd cause it looked cool The only true laugh that you can manage comes at the end, when the creature and the fbi woman have a "bonding" moment. Its so pretentious and utterly laughable that it goes beyond insulting. Truly I was exited about the special featurette, so that perhaps I could have some fun seeing just what the heck they were THINKING when they made this movie. No luck THERE ARE NO SPECIAL FEATURES ON THIS DISC!!!! NONE!!!!! OUTRAGE. The final insult. I want my 6 bucks back. don't even think of wasting yours. This movie isn't worth the space it takes up in your DVD case. I wouldn't give it any stars if I could
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