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Summary: Greatest Movie Ever!
Review: I have seen Werewolf at least 50 times and it gets better with each viewing. Be sure to rewind the falling pool cue...its funnier each time. Notice how Yuri's glasses get knocked off in the fight at the beginning and then are back on in the next shot. Whats with the strange sound right before the champagne opens? Don't like my review?....fine, walk home!
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Summary: I should have heeded the warnings.....
Review: I heard numerous bad reviews for this movie. it was even on Mystery Science Theatre 3000! Yet, the cover grabbed me in, and I rented it. I haven't even watched thirty minutes, and yet i know it's the worst werewolf movie yet. Bad camera work, horrible effects, a fight scene that I could've made look more realistic, and for gosh sakes, the first werewolf looks like he's got a Wal-Mart mask on. The werewolf skull that somehow keeps effecting people has ear bones! The fight scene looked worse than WCW, and that's saying a lot! Plus, why would a werewolf decide to kill a man by choking him to death, rather than eating him? If you see this movie, see it for laughs, like the part with the werewolf in the hospital gown, where you can see they didn't even bother to put hair make-up on his back.
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Summary: This Werewolf movie RULEZ!!! BUY IT NOW!!!!!!!!
Review: I wrote this for the other edition of Werewolf aswell,both are great!This movie is perfect to watch around halloween time,you`ll see what I mean when you watch Werewolf!!
! I will narrow it down short like this.This is what you will see in Tony Zarindast`s Werewolf!
The werewolf on the box isn`t even in the movie and it looks like the box is from another film.There are more than two kinds of werewolfs. One has two kind of hands and another has
two different heads and a pony tail.Another looks like a bear and the the full moon lasts longer than a week and a woman has five screams and doesn`t have her own and don`t miss Sam The Keeper,he is so funny and the actors seem forign and have multiple accents and one actor changes his hair
style and color almost a dozen times and Arizona has palm trees and the desert rocks has graffiti all over them and you see the camra man`s shadow several times and you hear the man behind the mask make sound effects on his own and Tony Zarindast has a part and turns into a werewolf while driving his car and even the effects man Mark Williams has a part in Werewolf!I just love this movie.If you like beyond silly movies then don`t pass this one up,you`ll laugh and laugh all night long!
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Summary: Argh...
Review: Indeed. My husband was the luckiest among those watching this film, for he was asleep. Afterward, he asked what happened in the movie. We really couldn't tell him. Waarrr-wolf on a steeeeek! Hairy old groundskeeper (not a werewolf). Foolishness. Pool. Redundancy. And these poor people were cursed with the worst possible werewolf genes. about four feet tall, easily killed, with a change period of approximately ten minutes, and that was condensed for time allowance, I am sure. And please note that the werewolf skull has EAR BONES. Yes. Ear bones. And that one guy IS kin to Martin Sheen. And how could MST3K have possibly filled in all of the lengthy and totally non-relevant shots with talk? You see the entire museum, a maniacal changeling old man (albeit slowly), and three games of pool. Much "mystic Indian song" in the background. No explanations (yet all is clear and obvious). A Smoky the Bear imposter (easily dispatched with a shotgun). A random strumpet woman floundering helplessly in a quagmire as she is killed in the night. And, best of all, WAAAR-WOLF ON A STEEK!
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Summary: screw the director gently with a chainsaw
Review: It says a lot for a film when the first time you see it is on Mystery Science Theatre 3000... and you can't even bring yourself to watch the entire episode because film is the worst they've ever shown.
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Summary: Don't even bother
Review: Low budget piece of trash. At the beginning, I thought this movie had a good concept, but bad acting, a bad script and lousy effects soon soured this waste of video tape. The monster is only shown in it's entirety in the first fifteen minuits, and looks like a walking pile of carpet. If you want a good werewolf movie, go for the classic Howling (#1 only) instead.
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Summary: Oh the humanity!
Review: One of those unintenionally funny gems. You know you've found something worth laughing at when the archeological team uncovers the skeleton of a four foot tall werewolf. But you realize your in the hands of a true incomeptent when a security guard werewolf is speeding around town and ambushed by a pile of oil barrels.
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Summary: " You is a Wahr-wulf, Paul ???? "
Review: They were wrong, they were SO wrong. The downfall of Hollywood filmmaking should not be attributed to the Star Wars franchise, but instead to THIS piece of tripe. This "film" is an amalgam of inferior B-movies superimposed to make one REALLY bad B-movie. It includes special effects that would make Ed Wood laugh in his grave and the worst foreign accents you will ever hear ( "Weer-wulf ?? Pawwl ?? You is a Weer-wulf ??"). It absolutely astonishes me that this film was made in 1996 and not in 1976 ! The acting is so terrible it makes Rambo II look Oscar-worthy. Keep an out for the scene stealing Inn-keeping Yokel, who himself seems to be a combination of every old-bearded-Hermit-foggie stereotype known to man. Be advised to only watch this disaster if you're a fan of MST3K-style presentations because it makes for one of the best episodes in recent memory. If not, stay away, stay far far away !!!
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Summary: o/' Where o' Werewolf o/'
Review: This has got to be one of the funniest, silliest, and most godawful films ever shown on MST3K. The special effects are just atrocious. The werewolf comes out looking like either a man-bear, a slimy cat, or an obvious handpuppet. The actors are even worse. Keep your eye on a character named Yuri. His hair changes color and style at least six times. Even though the film takes place in Arizona, all the lead actors have European accents. Then there's Joe Estevez, brother of Martin Sheen, slumming his way through the film. Then there is the so-called hero. He says he's a writer yet we don't see him write a single word!!! Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Summary: This Werewolf movie RULEZ!!! BUY IT NOW!!!!!!!!
Review: This has got to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. If you must watch it, try to watch the MST3K version. It is so ridiculous in every way. Bad everything.
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