Miner's Massacre

Rating:
Summary: Honestly.... I've seen worse
Review: Unlike most straight to DVD movies, this was at least not shot with a camcorder. Though Jerimaiah Stone will never be as popular as Jason Voorhees or Freddy Kruger, he does have an interesting story and background.

Seems old Jerimiah survived the Donner party by eating his own wife and child. After that he became a crazed murderer, rapist, and claim jumper. So maybe ol' Satan had a special place in his black heart for him.

A group of young adults go to Suttersville with a map. They discover the gold, release the curse and the killing ensues. That's about the gist of it. The characters are everyday people which adds a little realism to this caper.

Eve was the best looking chick, but she got a pickaxe top the gut. other kills include....

A shovel to the throat through a windshield

A chain and hook hanging

A decapitaion scene with pretty good 'dying head' effects

A burning camero and driver

A lady being set on fire who jumps in the lake (survives?)

No nudity, which sucks for a slasher flick, but good none the less.



Rating:
Summary: So bad it's good.
Review: What do you get when you cross the creeper, jason voorhees, and madman marz? The 49er that's what. It so obvious that this film was gonna be bad, so it should've been gorier. Th 49er is obviously a rip-off of the creeper from jeepers creepers. He kills like jason and madman marz, and has that ghost story that madman marz did. But this "film" doesn't get off easy. It is totally void of anything remotely scary (duh) but it is a film which you and your buds can sit down and make fun of it. Acting=CRUD! SCORE=CRUD! DIRECTOR=CRUD! SCRIPT=CRUD! and Miner's Massacre=Pure cheezy fun. Rent it.