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Summary: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH
Review: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU ALL HOW GOODER THIS MOVIE WAS! THIS MOVIE WAS THE BESTEST MOVIE I EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THAT EITHER. THE CORONER GUY WAS SO SCARY THAT I HAD NIGHTMARES FOR A WHOLE MONTH AFTER I SEEN IT!THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD THAT I'M LOOKING TO BUY THE SOUNDTRACK AS SOON AS I CAN! I'M NOT JOKING ABOUT THAT EITHER! HOW COULD ANYONE EVER MAKE A MOVIE ANY GOODER THEN THIS GOODER MOVIE! IT'S SAD TOO LIKE THAT ONE PART WHERE SHE SAID THAT TO HIM. AND HE'S SO NICE TO HER, I CRIED UNTIL MY WHOLE NOSE WAS RED. IT'S ALWAYS RED BUT ON THIS PARICULAR NIGHT IT WAS EVEN REDDER AND THAT'S NOT GOODER FOR SURE! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THAT EITHER...ANYWAYS, IT'S SO SWEET THE WAY HE LOVES HER EVER SO MUCH, IT MAKES ME WANNA CRY! THIS MOVIE HAS IT ALL DRAMA, LOVE, FEAR, ADVENTURE AND LOTS AND LOTS OF ROMANCE! THANK YOU, THAT ALL.
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Summary: It's official, this is the worst film I've ever seen
Review: I got this film, as I love horror flicks. I was never so disappointed in my life! There's absolutely no continuity in it, it jumps randomly and without warning. The script is terrible, the acting was horrid, and it left me lost and confused and very irritated. I think they made this as an excuse to show some really badly done quasi-sex scenes, it was just the worst. Jane Longenecker looked embarassed to be in it, poor thing.Still need to satisfy your longing to see a movie along the lines of a creepy Coroner? Try the film Phantasm instead. Anything but this!
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Summary: It's official, this is the worst film I've ever seen
Review: I got this film, as I love horror flicks. I was never so disappointed in my life! There's absolutely no continuity in it, it jumps randomly and without warning. The script is terrible, the acting was horrid, and it left me lost and confused and very irritated. I think they made this as an excuse to show some really badly done quasi-sex scenes, it was just the worst. Jane Longenecker looked embarassed to be in it, poor thing. Still need to satisfy your longing to see a movie along the lines of a creepy Coroner? Try the film Phantasm instead. Anything but this!
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Summary: worst movie that i have ever watch
Review: I just saw the DVD version of this film, and liked
it. I loved the O'Henry like twist at the end.
The color, sound and photography were very good.
I would have liked it more, as a psycological Thriller,
if we didn't know whom the killer was, almost from
the beginning.
Longnecker was very good/believable.
Rating: 
Summary: Good Thriller
Review: I just saw the DVD version of this film, and liked
it. I loved the O'Henry like twist at the end.
The color, sound and photography were very good.
I would have liked it more, as a psycological Thriller,
if we didn't know whom the killer was, almost from
the beginning.
Longnecker was very good/believable.
Rating: 
Summary: Jane Longenecker is the next Jodie Foster!
Review: I must confess: the only reason that compels me to write this review is the unbelievably stunning Jane Longenecker, who plays the female protagonist in this mildly entertaining horror shocker. Seems as though someone in San Francisco (or L.A., if you believe some of the horizon shots or Jane's character looking at a street map of San Fran) has been butchering strip girls and street hookers. But not just any lovely will do: the victim in question must have been a suicide survivor (which, BY COINCIDENCE, so is the female protagonist). Seems as though the perpretator is the city medical examiner (thus, "The Coroner"), who picks the lovelies up and takes them back to his well-equipped cellar for a little torture before he dispatches them. (Seems as though he believes himself to be a demi-god who "reclaims" those who survived their suicide attempt.) Somehow, he latches onto the female protagonist, the lovely Jane Longenecker, who plays an attorney specializing in handling murder cases, getting hookers to go straight AND being a general pain in the you-know-what for the local D.A. The coroner kidnaps her and takes her into the cellar, where he (and here the movie made no sense) cut off part of a finger on her left hand and later appeared to be carving stuff on her back. (The football captain/cheerleader scene will have you in stitches! ) She escapes, is caught, and then escapes again (yeah, I know, I rolled my eyes up at that, but I kept saying to myself, it's just a movie...) Anyway, the rest of the movie (ONLY 75 MINUTES LONG, fer chrissake! ) has her going after this guy, to both teach him a lesson and to make sure that he never does this to any woman again. The ending is okay, and in general I give this movie four out of five stars....good to kill some time, but it could have been SO MUCH BETTER....I rank this right up there with Corbin Bernsen's The Dentist and The Dentist 2..... Jane Longenecker looks like a young Jodie Foster! I hope that this will not stand in the way of her career, as certain people (who will remain nameless, until that is the National Enquirer picks up on the story) may want to derail her career in order to have Foster's remain unchallenged. YES, I believe that Jane Longeneecker is THAT GOOD! (Whaddaya think, a "name" actor or actress will stand idly by and let a competitor who looks A LOT like him or her ever succeed in Hollywood? ) ANYWAY, I wonder if this is the same Jane Longenecker who has been in Las Vegas Shakespeare performaces (always garnering good reviews for her performances...) PLEASE JANE, IF YOU READ THIS, SET UP YOUR OWN WEBSITE! YOU ARE A GREAT ACTRESS WITH EXCELLENT POTENTIAL! I AM IN LOVE WITH JANE LONGENECKER! SHE IS STUNNING!
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Summary: Dear God... and to think that this movie was to be seen?
Review: I saw this movie when I went with my roommate to visit a couple of his friends at another college... Thank God it was a rented movie! This was the worst movie I have ever seen, being even worse than Cliffhanger (which was, needless to say, at least *funny* in its own badly made way). This movie has terrible acting, a stupid plot, is boring, and instead of being scary, it's just downright disturbing at certain moments of torture (i.e. when the wacko bad guy-figure cuts the girl's finger off... now that was just gross, but not scary). I cannot tell anyone how many times I was falling asleep in this movie. Total trash. And what's more, who would want to spend the $50 for it that it costs at amazon.com? I'd not even waste a penny on this movie. Do yourself a favor, people, and forget you ever heard of this.
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Summary: The Coroner 2000
Review: I thought the movie was excellent. It had every thing that would make up a fantastic horror movie. It had a lot of breast shots at the beginning and this guy with dark glasses on, whom you knew wasn't Mr. Niceguy. I thought the girl Longnecker was a fantastic actress and at the showdown between her and the coroner I thought was well matched. I use to produce and direct horror video movies and I would have loved to have an actress like Longnecker on my team. She was the kind of girl right from the start that showed spunk. I think anyone who likes horror will like this movie. Of course if I would have wrote it I would have put a little more horror in it by showing beautiful girls on the slab in the doctors private morgue. I would have gave a little more bloody screams, but all in all I would recommend The Coroner to all lovers of horror.
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Summary: THE LEGACY OF LONGNECKER
Review: The star of this really dumb movie is Jane Longnecker. Why would anyone seeking an acting career goe with a name like Longnecker? And her co-star is Dean St. Louis. Where were their agents when they chose such ridiculous names? What's next Minnie Apellas St. Paul? Or how about Della Ware Heights? Oh, well. THE CORONER is one poorly done piece of cinematic waste. Aside from the awful acting, the script is so lame and ridiculous, there can be no chance for even suspending disbelief. Longnecker's character does so many stupid things and the esoteric ending is laughably pointless. If you find it in a bargain bin, choose something else..you won't be missing a thing.
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Summary: worst movie that i have ever watch
Review: This is really a bad movie that really frustrates me. I have never seen such low budget movie that is regrettably trash. Like the other viewer said "Total Trash". I regret buying this movie coz the acting is bad and the way it was presented was really awful. For eg. the part where the lady broke into the house n wants to blow up the wall and the bomb exploded, the wall didnt budge and Longnecker (wat a name) has to move forward just to see that the wall has not ben demolish and she has to move infront of the killer just to get a close look and purposely wait for the killer to strike her on the head, really dumb. Another when after going through hell, her boyfriend was nowhere to be seen until the time he brought the killer back home ,then he showed up and helped to release the killer, whta kind of boyfriend is this. Pls dont buy this movie, is not worth it!!
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