Dark Harvest

Rating:
Summary: Umm.......
Review: This movie is entertaining, but it is so bad. In some parts the sound Wasnt going with the peoples mouth. The Camera work is sooooo bad.In At Least 5 shots (5 seconds) where there is no one in the picture. And the skinny dipping?..........!

Acting: D
Script: C
Production: F
Actors: C


Rating:
Summary: Worst Script, Directing, Acting EVER -- Total GARBAGE
Review: Well, I don't even know where to begin. Can anyone tell me why these pieces of trash make it to major production companies? Does anyone else feel as RIPPED OFF and foolish as I do when I rent stinkers like this? For those of you who haven't seen it: plodding, poorly (VERY) poorly acted, totally crap script, NO special effects (guy wearing junk mask). Seriously, this isn't even in the same galaxy as some fun, low budget movies -- this is watching a junior high school home video camera experment and the producer, director -- whover -- are laughing all the way to the bank. All the money was obviously put into the cover art. I can't believe how much this infuriates me! Anyway, I agree with the review below regarding the actress doing the HORRIBLE "British" accent -- was this your idea because you can not even come CLOSE to convincing anyone of its authenticity. This was just one of the reasons I would have hurled this crap out the window if I hadn't rented it. Do not be fooled by ANY of the reviews here that claim it ha any redeeming qualities -- just look at the tremendous contrast in reviews and note that the bas FAR outweigh the good. I find it really assinine to see freinds, family, and those directly involved with this garbage "movie" trying to make fools of the viewing audience by blatantly lieing in their reviews.



Rating:
Summary: Boring as hell, badly made
Review: Well, it has to be the worst movie of the year. Compared to signs, it is nothing. Full of useless scenes and screaming hysterical women. The story is really boring and the special effects are even worst. Total waist of time and money. Alex Baldwin only appear for 5 minutes at the beginning of the movie.
Too bad I spent money renting this really bad movie.

Rating:
Summary: Watch it now!
Review: Well, what's to say about Silent Warnings (here in Belgium, it's just called 'Warnings')?
Have you ever seen Signs with Mel Gibson and Joaquim Phoenix? And you liked it? Well than you should see Silent Warnings, too. You can compare the two, although Silent Warnings is much better than his big brother.
You don't get famous stars like Mel Gibson, except for Billy Zane and one of the Baldwins, but still this movie is great with relatively unknown actors who perform on a very high level!
Like all the SF alien related movies, it is a bit exagerated when you see the 'strange visitors', but what alien related movie is not a bit exagerated?
I am not gonna tell you what happens, but the story starts with 6 friends who are going to clean up the house of the cousin who went mad of one the six main characters. Not all of them will survive, it's up to you to guess who will and who won't...
Just buy it, watch it and enjoy it!

Rating:
Summary: Craptacular!
Review: You would think that if a film was made in West Virginia, they could at least spell West Virginia correctly. It was spelled West Virgina in the opening. I gave this movie one star only because there was nothing less than that. Poor acting, lighting, dialogue and special effects. I think I would have been better off renting Jason X and that movie was laughable at best. Obviously, the entire budget was spent on the art work for the cover.