Flesh Freaks

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Summary: What's wrong with you one star giving as*holes?
Review: Now I admit, i'd hate this movie if I was an idiot who didn't understand irony. Yes this is mega-low budget, and yes the acting sucks so hard it blows, but if you have a sense of humour this film kicks ass. I was given it as a Birthday present from my "thrifty" (cheap-ass) friend a few weeks ago, and was unimpressed... untill I watched it in full. Crazy ass extra long cool documentary style shots of Belize, a place I want to visit now, a few scenes in crappy U of T dormatories and then a bunch of girls gettnig chased around by zombies with a side order of first degree eye gouging. This movie was one laugh making gore trip. In this one part a chick goes to town on this old doctor zombie's face and shaves his skin down to his skull, I laughed so hard I practily shat myself.
Anyway I loved this film, regardless of it's couple of scenes which drag on a bit too long. Next time add a few toppless chicks and you'll have a oscar winning film on your hand.... or not...

Rating:
Summary: good low-budget movie
Review: ok, I'm from London Englan, which may seem weird to some as this dvd only sells in the us and canada, but this is how i got it. I have a friend in Canada who had a birthday, being a movie fan he got flesh freaks for his birthday he didnt watch it. Along came my birthday and he sent it to me now my little life story is over along with the reviw: At the bigining of the film I was relitivly unimpressed I thought the bad acting was apauling but once the film gets going you find the humourous irony quite compelling. So you continue to watch as the film gets to nearing end the gorefest begins zombie chases, eyegouges and a girl who seems to drop her weapon at every possible oppertunity (except the sizors obviously she os well behaived) keep you laughing near.... the middle of your seat although there are sceans in the film that drag on like the nature in belize parts, I found them interesting especially the crazy iguana so cute, anyway I liked this film found it an intresting watch well directed and the 2 short movies in the exrtas were well done also, and the trailer for kill them and eat them looks great even better then the film you are looking at so this dvd is a great package for all you b-movie fans

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Summary: Goofy Zombies and a build up that goes nowhere
Review: There was no flesh tearing whatsoever in this film. The only action we see is broom sticks being shoved in the zombie's eyes as they groan to death. There are no guts, although we see a fake heart--very lame since we don't actually see it being pulled out. The ending is too easy and opens it self up for a sequal--and I'm positve they won't make another one because this film isn't worth .... Even fans of the genre, like myself, won't find themselves too excited with this one.

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Summary: I'm sorry but this was garbage!
Review: Usually I'm very understanding when it comes to low-budget movies. Movies that people slam I find something good about, especially if it's a zombie movie. But this movie was just plain bad, bad, bad. It has a good premise but goes nowhere. If you like no-budget zombie flicks, get "Meat Market" instead of "Flesh Freaks," it's way better. Trust me, unless you were in this movie, you won't want to waste your time and money watching it.

Rating:
Summary: I'm sorry but this was garbage!
Review: Usually I'm very understanding when it comes to low-budget movies. Movies that people slam I find something good about, especially if it's a zombie movie. But this movie was just plain bad, bad, bad. It has a good premise but goes nowhere. If you like no-budget zombie flicks, get "Meat Market" instead of "Flesh Freaks," it's way better. Trust me, unless you were in this movie, you won't want to waste your time and money watching it.