Rating: Summary: How can anyone like this movie? Review: About the only thing I can say that is good about this movie is that it is not hollywood, but really who cares? This is not a horror movie. In fact all it is is a cheap porn/snuff film that is pathetic because there wasn't even a good sex scene. It was not scary, it was not sexy, it did not shock me. I knew what was going to happen in every scene. Some scenes were drawn out for too long. In reality this movie could be made in one day, thats how stupid it was. PLEASE DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! It was a waste of time. I ended up fastforwarding through the whole thing. Maybe a little too much crystal meth and marajuana was involved in the making of the film and the proceeds should go to rehabilitation and incarceration of the creators of this movie. I believe that anyone who has any intelligence will agree....
Rating: Summary: Ok, this is just bad! Review: Amazon has this movie as a 1974 release, which is one of the main reasons I bought it. It's not a 74' release, it's a 2001 release by a group of about 10 inexperienced, amateurish, 20-something "filmakers." The "plot" is on a girl who meets her escaped from jail b/f in the woods and he takes her to some guys house where he has captured 3 different guys who have in some way done this girl wrong. The b/f says he will kill her too, but she ends up defending herself and killing him instead. The tables turn and instead of releasing these guys she decides to torture and kill them one by one in some inhumane ways (pretty sick stuff, but so badly done it's stupid). After her revenge, the movie's over. This "film" runs 73 minutes long, and about the first 20 are pointless overly run shots of the b/f's brother attacking a girl (which really has nothing at all to do with the story) and some pointless still shots of religious statues in a cemetary (which also have no meaning whatsoever to the movie). ...It took them 8 days to shoot this thing...8! How good of a movie can you have in 8 days? It just looks like people who were bored and needed something to do. And the sex scenes?! Ridiculous! There is 1 real lovemaking scene which is the stupidest thing ive ever seen on film. One sodomizing scene with a broom handle, which i guess could be "graphic," and a scene of the girl masterbating with the broomstick (which is the only good part of the movie). The extras are funny though, not in a good way. "the making of" stuff runs waaayyyy too long for such short and cheap of a movie, and the fact that these people are proud of their efforts is even more pathetic. I can't say enough bad things about this dvd! It's boring, it's stupid, it's extremely low budget. This is the kind of movie that shouldn't be sold but be distributed free for promotional uses (ok, maybe they should sell it, but for no more then 10 bucks!) When I got this I thought I was actually buying a REAL movie, obviously I was very sadly disappointed. DON'T BUY THIS, YOU'LL REGRET IT, I GUARANTEE IT!
Rating: Summary: Extreme to the end Review: Eric Stanze is building himself quite a reputation with fans of exploitation cinema and this movie only strengthens that.To give you too many details of the actual film would be to detract from its overall visceral and shock themes, but simply put, it's a fresh take on 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'. Very explicit and downright cruel in places, this is a well made sucker punch to the gloss of Hollywood and shows what can be achieved when films are made to be challenging, rather than just mindless feel-good fodder. Highly recommended, but for fans of extreme cinema only. If you're easily offended, stay away!
Rating: Summary: 2.0 Stars! Independent Film. Review: Fair movie at the most. It isn't worth owning and the reviewers are overplaying this movie. It is slightly pornographic. There is an actual act of fellatio in the beginning if you slow it down when she is raped. The lead actress also fondles herself with a broomstick and later rapes a man with it -- very hard to watch just like the whole movie.
This movie is better off not being watched.
Rating: Summary: These guys are not pros. Review: I expected to see a shocking movie, full of blood, and gore. What I pulled out of my mailbox today was a nothing more than, a dvd of a few friends getting together for three days and making a "movie". There was no quality in this thing. The sequences were drawn out, and often using the same shots over and over again. The editing was terrible, monkey cam, no continuity, the audio just sucked, not to mention the acting. To top it off, they have the directors commentary in the special features. It's with the director and the female star of the movie. They chat as if this movie was a serious project. All this amounts to is a porn with gore, content and quality. I should have given it two stars, because I guess it would get cool points at a party, so everyone could laugh at it.
Rating: Summary: A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!! Review: I rented (thank God) This film thinking it would be a decent remake of "I Spit on Your Grave" Which was a fair B movie at best. But from the very begining of this film you just want it to GET ON WITH IT!! If it were not for the Long drawn out scenes the thing woulnt even be 74 min long I think there is about 20 mins long. The only good thing about this move is the crystal clarity of the actual picture..Too bad the leading lady is about as attractive as pig swill. Dont waste your time or money on this STINKER.
Rating: Summary: A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!! Review: I rented (thank God) This film thinking it would be a decent remake of "I Spit on Your Grave" Which was a fair B movie at best. But from the very begining of this film you just want it to GET ON WITH IT!! If it were not for the Long drawn out scenes the thing woulnt even be 74 min long I think there is about 20 mins long. The only good thing about this move is the crystal clarity of the actual picture..Too bad the leading lady is about as attractive as pig swill. Dont waste your time or money on this STINKER.
Rating: Summary: Like the good ol' days... Review: I SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE is a hard-edge, violent, disturbing horror-revenge movie, made like they SHOULD be made, just like the good ol' days of horror. SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE is not the usual weak horror you see these days. This one goes right for the throat. Excellent - extremely well done... you will like this movie if you like this sort of low budget, not mainstream, very sick horror movie. Do not expect slick production values, famous actors, cute dialog, or any silly Hollywood b.s. ...Do expect very harsh, very well-directed, gritty, intense horror! Good music too! Very cool!
Rating: Summary: I spit on your corpse I piss on your grave Review: Sexually explicit and violent film made last year on a minute budget, very graphic in places.Its about a women who gets sexually abused by about three or four men and then disposes of them in a vairitey of gruesome ways,While getting sexual kicks out of it.If you like shocks this film is for you.Film runs for about 73 mins and has behind the scenes footage and an interview with the director and a wealth of other goodies.
Rating: Summary: Like the good ol' days... Review: Wow! If you are into 70's style horror and revenge movies, you will like this movie a lot! Compared to the cool old, scratchy, grainy shockers of the 70's, I Spit On Your Corpse, I Piss On Your Grave has much better acting and visuals. Also, the violence is MUCH more graphic and disturbing. But even with these "updates" Spit On Your Corpse still has that 70's exploitation edge that you feel in films like the Ilsa series, or the original I Spit On Your Grave. In spots, the acting falters, and sometimes the visuals are a bit too odd and abstract for my taste, but overall, Spit On Your Corpse is a very cool, well-directed exploitation movie! WARNING: The gore and sex are VERY extreme! If you get offended by that kind of stuff, DO NOT watch this movie!
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