Club Vampire

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Summary: Awful vampire movie
Review: A woman is attacked by a vampire and becomes 'an accident'. Turned into a vampire without approval of the local clan, her sire must hunt her down and kill her.

Fairly poor movie, but the only one I've ever seen that has a vampire dwarf.

Rating:
Summary: Wacky, Kiny Vampire Rubbish! :=8P
Review: Appallingly awful, deadful mess of a vampire moovie, bolstered by wretched acting, cheap fx, stupid characters, and faux-artsy direction. Never has the MooCow seen such horrible pretention boldly displayed as "art". It's one of those fake "alternative" flicks where everybody has a ring stuck in their face, even the kids. The whole herd howled in laugher through out the entire moovie, which showed, among udder things, an underground nightclub where chunky, hairy men are ridden like horses, topless bimbos playing nude "Twister" to cheesy Kenny G-like lite-jazz, and a green-haired, spider-tattooed midget vampire, who pops around at will, sort of like a demonic little Kazoo from the old "Flintstones" cartoon. John Savage("The Deer Hunter") gives the embarassing performance of his life, every bit as bad as John Voight's overwroght, cheesy performance in "Anaconda". The rest of the grade "D" cast is worse, and overacts shamelessly. A ttal cheesy howler! :=8D

Rating:
Summary: Wacky, Kiny Vampire Rubbish! :=8P
Review: Appallingly awful, deadful mess of a vampire moovie, bolstered by wretched acting, cheap fx, stupid characters, and faux-artsy direction. Never has the MooCow seen such horrible pretention boldly displayed as "art". It's one of those fake "alternative" flicks where everybody has a ring stuck in their face, even the kids. The whole herd howled in laugher through out the entire moovie, which showed, among udder things, an underground nightclub where chunky, hairy men are ridden like horses, topless bimbos playing nude "Twister" to cheesy Kenny G-like lite-jazz, and a green-haired, spider-tattooed midget vampire, who pops around at will, sort of like a demonic little Kazoo from the old "Flintstones" cartoon. John Savage("The Deer Hunter") gives the embarassing performance of his life, every bit as bad as John Voight's overwroght, cheesy performance in "Anaconda". The rest of the grade "D" cast is worse, and overacts shamelessly. A ttal cheesy howler! :=8D

Rating:
Summary: DUMB
Review: How people get money to make these movies is beyond me.the movie was cheesy and the acting was as bad.It was part MTV video at times also with all the music they played during it.I can't think of nothing good to say about it.

Rating:
Summary: The worst MOVIE ever
Review: if i could have given negative stars, this one would get it. this acting makes elizabeth berkeley look like meryl streep.

DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE

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Summary: Great story-some unfortunate stylistic and cinematic ideas
Review: Once you get past the awful stylistic choices, this movie has a compelling story line with likeable main characters. Unfortunately, the heavy stylized effects start off early when the good vampire's girl gets turned into a vampire by a jealous vampire girlfriend. It would be easy to dismiss the story at this point. The dancelike action-reaction scene falls short. But if you watch this movie, and get used to this style--the characters take over. The mother, turned vampire, trying to protect her son is terrific. At first, she doesn't even know she's a vampire. Resisting the urg to kill her boy,she eats the family's pet instead--a hamster--in a gruesomely funny scene. My favorite scene is when two thugs try to attack the newly born vampiress. They get the surprise of their lives.
I do have to say that whoever did the lighting in this movie needs help. There are other lights besides big key lights with gels( and more gel colors than two). But, in my humble opinion the movie is better than its production values. It's a fun little vampire flick.

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Summary: It s**ks!
Review: The only good thing about this horrid piece of garbage is the Twin Peaks dwarf. But since he plays an episodical role he doesn't save the day. Otherwise the movie is highly irritable with the low quality of concept and production.

Rating:
Summary: JUST HORRIBLE, ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, HORRIBLE
Review: The screenwriter, producer, and director should be shot for even considering to make this movie. It enters a whole new realm of suckiness that I didn't know existed until now. Please, if you're going to make a movie, put in a little effort for Christ's Sake...

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Summary: Everyone who reviewed this movie is now my friend.
Review: words cannot describe how bad this movie is.

i think Troma would be embarassed for releasing this.