Dinosaur Valley Girls

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Summary: Lighten up - this is FUN!
Review: This is about as much fun as you can have in low-budget! Don't look for Shakespeare, here (although there is one quote if you look for it) - this film was never meant to be in that category. One of the reviews called this "a masterpiece of arrested development" and that sums it up. It's funny, loaded with dinosaurs and gorgeous women with spring-loaded bras that jump off at a moment's notice. Pick up a six pack, a pizza and settle in for a lost evening in a lost world. Don't analyze, don't critique - just ENJOY!

Rating:
Summary: Lighten up - this is FUN!
Review: This is one of the best no-to-low budget movies I've ever seen! It's pure fun from start to finish. A whole bunch of gorgeous young almost undressed gals, plus Karen Black! You'll want to see it over and over, and will it to your kids.....

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Summary: Lotta Fun!
Review: This is one of the best no-to-low budget movies I've ever seen! It's pure fun from start to finish. A whole bunch of gorgeous young almost undressed gals, plus Karen Black! You'll want to see it over and over, and will it to your kids.....

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Summary: DVD-DVG- maka-loola!
Review: This is your dino-dream come true! It's a video about a "primeval" fantasy land inhabited by dinosaurs & cavebabes created by Don Glut, an expert on dinosaur film history and the science of dinosaurs. Karen Black is still "cave-babe-alicious". And, for inexplicable reasons, those scenes featuring cavemen passing gas had me and my wife in hysterics. It's not exactly One Million Years B.C., but then it's perfectly suited for your next planned Halloween dino-monster movie marathon. Hey, it's a genuine cult film already & the price is right, so pop open those brewskies & enjoy! Also, viewers will find Don's book, "Dinosaur Valley Girls - The Book", about the making of the movie, highly entertaining.

Rating:
Summary: DVD-DVG- maka-loola!
Review: This is your dino-dream come true! It's a video about a "primeval" fantasy land inhabited by dinosaurs & cavebabes created by Don Glut, an expert on dinosaur film history and the science of dinosaurs. Karen Black is still "cave-babe-alicious". And, for inexplicable reasons, those scenes featuring cavemen passing gas had me and my wife in hysterics. It's not exactly One Million Years B.C., but then it's perfectly suited for your next planned Halloween dino-monster movie marathon. Hey, it's a genuine cult film already & the price is right, so pop open those brewskies & enjoy! Also, viewers will find Don's book, "Dinosaur Valley Girls - The Book", about the making of the movie, highly entertaining.

Rating:
Summary: DVD-DVG- maka-loola!
Review: This is your dino-dream come true! It's a video about a "primeval" fantasy land inhabited by dinosaurs & cavebabes created by Don Glut, an expert on dinosaur film history and the science of dinosaurs. Karen Black is still "cave-babe-alicious". And, for inexplicable reasons, those scenes featuring cavemen passing gas had me and my wife in hysterics. It's not exactly One Million Years B.C., but then it's perfectly suited for your next planned Halloween dino-monster movie marathon. Hey, it's a genuine cult film already & the price is right, so pop open those brewskies & enjoy! Also, viewers will find Don's book, "Dinosaur Valley Girls - The Book", about the making of the movie, highly entertaining.

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Summary: Dinosaur Valley Girls is fun but could have been better
Review: This movie had the potential to be so much more than it was. The stop motion dino effects good but the addition of live lizards (to save money I'm sure) is a bit distracting. The girls in this are all very good looking and for the "little parts" they were given, they did fine. Which brings me to one of the problems I had with Dinosaur Valley Girls, the girls didn't do enough. Their characters were not developed in any way and the supposed romance between Tony and Hea-thor just happens. There's no building to it. I realize in movies like this plot is usually not their strongest point but this movie needed that especially because the cave people speak in cave talk and we, the viewers, can't always figure out whats going on. Why do the cavemen dislike the one member of their tribe? Why does Hea-thor not mind Tony sleeping with ever other cave girl? You'd think she'd be extremely jealous. Lastly, why does the big caveman hate Tony? If he's in love with Hea-thor, he never shows it. Other things in this movie I could have done without were the stupid sound effects that were intended as comedy but seemed out of place and the music video for "Jurassic Punk" that comes out of nowhere. Speaking of which, the resolution to the dinosaur problem is just plain silly. There are some points to this movie I do like. The story does move along at a good pace. There were only a couple of slow parts for me. The women are all very good looking and I did laugh at many of the jokes. I also like the special features. If you like B movies, I'd say rent this before you buy it. If you like every B movie ever made, I know you'll love Dinosaur Valley Girls!

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Summary: Dinosaur Valley Girls too horrible for words
Review: This movie stunk. There is absolutely nothing about it to recommend. Terrible acting. Terrible script. Terrible directing. Very little nudity. Boring extras. Deleted scenes a joke. They do have some audition footage that consists of actresses acting like cavegirls. The ability to grunt and shove a fake spear around shouldn't have been a criteria for casting. It took far too long to get to the cavewomen mentioned in the title, and the nudity was far too brief to classify it as a T&A flick. AVOID.

Rating:
Summary: Waste of money!
Review: This movie was a waste of film and money spent on bad actors! There is absolutely nothing about it to recommend. Hardly any naked girls, whats the point of it being an adult film! More like rated R. Avoid this film!

Rating:
Summary: Waste of money!
Review: This movie was a waste of film and money spent on bad actors! There is absolutely nothing about it to recommend. Hardly any naked girls, whats the point of it being an adult film! More like rated R. Avoid this film!