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Summary: And bile rises from the throat
Review: Whoh boy. Firstly, I must say that in getting four movies for ten dollars, I'd didn't expect The Ring and the Sixth Sense. But not even I could have suspected the true horror. Oh dear God, someone help me.#1. Horror Rises From the Tomb. In the tradition of great films like Burial Ground "The Night of Terror", Doctor Butcher M.D., Zombie Lake and Night of the Zombies, we have this instant classic. A bunch of decadent slouches decide to head to out their villa, and try to solve the case of the beheaded satanist ancestor. Maybe they would have had a chance if they had the rest of Scooby and the gang with them. They killed the prettiest girl in the movie, the maid, in like twenty minutes, and from there the movie really goes downhill. Thank God they had Thor's Hammers (a Tutonic icon) to protect them from Satan! #2. Zombie Flesh Eater. Okay, firstly, your biggest star is Professor Brown from Pieces---who may or may not be the WORST ACTOR IN THE UNIVERSE. The movie is about a ghost ship, inhabited by the zombies. But they're not zombies! They are the same plastic skeletons with goatees from Tombs of the Blind Dead!!! The same exact ones. They are not zombies, and they do NOT eat flesh at any time in the movie. #3. Zombie Hell House. Oh no, no, no. This is the clumsily-disguised House by the Cemetary, complete with "the Researcher", Bob and Ann, Ann and Bob, Bob and Ann. Gives you one more chance to see super-zombie Fruedstein staggering his way through one wacky misadventure after another. The fun never ends. There's alot of house, a little hell, but very little zombie. #4. Night of the Ghoul. I know, this sounds like an Ed Wood movie, but it isn't. It's a touching journey that includes car races, lots and lots of fog, female captives and Peter Cushing. You only see "the ghoul" in the last few minutes of the movie, and it's a flabby bald blue guy in a skirt. Don't ask me. And I don't know where they got the whole "ghoul" thing, because pretty much all he does is stab people and then stagger back into his room.
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Summary: You're better off throwing your $10 in the trash.
Review: With the exception of the few gore scenes in the Fulci movie (which is House by the Cemetery as eveyone pointed out) this DVD is an atrocity to my DVD player. Bought this thing for $10 at Suncoast, one of my most regtful actions in my life. I'd have paid twice to not own this garbage. It's that bad! No, this is not bad in a good way. This is bad in a "mousetrap snapping at my crotch" bad. It was extremley painful to even sit still with any of these godforsaken movies playing. I felt like crying after the first five minutes of viewing the one lame lifeless movie about some plastic minature ship. How could I have made such a lousy purchase?! Trying to watch these movies is like trying to run on an oil spill without falling. It's impossible. There aren't even any zombies in this stupid thing. Whoever made this DVD should be sued for false advertisment. Where the hell did that zombie on the cover come from? I could probably find more zombies on Nickelodeon for godssakes. Just get House by the Cemetary if you want, although that's not even Fulci's best (I prefer The Beyond). Other than that, there are no redeeming qualities in any of these boring, "with pointless conversations that go on for an eternity", goreless movies whatsoever.
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