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Summary: Hey People! Satire here.
Review: This movie has been getting such bad reviews, and I wrote this one to set the record straight, i guess (but excuse the corniness).
This movie was not meant to be a 'real' horror film, it is obviously a satire. Think of it as the first in the sub-genre that "Scream" sopposedly started, accept it's not as straight foward it it's mocking, accept in the leading woman's blatent complaints a couple times. Also the movie has a sorta predictable non-pedictable way about it. It's funny as hell, I mean the stuff that happens is SO absurd, and the police the department is stupid as anything. One of the best parts is that George Clooney is in it, and not even a lead role either.
Anyway this movie is a 'watch-if-you-want-to-laugh' type film, and keep in mind that it's a spoof.
*Note:the 5 stars are so people watch it, to boost the rating a bit
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Summary: The Worst Horror Film I Have Spent My Time On!
Review: This Movie S**ks. The Plot S**ks. The Acting S**ks. The MusicS**ks. The Script S**ks. What else can I tell you? In this StupidHorror Film people go back to a high school where aparently a bunch of teens were murdered to film a movie. Features Stupid Action scenes (If you could call them action scenes) and lousy ending. The only thing that saves this movie from being the worst film of all time is that fact that George Clooney is in it. Dont waste your time on. Even if there is nothing else on!
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Summary: This Doesnt Even Diserve One Star
Review: This movie was not one of the best I have seen. It actually could be considered one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Half the time I didnt know what was going on. The plot of the movie was never really established. I assume from reading the back cover that it was supposed to be about some film makers who are doing a documentary on some murders that had happened at a high school some years before. But honestly, I didnt get that from watching the movie. Like I said, I read it on the box. I still dont know if all those murders actually took place or if they were just trying to trick the police to add effect to their "movie" but it isnt supprising that the ending ... because the whole movie ... There were a lot of parts that shouldnt have even been in the movie. Maybe, but highly unlikely, if they would have taken out some parts then the movie would have made sense. Not saying that it would make it a good movie, but at least it wouldnt leave you going "HUH?" at the end or pretty much through the whole thing. I wouldnt watch this unless you have nothing else to do.
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Summary: This Doesnt Even Diserve One Star
Review: This movie was not one of the best I have seen. It actually could be considered one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Half the time I didnt know what was going on. The plot of the movie was never really established. I assume from reading the back cover that it was supposed to be about some film makers who are doing a documentary on some murders that had happened at a high school some years before. But honestly, I didnt get that from watching the movie. Like I said, I read it on the box. I still dont know if all those murders actually took place or if they were just trying to trick the police to add effect to their "movie" but it isnt supprising that the ending ... because the whole movie ... There were a lot of parts that shouldnt have even been in the movie. Maybe, but highly unlikely, if they would have taken out some parts then the movie would have made sense. Not saying that it would make it a good movie, but at least it wouldnt leave you going "HUH?" at the end or pretty much through the whole thing. I wouldnt watch this unless you have nothing else to do.
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Summary: Surprisingly good 80's slasher!
Review: Unlike many reviewers, I actually enjoyed this film, "Return to Horror High" is not only a 80's nostalgic slasher, it is also a spoof/satire on the whole low-budget horror film franchise, which I feel gives the film a big boost. The plot is rather original, it's not the typical "invincible man in a mask stalking half naked teens through the woods with farm tools" formula, it's about a film crew who is filming a low-budget horror film on a mass murder that happened 3 years ago at Crippen High, and mysteriously the killer was never apprehended. So as soon as filming begins, one by one the cast and crew start getting knocked off, and it's up our heroic duo to solve the mystery of who could be behind the murders and what really happened at Crippen High. The story is more "in-depth" than the typical 80's slasher flick and the acting is above average, as most of the cast provide very believable performances. The overall production value is high, as the effects are realistic, even when purposefully campy, and the overall school setting is eerie.As for the DVD, Anchor Bay has done another fine job restoring a lost 80's classic. The only feature is a trailer, which is more like a teaser, but is superbly crafted and is made of the highest quality, it's very convincing, very dark, and I personally do not see how it didn't sell the film well. The picture is in 1.85:1 widescreen ratio, and is excellent, no blotches, no streaks, no cracks, and the colors are well divided and very vibrant. My only complaint was the sound, if they would have done a 3.0 surrond, or even a 2.0 Stereo remix, the effect of many "BOO" scenes would have been much greater as oppose to Mono. But still the dialogue and sound effects are distinguishable from each other and do not blend. Plus you get a mini theatrical one-sheet inside the package. Overall, I highly reccomend "Return to Horror High". Some may get confused by the ending, but I feel it's from a lack of paying attention, because I understood the ending just fine, but if you pay attention and listen carefully during the last 10 minutes, everything should make sense. Once again, Anchor Bay has provided us with another great classic and given it a nice transfer, plus a very reasonable price. All horror fans should enjoy this one, as well as film buffs, if you feel weary about his one because of the mixed reviews, then I suggest a rental, and then decide. I hope this helped in making your final decision, whether you buy or pass. Thanks for reading.
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Summary: Scream: The beginning
Review: While this is not by any means a great film, it does attempt to combine humor and horror in a way that predates the more famous "Scream". The film allows the characters to understand that they may be involved in a "horror film" plot and thus they attempt to act accordingly. Many of the jokes fall flat and the film as a whole is essentially a set-up for the fairly amusing payoff ending. For an early eighties "gore" film there is not much blood and those seeking such should look elsewhere. It is rather humorous to see an actor of George Clooney's "stature" earning his wings in this low budget horror. Overall, if you are up for a minor piece of fluff on a boring Saturday night, this will fit the bill. The DVD picture is good, a trailer is included but there are no other extras. A rental at best.
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Summary: Scream: The beginning
Review: While this is not by any means a great film, it does attempt to combine humor and horror in a way that predates the more famous "Scream". The film allows the characters to understand that they may be involved in a "horror film" plot and thus they attempt to act accordingly. Many of the jokes fall flat and the film as a whole is essentially a set-up for the fairly amusing payoff ending. For an early eighties "gore" film there is not much blood and those seeking such should look elsewhere. It is rather humorous to see an actor of George Clooney's "stature" earning his wings in this low budget horror. Overall, if you are up for a minor piece of fluff on a boring Saturday night, this will fit the bill. The DVD picture is good, a trailer is included but there are no other extras. A rental at best.
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