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Rating: Summary: I FEEL TOTALLY CHEATED!!! Review: I got this movie because they sold it togather with carlitos angels. a funny hispanic comedy about some ghetto girls that fight crime and smoke out. Who the heck thought this piece of junk was a good match with that movie, first of, nobody is spanish, and there is nothing funny about this. there arent even any real vampires in this movie. what are the people at amazon thinking putting these two movies together
Rating: Summary: Vampires bite, vixens don't apparently. Review: Sexy naked women doing eachother,An alluring quality of the lesbian vampire genre, is certainly not in short supply here. If that's all you wanted though, you would simply order porno in bulk......right? What this genre is all about is lesbian VAMPIRES. Vampire and prey culmunating in a lustful embrace of pain and passion called a "bite". Remember that? Remember when vampires did that?Vampire Vixens doesn't have any vampires in it. There's a chick in a cape and she can fly. Is she Wonder Woman or what? I couldn't tell you about the dialogue or the story, although I'm sure there was nothing erotic. One does not catch much of the story or dialogue while scanning in FF mode looking for the vampires. Why two stars? There are naked women who are at least trying to act like they're having sex. That really only gets 1 1/2 stars, but it wasn't an available option so I rounded up.
Rating: Summary: Vampires bite, vixens don't apparently. Review: Sexy naked women doing eachother,An alluring quality of the lesbian vampire genre, is certainly not in short supply here. If that's all you wanted though, you would simply order porno in bulk......right? What this genre is all about is lesbian VAMPIRES. Vampire and prey culmunating in a lustful embrace of pain and passion called a "bite". Remember that? Remember when vampires did that? Vampire Vixens doesn't have any vampires in it. There's a chick in a cape and she can fly. Is she Wonder Woman or what? I couldn't tell you about the dialogue or the story, although I'm sure there was nothing erotic. One does not catch much of the story or dialogue while scanning in FF mode looking for the vampires. Why two stars? There are naked women who are at least trying to act like they're having sex. That really only gets 1 1/2 stars, but it wasn't an available option so I rounded up.
Rating: Summary: more of the same, but still fun Review: This film is the long-awaited sequel to VAMPIRE'S SEDUCTION, one of Seduction Cinema's first releases, and one of my personal favorites. John Bacchus is back in the director's chair, and stars Mia Copia (Dracoola) and John Fedele (Wally) return as well. Added to the cast are the hilarious Zach Snygg, and an all-star SC lineup including Darian Caine, Misty Mundae, AJ Khan, and (the now retired) Katie Jordon. Sounds like a winner, doesn't it? Bacchus is responsible for all my favorite SC films of the past, and I suppose it's unfair of me to expect so much from a movie like this, but I really was disappointed. One indication shoulda been the fact that this movie was made three years ago and it's just now getting released. VAMPIRE VIXENS is basically the same movie as VAMPIRE SEDUCTION in terms of plot, with Dracoola's new flunky Eugene (Snygg) spying on lesbians instead of Wally (who is now the head of a major corporation). There were several funny moments in the film, thanks to Copia, Fedele and Snygg, who are all hilarious of course. But in my view, given what I've seen the participants do in the past, I think VAMPIRE VIXENS under-achieves. Maybe it was the long wait, maybe I expected more from the huge pool of talent involved. The movie is funny, and the skin quotient is high, but don't expect anything bigger or better than the first one. Plus, the extras are really lacking.
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