S.I.C.K.

Rating:
Summary: Sounds ok
Review: When I first saw this movie it was pretty predictable on what was goona happen. It's about a few friends sitting around a campfire telling stories. One girl says she has a great idea for a horror movie. It's about a clown who is sent to entertain a little girl. The parents leave her alone and when they return the girl is gone. The men of the town take the clown into the woods and beat him. After the story the real clown comes and starts hacking people off. You get the picture. The effects are good .... C+

Rating:
Summary: well......
Review: Where do I start? It can't be called a horror movie because nothing scary happens. It can't be called a slasher because even when a head gets cut off there is no blood. It's not a porn even though there are 3 sex scenes (1 of which has minimal nudity). The actors probably aren't good enough to act in a porn flick. The writing is horrible. For example, a 5 minute conversation takes place where every form of the word do, (do, did, does, don't didn't) is used about 10 times each. (did you do this, no i didn't do this, i don't do this stuff, who does this stuff, I don't know) i didn't exagurate that at all. At one point, the clown ambushes someone in the woods. He rips through a random wall of black construction paper in the middle of the woods. hmmm....big sheet of construction paper, plus woods, doesn't make sense. This would be 5 stars as a comedy. It is absolutely hillarious to hear these people act. GET THIS DVD AND ADD IT TO YOUR COMEDY COLLECTION!!!!!!