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Summary: Run away, now!!
Review: I really don't even know what to say about this movie. I apologize for not following my usual format, but this is a warning to everyone who happens to stop by and read this :
PLEASE, AVOID THIS MOVIE AT ALL COSTS!
I cannot stress this enough. Acting was terrible, horrendous, I have found "acting" in adults movies better than this film. The music? Think late night Cinemax. Exactly. Clowns? Where are the evil clowns? Oh my, this would be the ONLY time in my life I can utter the words " I KNOW I could make a better film than this one.
Rating? NOTHING! It gets a big, fat, nothing. A bomb, a turkey, call it what you want. If you have been a bad little boy or girl this year than you may just find this movie in your stocking, although coal has more value than this movie!
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Summary: I ACTUALLY GOT MY MONEY BACK FROM BLOCKBUSTER!!!!!!!
Review: I RENTED THIS FROM BLOCKBUSTER BECAUSE THE COVER LOOKED COOL. AFTERWARDS, I APOLOGISED TO THE PEOPLE WHO WATCHED IT WITH ME AND THEN GOT MY MONEY BACK FROM BLOCKBUSTER--"WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT?" THE GUY ASKED..."DID IT NOT PLAY?" I EXPLAINED TO HIM HOW I WAS UPSET THAT THEY TRIED TO PASS THIS GARBAGE OFF AS A MOVIE. I SWEAR IF THE DVD WERE MADE OUT OF TOILET PAPER I WOULDN'T EVEN CONSIDER USING IT TO WIPE MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT! I HAVE NEVER WRITTEN AN AMAZON REVIEW BEFORE, BUT DAMN....ONLY RENT THIS MOVIE IF YOU WANT A BENCHMARK ON WHAT CONSTITUTES THE MOST EXTREME VERSION OF AN AWFUL, PATHETIC, SORRY, LAME-O MOVIE.
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Summary: Entertaining
Review: I saw this film and it actually entertained me. It maybe did not scare me that much, but it had everything you should expect from this type of movie. It actually made me laugh a few times, and for that reason only I recommend it. If you do rent or buy this just lighten up and have a good time with it. I did.
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Summary: RETARDS SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO MAKE MOVIES!!!!
Review: I WOULD RATE THIS CRAP NEGATIVE 5 STARS IF I COULD. THIS MOVIE IS A PIECE OF TRASH!!! THEY NAMED THIS MOVIE "SICK" BECAUSE THE VIEWER IS GUARNTEED TO GET SICK BY WATCHING A VERY POORLY MADE, SORRY EXCUSE FOR A FILM. THE ACTING,THE STORY, AND THE CAMERA WORK IS PITIFUL. MY DOG COULD MAKE A BETTER MOVIE THAN THIS. ANYONE WHO WAS INVOLVED IN MAKING THIS CRAP SHOULD BE DRUG OUT INTO THE STREET AND SHOT. IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT COMMITING SUICIDE, THIS WILL PUT YOU OVER THE TOP. IF YOU LIKE THIS GARBAGE, THEN YOU NEED MENTAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY!!!! WHY THIS IS EVEN FOR SALE IS CRAZY. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BUY THIS. I WOULDN'T TAKE IT IF SOMEONE PAID ME TO. IF YOU RUN ACROSS A COPY OF THIS TRASH, DO MANKIND A FAVOR AND TAKE IT OUT AND BURN IT!!
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Summary: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND!??
Review: I WOULD SAY THAT THIS MOVIE HAS SOME OF THE CHEESIEST ACTING I HAVE EVER SEEN COUPLED WITH SOME OF THE WORST CAMERA WORK EVER, BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT IT THAT KEPT ME INTERESTED AND I AM GLAD I STUCK IT THRU BECAUSE THE ENDING WAS PRETTY DAMN GOOD (CONSIDERING THE MOVIE IT FOLLOWED!).THE MOVIE GETS 1 STAR THE ENDING GETS 2. I WOULD HAVE TO SAY THE ONE THING THAT REALLY BOTHERED ME WAS HOW THEY TOTALLY RIPPED OFF OFFICE SPACE IN THE BEGINING OF THE MOVIE, BECAUSE THEN I COULDN'T SHAKE THE IDEA THAT "BRANDON" WAS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE RON LIVINGSTON WITH HIS "ACTING"
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Summary: One of the worst horror movies I've ever seen.
Review: If you feel like a horror movie, but don't want to worry about a storyline and plot, this may be the movie for you. I actually had to go back to understand who the "stars" of the movie were; they didn't really explain where most of them came from, plus they all looked like the same person.
This low-budget looking film was a disgrace to horror films of any generation. Just think about it... you watch a movie with a great looking title and coverbox, and get a dud. You don't even see the killer until close to the end of the movie. It was just another amateur flick that wanted to get young viewers to see women sleep with everyone in the movie within a 5 minute span.
Again, don't even waste your time in watching this movie. It's one of the worst movies I've seen since "Dumb and Dumberer" and "The Scheme" (featuring Jimmy Fallon).
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Summary: Enticing cover-Horrible movie
Review: If you were to take porn stars & have them attempt to act in an average movie- S-I-C-K is what you'd end up with. The acting is so bad, I got through maybe the first 10 minutes before I had to take a break. There are a few nudie enticements, but you really have to suffer for it. Effects= extremely poor. All in all- I wish I had avoided this one.
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Summary: Enticing cover-Horrible movie
Review: If you were to take porn stars & have them attempt to act in an average movie- S-I-C-K is what you'd end up with. The acting is so bad, I got through maybe the first 10 minutes before I had to take a break. There are a few nudie enticements, but you really have to suffer for it. Effects= extremely poor. All in all- I wish I had avoided this one.
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Summary: S.I.C.K. = Stupid Idiotic Complete Kookiness
Review: Oh how bad this was. Bad doesn't even come close to describing this bomb. It has no horror, except maybe for a very tame beheading scene and the stabbing before the credits. The sex scenes are lame, the acting is DEPLORABLE. The 'star' who's charactor's name is Brandon has this matter-of-factly, drawl that he uses throughout the film. It really gets on your nerves after awhile. It's like he's constantly talking to five year olds. The clown on the cover looks pretty cool, too bad he's not in the movie. The 'monster' in the movie is 300 lbs. of sweat and flab. He's barely in the movie. You get more scenes with the mask on the camera as the viewer looks out the eyeholes. Surprise twist ending? Yeah right. After the campfire scene, it's pretty much a no brainer. If you see this film for 99 cents in a super bargain bin, pass it up. The only thing good I can say about this movie is that it didn't have Pauly Shore.
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Summary: This Movie has some value...LOTS OF LAUGHS!!
Review: OMG! This movie is hilarious...But don't buy it, spend a couple of bucks and rent it if you want a fun evening of hilarity.
When I rented this movie-I expected a low budget movie about a killer clown-I expected "not up to par" acting and so-so special effects...what I didn't bargain for was the laugh factor. The lead actor who played Brandon,(I didn't bother to learn his real name from the credits.)couldn't act his way out of a paper bag!! Yep this guy has a lot of raw talent,(eyes rolling up with sarcasm) I get more emotion from my oak tree out front. The other lead male character, I think his name was Mark, he was doing his best "Bruce Campbell" impersonation throughout the whole movie, he had Bruce's facial expressions down pat, had me convinced they were related by the end of the movie.
That is about all he convinced me of. His wife was lost in the woods, all these weird, mutilated "dolls" are all over the place, and he is supposed to be worried about his wife, but still has sex with the "ho" character while doing said search for his missing wife---yeah, I feel sexy when my spouse is missing too---!!! The "ho" role played by the character of Denise, is the most believeable character out of the bunch so far, and that is not really saying much. But she can act a little, she can always do pornos if the movie thing doesn't work out for her...and with S.I.C.K. under her belt, hey, the sky's the limit, Baby!! The love object of lead character Brandon, is the lovely Tracey, who also had drama lessons from 'Mono-tone, Bad Acting University'!
She is the one who helps the "Ho" out when she is being threated by a local, then she is the one who thinks Denise is behind everything, then she trusts her, then she thinks she is behind everything, ....etc! Enter the wife of Mark, can't remember her character's name, she wasn't in it too long(and she tends to "lose her head" when trying to act). She is also a bad actress, but she does a good "getting high" scene with the Bruce Campbell wanna be. Entrance stage left Bozo on thorazine...OMG...the "killer clown" is a scream. How is a clown scary during the day time? When he has an ax...oh and big clown shoes..those are pretty damn scary if you ask me. The director of this better be ready for that call from the academy, I bet this gets nominated for an oscar...An Oscar Myer Hotdog Weiner!!! Cause you need lots of mustard to chase this movie's bad taste in your mouth...
But the funny factor it is worth the two stars.
And the ending is pretty damn decent considering the 2 hours of my life that was lost to see the damn thing. Really, you don't see this one coming, it is not obvious. So, when my dog Sparky gets his camcorder back from the repair shop, we are going to finish our movie too...Sparky is directing, and we think we have a hit.
IT is called "S.I.C.K. To My Stomach II-Revenge of the Intestines in the Clown Shack"! See it, it promises to be better than this crap. Please don't buy this...I love a good B movie, I just wish I could see one.
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