Silo Killer

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Summary: SILO KILLER SIZZLES
Review: This movie has got three things going for it. [women] , bands, and Brandon Malone. What can I say, not only is this movie good, it's filled with sexy girls, great music, and that hottie Brandon Malone who plays Stu. Somebody tell me where this guy came from. What the movie lacks in technicalities, it makes up for in story, dialogue, music, and acting. Read it here first, this movie rocks, and there's something in it for everyone. Don't be surprised if these guys make it big (including the bands), and I'll be shocked if we don't see the steamy Brandon Malone in the near future. Or at least on a billboard somewhere. Run, don't walk to your nearest video store and pick this movie up. You won't be disappointed!

Rating:
Summary: SILO KILLER SIZZLES
Review: This movie has got three things going for it. [women] , bands, and Brandon Malone. What can I say, not only is this movie good, it's filled with sexy girls, great music, and that hottie Brandon Malone who plays Stu. Somebody tell me where this guy came from. What the movie lacks in technicalities, it makes up for in story, dialogue, music, and acting. Read it here first, this movie rocks, and there's something in it for everyone. Don't be surprised if these guys make it big (including the bands), and I'll be shocked if we don't see the steamy Brandon Malone in the near future. Or at least on a billboard somewhere. Run, don't walk to your nearest video store and pick this movie up. You won't be disappointed!

Rating:
Summary: SILO KILLER SIZZLES
Review: This movie has got two things going for it. Bands and Brandon Malone. What can I say, not only is this movie good, it's filled with great music, and that hottie Brandon Malone who plays Stu. Somebody tell me where this guy came from. What the movie lacks in technicalities, it makes up for in story, dialogue, music, and acting. Read it here first, this movie rocks, and there's something in it for everyone. Don't be surprised if these guys make it big (including the bands), and I'll be shocked if we don't see the steamy Brandon Malone in the near future. Or at least on a billboard somewhere. Run, don't walk to your nearest video store and pick this movie up. You won't be disappointed!

Rating:
Summary: SILO KILLER SIZZLES
Review: This movie has got two things going for it. Bands and Brandon Malone. What can I say, not only is this movie good, it's filled with great music, and that hottie Brandon Malone who plays Stu. Somebody tell me where this guy came from. What the movie lacks in technicalities, it makes up for in story, dialogue, music, and acting. Read it here first, this movie rocks, and there's something in it for everyone. Don't be surprised if these guys make it big (including the bands), and I'll be shocked if we don't see the steamy Brandon Malone in the near future. Or at least on a billboard somewhere. Run, don't walk to your nearest video store and pick this movie up. You won't be disappointed!

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Summary: good but ive seen better
Review: this movie has many flaws, first of all the charcters seemd to unrealistic and almost fantasy like. The silo killer has the most pansy like punches I have ver seen. The ending was a no brainer, anyone who couldnt figure it out most not be very inteligent. The only reason I liked this movie was because of the Billy Hill charcter. the only reason I bothered to watch this movi because it was released by a company which released my favorite movie Meet the febbles.

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Summary: Silo Killer not much fun..........
Review: This movie offers nothing new to the horror genre. From reading the other reviews it makes me wonder if we saw the same movie.
It seemed to me somebody found a desolate stretch of land with a few empty buildings and silos around and decided to throw on a cruddy Halloween mask and make a bad slasher flick.
I did give this movie 2 stars. One star for the soundtrack and decent acting. The other star is for the young lady with the massive breasts.
Would I recommend this movie? No.
Will I ever watch this movie again? No.
Will I continue to waste money on bad horror movies waiting to find a diamond in the rough? Yes I will and that's why you don't have to. Don't waste your time with this one. Don't waste your money. Step away from the keyboard.
Go outside and play catch with the neighborhood kids. Trust me.

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Summary: I'm gonna get pinched!
Review: Weeeelllll, I have to give all the credit to the Dyerector.... Beeell, Beell Koning is the Dyerector. Wahy? You ask? You wanna know, do ya'? Watch it for yourself.

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Summary: Ask a lawyer...
Review: Well, I have to admit... I liked this film. I was representing the brother of one of the film makers and one day he passed me this DVD. So, I watched it... And I'll have to say, It's pretty much the opposite from what I expected. I mean who would have thought an ex-frat boy with a class ring from a private law school would enjoy a cheesy horror film... Well, this one did. I've been trying to contact the director to solicate representation, but I have a feeling someone at William Morris all ready picked him up... If you read this Director Bill Koning, call me. We'll make millions together.

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Summary: How Independent Films should be made!
Review: What a great blend of horror, humor and artistic intentions... I enjoyed seeing the raw talent of the actors - I recommend this highly to anyone who enjoys independent films!

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Summary: Duke and Lyle sitting in a tree...
Review: What a movie duo... Chuck sheen and Emilio don't hold a candle... Chris tucker and jackie chan aren't even in the same ballpark... Bruce campbell and... Well let's not go overboard here. Bruce campbell and whoever I say next are bar none the best duo in history of film. But, these two lads could be a close second. Oh yeah, and the Silo Killer he ain't no slouch himself. The movie should be called "Two Knuckleheads and a crazed Killer". And, I say that in the most endearing tone. Great Job fellas. Hope they bring you back from the dead for Mr. Silo Killer to chop you up in the sequel.