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Summary: I rather have root canal, then sit through this again!
Review: This film which aired on HBO a few months ago makes you realize why it was never released to video. The acting is abysmal, the special effects can't even save this one! Screaming Mad George (Special Effects Wizard), shame on you for lending your talents to this one!
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Summary: more cheese cinema for all!
Review: this is a fine example of the art of bad film making on purpose.hope you didn't think they were serious on this one. great ending.
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Summary: Wasn't Good Like the First One
Review: This one wasn't good like the first one. It made sense, but he didn't put on the perfromance, so I have to give the is one a low . Sorry, but it just wasn't good.
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Summary: Dimented Dentists
Review: This ones actually pretty funny and gory,If you rent it and dont expect too much,you'll love it.Everyone hates to go to the dentist,but this flick will make you lucky that you dont step into Corbin Bernsens office.The ending is pretty weird and lame.Watch it before your next cleaning!!
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Summary: decay on parade...again!
Review: Well...as an "avid" fan of (making fun of) horror movies, I must admit that this delightful little gem really accomplished what I paid the $3 to rent it for. This movie is filled with (as is horror movie tradition) logical fallacies, "surprise" endings, and a "suspenseful" soundtrack that sounds like a spriteful mixture of "Inspector Gadget" (the 80's series), and "Jaws"...just add the ending music, what I like to call "Ode to Ray Charles Playing a 25-key out-of-tune Piano", and you have the music down. After that Titanic-sized epic soundtrack is gone (I'm waiting for "Return to Dentist 2"), you have the plot, something that no doubt a team of trained monkeys worked very hard on while under service to the aliens. The "dentist" escapes from his local happy home by concealing a sharp pointy object inside a scar on his body, in one of the numerous painful to watch scenes, then sets up his practice in "Paradise, Missouri". It's not long before he begins to deviate into his psychotic behavior again, assaulting people with various dentistry tools (that I hope my dentist never sees!), power tools, and magazines. Of course, he knocks off the guy who played the Ice Cream Man, in (logically) "The Ice Cream Man", and if he didn't replace him with a horrible dummy, I'd say he deserves a lifetime achievement award. This timeless classic is indeed fun for the whole (dysfunctional) family! Keep in mind that, if you choose to watch/rent/sacrifice this movie (burning works best!), that you too will feel like our beloved defender of decay did at the end of the movie (that's a surprise I DON'T want to ruin!)
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Summary: Like Getting a Root Canal while being gnawed on by rats...
Review: Well...as an "avid" fan of (making fun of) horror movies, I must admit that this delightful little gem really accomplished what I paid the $3 to rent it for. This movie is filled with (as is horror movie tradition) logical fallacies, "surprise" endings, and a "suspenseful" soundtrack that sounds like a spriteful mixture of "Inspector Gadget" (the 80's series), and "Jaws"...just add the ending music, what I like to call "Ode to Ray Charles Playing a 25-key out-of-tune Piano", and you have the music down. After that Titanic-sized epic soundtrack is gone (I'm waiting for "Return to Dentist 2"), you have the plot, something that no doubt a team of trained monkeys worked very hard on while under service to the aliens. The "dentist" escapes from his local happy home by concealing a sharp pointy object inside a scar on his body, in one of the numerous painful to watch scenes, then sets up his practice in "Paradise, Missouri". It's not long before he begins to deviate into his psychotic behavior again, assaulting people with various dentistry tools (that I hope my dentist never sees!), power tools, and magazines. Of course, he knocks off the guy who played the Ice Cream Man, in (logically) "The Ice Cream Man", and if he didn't replace him with a horrible dummy, I'd say he deserves a lifetime achievement award. This timeless classic is indeed fun for the whole (dysfunctional) family! Keep in mind that, if you choose to watch/rent/sacrifice this movie (burning works best!), that you too will feel like our beloved defender of decay did at the end of the movie (that's a surprise I DON'T want to ruin!)
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Summary: Stupid, lame, but some nice gore
Review: Yeah I know, I like watching bad movies, I think they're pretty funny, and when they have gore, I find it even better, because I love gore. And "The Dentist 2" brought both of them. It has some jokes that remind of "Dr.Giggles"'s. This film had, in the line of what bad movie lovers enjoy, some stupid one-liners, a psycho schizophreniac dentist, some quite sadistic acts of violence (against an idiot fat lady, and many other characters played by so-so actors), a weird and lame ending, a pretty stupid scenario, and some pretty gruesome sequences of dental torture. The story is about a maniac dentist who was put in a mental ward after he had turned crazy and went on a killing spree. That man escapes from the mental ward (and it's a very easy and stupid escape) and hides in another small town, where he becomes the town's dentist. But this man lives with the constant memory of his wife who had cheated on him (and that's what made him insane in the first episode of "The Dentist"). And it haunts him...and the insanity's back in his head, and he's on another killing spree. This is a survivor of the "gore" genre. This film is directed by Brian Yuzna, who also brought us "The Dentist", "Faust:Love of The Damned", "Return of the Living Dead 3", and "Progeny". He's not a great director at all, but in the gore genre, he's one of those rare guys who hang on. Corbin Bernsen is not that bad as the insane dentist, but the rest of the cast is pretty bad. The gore effects are really disgusting, there are zooms of mouths being mutilated, and if you're already afraid of going at the dentist, don't see this. Well, overall, it's a nice movie to watch as a stupid bad movie. It has some funny parts (and it's not always meant to be funny), very disgusting scenes, and a psycho dentist...it says it allÂ... I give it 7/10 (in the cheese meter) 2/10 (as a normal movie)
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Summary: Stupid, lame, but some nice gore
Review: Yeah I know, I like watching bad movies, I think they're pretty funny, and when they have gore, I find it even better, because I love gore. And "The Dentist 2" brought both of them. It has some jokes that remind of "Dr.Giggles"'s. This film had, in the line of what bad movie lovers enjoy, some stupid one-liners, a psycho schizophreniac dentist, some quite sadistic acts of violence (against an idiot fat lady, and many other characters played by so-so actors), a weird and lame ending, a pretty stupid scenario, and some pretty gruesome sequences of dental torture. The story is about a maniac dentist who was put in a mental ward after he had turned crazy and went on a killing spree. That man escapes from the mental ward (and it's a very easy and stupid escape) and hides in another small town, where he becomes the town's dentist. But this man lives with the constant memory of his wife who had cheated on him (and that's what made him insane in the first episode of "The Dentist"). And it haunts him...and the insanity's back in his head, and he's on another killing spree. This is a survivor of the "gore" genre. This film is directed by Brian Yuzna, who also brought us "The Dentist", "Faust:Love of The Damned", "Return of the Living Dead 3", and "Progeny". He's not a great director at all, but in the gore genre, he's one of those rare guys who hang on. Corbin Bernsen is not that bad as the insane dentist, but the rest of the cast is pretty bad. The gore effects are really disgusting, there are zooms of mouths being mutilated, and if you're already afraid of going at the dentist, don't see this. Well, overall, it's a nice movie to watch as a stupid bad movie. It has some funny parts (and it's not always meant to be funny), very disgusting scenes, and a psycho dentist...it says it all... I give it 7/10 (in the cheese meter) 2/10 (as a normal movie)
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Summary: A little less i agree
Review: Yes the second did not have as high of body count as the first but the ending left me wanting more. I want to see when he gets caught. Most people like the movies and the sequals until the bad guy has gone soft in this case i doubt our "friendly" dentist is going to go soft any time soon.
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