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The Slumber Party Massacre

The Slumber Party Massacre

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Rating: 4 stars
Summary: fun movie that is better than its reputed to be
Review: this movie is not that bad...it is just like the other 80's slashers...its a fun movie with losts of sex and nudity....no surprise killer, just some good old fashioned gore....a must for horor fans....

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Wheres the gore
Review: This movie is really lame. I guess there is a noncut version out there, because this one had little gore. You know that trick that when ever the killer strikes, the scene will change. There were a little gore but not much.
The killer is so ridiculous that you will laugh hard at him.
The killer in this movie is some 80 lb 5'5 man. The only ting funnier than seeing that man as a killer, is to imagine that they actually had a casting for that role! Out of all the try-outs for killers, this guy was the scariest one there!...
I give this movie 1 star because it is lame to sell edited versions of movies and not tell you on the box...

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: the other reviewers were actors from the movie!
Review: This movie was atroicious. It was boring, had no real story to think of, was poorly lit, poorly edited, poorly acted, and had the lamest 'killer' i have ever seen from the genre. mary poppins would have made a more convincing killer. I would have laughed at him but by the time he started to speak, i was in the other room reading war and peace. ok, i wasn't reading but you get the point.
Ok, here goes. A nut from a mental institution escapes and kills some girls. Real original stuff. Okay, so i think maybe some creative killings, the acting, something can make up for the plot shortcomings. No luck. Unadulterated dreck. Watch it if you must.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: The Perfect Date Movie (if yer sick 'n twisted like us!)
Review: This movie was playing at the (sadly, now defunct) classic movie theater one weekend, and my boyfriend, best friend, and I went to see it based on the name alone. We were not dissapointed in the least. For those of us who feel that rampant bloody slaughter with little to no regard for plot, sense, or shame are the earmarks of fine schlock filmmaking, this movie is most certainly one you MUST see.

For crying out loud, within the first minute of movie, the star bares her breasts to the camera. Someone is killed within the first five. If this doesn't scream "midnight trash-a-thon," I don't know what would. Plus, there's a gratuitous high-school shower scene. This is not Oscar-worthy cinema; this is pure trash. And that's why we love it!

Even more laughable is the fact that this movie was written and directed by women. It loses none of the hilariously bad misogyny of its Y-chromosome driven ilk (Silent Night Deadly Night, Invasion of the Bee Girls, Frankenhooker)...in fact, I think it gains some.

No one watches this movie because it's good. We watch it because it's bad. Super bad. :) And for the love of god, watch Slumber Party Massacre 2 as well! OWWWW!

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: 80s at the best
Review: Trishes parents are going away for the weekend, so she invites some of her friends over for a slumber party, just a girls party for old times sake. Trish wants to invite the new girl, Valery, to the party but Valery overhears Diane slagging her off and desides to babysit her sister Courtney instead. The guys also deside to drop by and scare the hell out of the girls. It also seems that psychopath Russ Thorn has escaped from the mental hospital and has targeted the party, armed with a drill.

Lets get this clear, I'm a huge Slumber Party Massacre fan, I really enjoyed it, it's not just a horror movie, there are also some jokes in there. It sort of pokes fun at the horror genre. The deaths are really cool with some stomach turning sound effects. There is some good chase scenes and suspencefull scenes in SPM. The movie was written by feminist Rita Mae Brown but you wouldn't notice it, there is alot of nudity in it. The one big difference is that the girls arn't actully bimbos, it's the guys who are dumb, ok so there are a FEW stupid scenes but not many. On to the acting, it's a big 50/50 job here, Robin Stille who plays the girl next door and new girl Valery is the stand out of the female cast and really gives it her all. The rest of the cast arn't bad, most of them are believeable. Slumber Party Massacre makes a great nights entertainment, it's really cool.

Rating: 2 stars
Summary: A Real Yawner!
Review: Very boring! Not scary! Very stupid! Take my word for it! I am a horror fan myself and I can tell you that this is a waste of time!!!! On a positive note: The movie did have a lot of BLOOD! That is why I gave it one more star!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: The First Is Always The Best!
Review: Wow! What a "horror" movie. Basically, girls and guys are getting killed by this serial killer. Great gore scenes! There actually is some suspense! If you are into seeing girls topless (I'm not, for private reasons, lol), then you would also enjoy this DVD. The others in this series are OK, but this IS THE BEST ONE!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: The First Is Always The Best!
Review: Wow! What a "horror" movie. Basically, girls and guys are getting killed by this serial killer. Great gore scenes! There actually is some suspense! If you are into seeing girls topless (I'm not, for private reasons, lol), then you would also enjoy this DVD. The others in this series are OK, but this IS THE BEST ONE!


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