Speed Demon

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Summary: AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST MALE CHEESECAKE GOES TO SPEED DEMON
Review: HOT GUYS DRIVING CARS WITH THEIR SHIRTS OFF, HOT GUYS RUBBING BLOOD AND MOTOR OIL ON OTHER GUYS CHESTS, SHIRTLESS HOT GUYS RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES WHILE BEING CHASED BY CARS, HOT SHIRTLESS GUYS JOINING HANDS IN SATANIC RITUALS, NEED I SAY MORE. THIS MOVIE HAS TO GET TO THE CASTRO THEATRE IN SAN FRANCISCO AND IT WILL BECOME A CULT CLASSIC!! THE PLOT, OH YEA THE PLOT. WELL JESSE (COLLIN STARK) COMES BACK FROM COLLEGE AND FINDS THE SHIRTLESS HUNKS ALL WORKING ON CARS AND ATTENDING SATANIC RITUALS, WHILE THE TOKEN GIRL WHO SORTA LOOKS LIKE BUFFY HANGS OUT WITH THEM. THE MURDERS BEGIN AND THE ONLY LINK IS THAT ALL THE GUYS ARE SHIRTLESS AND RUN OVER BY A CAR DRIVEN BY THE SPEED DEMON.

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Summary: Speedo Demons
Review: I first saw "Leeches" and then "Speed Demon". After seeing the first film, I knew damn well that the second one wasn't going to be any better. What I did enjoy seeing was the beefy young men that graced the screen in both films. It made me almost forget the lousy plot lines and horrible acting. I was especially impressed with Jared Edwards, the actor who looks like a dark haired version of model/actor Travis Fimmel (Tarzan). In fact, I thought it was Travis until I saw the closing credits. Collin Stark is also enjoyable to look at. To cut this review short, if you are looking for "Speed Demon" to be an action packed and suspenseful movie, then you'll be disappointed. If you are tuning in to see some hot bodies in little clothing, then you'll be pleased as punch. I gave this movie a 3 star rating just for that.

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Summary: Speedo Demons
Review: I first saw "Leeches" and then "Speed Demon". After seeing the first film, I knew damn well that the second one wasn't going to be any better. What I did enjoy seeing was the beefy young men that graced the screen in both films. It made me almost forget the lousy plot lines and horrible acting. I was especially impressed with Jared Edwards, the actor who looks like a dark haired version of model/actor Travis Fimmel (Tarzan). In fact, I thought it was Travis until I saw the closing credits. Collin Stark is also enjoyable to look at. To cut this review short, if you are looking for "Speed Demon" to be an action packed and suspenseful movie, then you'll be disappointed. If you are tuning in to see some hot bodies in little clothing, then you'll be pleased as punch. I gave this movie a 3 star rating just for that.

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Summary: David Decocteaus worse film yet!
Review: I have seen almost all of David Decocteaus films, and I am a huge fan of The Brotherhood Trilogy, Voodoo Academy, and The Frightening. However, his last 3 releases have been huge disappointments. Lacking all the pieces that made his first films so campy and enjoyable. His films starting with Leeches have gotten worse and worse. His latest is Speed Demon. His so called version of The Fast and the Furious with some horror, and barley clad men thrown in there. The plot is rediclulous. The acting atrocious. The charaters names are hysterical! Clutch, Wiper, all different parts of a car. The plot goes nowwhere, and the film goes along so slowly that you don't even care who the killer is. Let me tell you,there is a twist, but its pretty obvious who it is, if you can pay attention long enough. Fans of David Decocteau may find this film enjoyable, especially for the beefy men in their underwear, but they certainly won't make one of their favorites.

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Summary: Speed Demon made me want to speedily turn off the DVD player
Review: Where to begin?

Simply, this movie was terrible! For one, the very, very bad acting. Jesse (the good guy) felt stiff and fake. In the beginning of the movie, his brother's car blows up while he is in it, and Jesse, while witnessing this, just looks on for several seconds, casually brushes his hair back, then finally starts screaming for his brother. Come on!

Otto, the bad guy, was monotone throughout 99 percent of the movie! Even when he is angry, he keeps the same vocal tone, like when he started yelling at his girlfriend, Natalie. Show some emotion in your voice!

And you wouldn't believe the death scenes! One guy gets run over by a car, but he just drops to the ground by the side of the car while it is driving past! It shows him in pain from being run over, but when the killer goes to retrieve him, there isn't any blood, bodily injury, or even tire marks on his body. AND YOU SEE THE GUY BREATHING!

The plot was also terrible. Otto keeps on talking about racing and how he has his speed demon (a medallion with a demon head on it) to help him go faster to win races, and throughout the movie, he keeps boasting about how he's the fastest, but there is only the one race scene that Mike, Jesse's brother, races in before he dies, and the race looked terrible. The cars were going 30mph! And there are not any races after that. I'm not a big fan of car and racing movies, but after watching this, I'm starting to think that 'The Fast and the Furious' was a good movie!

Do not watch this terrible movie. Bad acting, bad plot, even bad music! I even got a headache from watching this movie!