The Blair Witch Project

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Summary: A breath of fresh air for 90's horror
Review: A truly unique film that you either love or hate. As indictated by the star count, I obviously love this film. A group of five of us went to see it on it's first day of release; one emerged from the cinema unimpressed while the rest were shellshocked by it's brilliance(well I was anyway). Although perhaps a bit slow to start with, the film is a classy psychological horror without the tacky in-your-face gore associated with the modern horror scene. The ending is truly chilling and still has my heart pounding when I see it now. I would recommend it to anyone who would appreciate a film that it far from the ordinary.

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Summary: SCARY AS HELL I THINK NOT
Review: EVERY ONE OF MY FRIENDS SEEN IT AT THE MOVIES ITS SCARY THEY WOULD SAY.I MYSELF LOVED SCARY MOVIES. IM AN EXPERT AT ALL MOVIES. SO WHEN IT CAME OUT I WANTED TO RENT IT BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE IT. I GOT OUT MY MONEY AND BOUGHT IT TO ADD TO MY COLLECTION OF THOUSANDS OF MOVIES. IT WAS A WAIST IT WASNT SCARY AT ALL. IT WAS WAS ARGUING AND CUSSING AND AT THE END WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT MOST PEOPLE PROBABLY FELL ASLEEP AT THE BEGINNING SO THEY DIDNT EVEN HERE THE CURSE. IM MEAN. I LIVE IN THE WOODS AND IT ISNT EVEN SCARY TO ME A BIT SO IF I WERE U DONT BUY THIS MOVIE. YOULL REGRET IT JUST LIKE I AM. ALL ITS GOOD FOR IS TAKING UP SPACE ON UR MOVIE RACK.

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Summary: Hmmm
Review: This is the worst movie I have seen, but unfortunately I cannot rate in the minus. I spent the whole movie thinking that what I could see on the screen was a prelude to the movie, unfortunately it wasn't. It was this and the fact that I was with a friend that stopped me from walking out. As for scary, nope, not for me, you want scary? Try something else for scary (not scream though, thats more like a comedy.) Maybe its just not my type of movie, but I just hated it. On my scale, I gave it 1 out of 10 cause if you are really really bored one evening, and its on, well, maybe its a good excuse to watch just to convince yourself that other films are good. By the way, you can definately tell thats it only cost £15,000.

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Summary: Worst film I have ever seen
Review: If you enjoy seeing three whiny teenage morons getting lost, waste 2 hours of your time.

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Summary: The movie for wasting your time
Review: The success of the movie was due to the hype built up from internet. From the movie making perspective, it is a rare success in terms of the ideas of exposing the movie to a point that people will go out and spend the money to see it and the money spent to make the movie. But, as far as the movie itself, it is nothing but child play. Glad that I saw it on dvd for about one dollar instead of the regular ticket price. So, it is the movie for you if you REALLY have tooooo much money and have nowhere to spend it. You have been warned.

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Summary: Wha.....?
Review: I'm sure by now, most of the people reading this have seen The Blair Witch Project. I've gotten mixed reviews, so I decided to go give it a shot, only to discover that this is the most blatant waste of time and money I have EVER seen. I think about the only thing good about it was the semi-decent ending (and even that wasn't too good). I just kept wanting to slap those idiots in the head for being so stupid... Number One: You don't kick you map into the river. Number Two: If you find a river while lost and hiking, you don't walk away from it, you follow it, and Number Three: If you don't use a compass (which you always should while in an area you don't know!), YES OF COURSE you will walk in a gigantic 15-hour circle. It wasn't scary, it wasn't well written, and I just think anyone who hasn't seen it shouldn't waste their time and go rent/watch the 1945 version of The Picture of Dorian Gray... Now THAT'S a horror flick!

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Summary: I wish I could give it "0" stars
Review: This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen, period! It is said that $40,000 was spent on this movie but I cannot even see how they spent that much. For those with a queasy sense of balance you should also steer clear of this movie since it will make you nauseous. This movie is NOT scary. It is horribly acted and the poor sound makes it difficult to understand what is being said. I must say the idea behind the movie was interesting but the execution was awful. Please do not waste your money on this "hype project" as you will be sorely disappointed. I wish I could have my $8.50 back (plus my date's ticket for another $8.50 and she almost vomited from the bloody camera shaking). In any case, you have been warned against this waste of celluloid.

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Summary: Imaginative film making at its best
Review: Wonderful, true horror. No idiot special effects or monsters, no turning heads and vomiting pea soup, just unease.
There are two types of horror movie out there. There's the peurile idiot tripe which relies upon special effects/stars/simple shocks etc, and then there are the films which truly horrify: Freaks, The Exorcist (for its themes, not the overuse of makeup), Seven.
No prizes for guessing which category I think this one falls into, and no prizes for guessing which category the average Blair Witch hater would prefer to watch.

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Summary: "Scary as Hell" -Entertainment Weekly "IT SO IS NOT! "- Me
Review: This was supposed to be really scary. I was really excited, because I watched "I Know What You Did Last Summer" and it was kind of scary, but not really. This was supposed to be "Scary as Hell" but it wasn't even as scary as "I Know..." The only time I was scared, was afterward, cause when it's dark, and you're in a kind of creepy place with weird sounds, it's kind of scary, wether you watched a scary movie or not. So,, my opion, "It's Not Scary, Get Over It"

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Summary: Actually scary
Review: I suspect a lot of people who hated this expected either special fx or gore. Certainly, there is a lot of whiny arguing, and I disliked the characters. But this dislike managed to lured me in and let a sense of growing tension and unease creep in unrealized. At the end I was hooked, and had bad dreams for a few days since.