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Summary: PLEASE don't waste your money on this
Review: This movie was awful. There were characters inserted for no reason, who would suddenly disappear without having made any contribution. Other characters actions were completely random and out of character and the holes in the plot were just ridiculous. And at the end its as if the director has realised what he's done and tries to turn it into a spoof. And 'pancakes' was not funny; just another excuse to try and get an almost non-existent plot to move along.One of the worst movies I've ever seen.
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Summary: What the HELL?
Review: Let me just say this, If I were to be given a choice between watching this movie again, or bashing myself in the head with a big hard rock, I'd find the biggest boulder I could find and bash away. This movie is one of the worst movies ever made, and I want an hour and thirty minutes of my life back. This movie was so stupid it's not even funny, and it failed to explain anything. I was just as confused at the end as I was in the beginning. I wanted to know the origins of the disease, and I definitely wanted to see better actors. It seemed like to me that they were running out of ideas half way the movie so, it just started getting disgusting for no reason. Lastly, I would just like to add that I would give this movie zero stars if I could because one star is really being way too kind. That's just an honest opinion.
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Summary: Turkey!
Review: (...). I love horror movies, even stupid ones, but this one is so amazingly horrible that I can't believe it was ever released at all! There was no plot. No suspense or terror. No heroes, no survivors or people solving the problem. In fact, I can't even remember how the virus started in the first place, other than some guy who is sick comes up to them and infects them. The characters are so dull that you don't even care when they start dying. It was just boring. Whoo hoo, Sean from "Boy Meets World" and a bunch of kids go to a cabin, get sick, and die, and not even in interesting ways. Oh, and one girl gets eaten by a dog, but you don't even get to see it. It's only implied. The only amusing part is at the very end, with the old man at the general store and his niggas.
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Summary: The funniest thing ever!
Review: I will agree with most people. This movie was absolutely dismal! But, if you want to laugh like crazy, than you have to buy this. Nothing is more fun than sitting around and making fun of how bad something is. The pancakes scene is so hilarious you won't stop laughing for hours. It was completely randomn. I have seen many movies and many randomn things, but this scene is defintely at the top of the list
This movie could brighten your day with all its horribleness
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Summary: don't waste precious time watching it
Review: I love horror movies and have seen some bad stuff in my day, but anyone who watches this piece of crap and calls it good filmmaking is just proving to the world they are not a social drinker! This is by far the worse horror film I have ever seen - avoid it at all costs.
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Summary: GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
Review: Without question, Cabin Fever is the best modern horror flick of our time. Unlike the usual predictable teen MTV-esque films, it delivers a lot more scares and surprises at every turn, and DOES NOT just rely on the blood and gore. (though there is plenty to be found here) It also has enough suspense and thrills that will definately scare the hell out of you! The issues that the film uses with human paranoia, murder, and death are good examples of how society is today. They all fit the dark, nightmarish atmosphere quite well too, bringing us back to the good ol' homemade origins of what horror movies used to be considered in the 70s & 80s. Not only that, but it also mixes the best of the old with the best of the new with good acting, campy humor, & metal music! The story believe it or not, is actually based off an actual disease which is very rare to catch, but the results are truly horrifying! The grotesque imagery shows us just that. A group of College graduates decide to take a short vacation in the woods, but when an mysterious hermit stumbles upon their cabin, they end up killing him by accident. Unaware that his corpse has fallen into the lake, they drink and bathe in the water, only to soon become infected themselves! One by one, they are killed off by the unknown killer that lurks from within them all, and though it has no shape of a person (e.g. Freddy Kruegar & Jason Voorhees) it makes it even more terrifying to imagine! Yes, there are SOME moments you'd notice in a B-movie, but everything else is guaranteed to give you nightmares! (I'll never EVER forget that one scene with the "Bunny Man" at the hospital!) The ending somewhat borrows a little from the George A. Romero classic, "Night of the Living Dead", but that's to be expected considering alot of ideas with cinema have been done already anyways. So, whatever you do, ignore the negative reviews and at least rent it. You just might understand what I mean here.
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Summary: What would YOU do?
Review: This film is an excellent experiment in how people react in a hopeless situation.
The flm starts out as though it is going to be your average teenagers in the woods slasher film. As the story continues the mood changes, and the effect begins to set in.
The characters are believable and deep enough to draw general care from the audience. I reccomend this film to anyone who can watch it with an open mind, strong stomache, and who can ask themselves, "What would I do?"
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Summary: Ooops! that was a stinker
Review: I don't consider myself a morbid person, but for some strange reason I love all kinds of zombie/disease movies. I watched this movie with very low expectations, but this could be the worst one I've ever seen. I had to go to Amazon out of sheer curiousity just to see what other people had to say about it. I couldn't even laugh at its shortcommings. The idea of the movie is good and it had potential, but I was shocked at how bad it was put together. I would love to know who and how this movie ever got approved. At no point is this movie scary it should not be considered a horror movie. It was almost like the director was trying to dilute the moments that should have been scary on purpose. I guess my only confession is that it was SOOOOOO bad that I will probably end up watching it again. I guess I must be more morbid than I thought...
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Summary: Pathetic......
Review: One of the stupidest horror flicks I've ever seen. I know there are plenty out there.
This is not a movie about monsters or anything scary like that. Rather it's about a virus that infects and kills people. They try to put in a blair witch project kind of effect throughout the movie. The sense of hopelessness. But the terrible acting of the cast can easily drive you away.
You are forced to follow 5 college students, self absorbed, moronic characters who think of only sex and pot, which seems to be the general trend in these low budget horror flicks.
There isn't much of a story here. Throw in some blood here and there and you call it horror. And whats up with the biting kid who does this crazy kungfu thing. It was the most ridiculous scene I have ever seen.
Don't even bother watching this movie. It's an absolute waste of time.
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Summary: THE TITLE SHOULD HAVE BEEN CABIN BEAVER...
Review: This movie was, how you say, a steaming pile of duck-billed platypus s***!!! I only wrote this review to bring down it's rating from 3 stars to 2 & hopefully,in the future, 1. I would title it Cabin Beaver beacuse the two actress' featured are the only reasons for watching it. It's a pathetic rip-off of 28 Days Later, by which the towns people become infected. 28 Days Later gave the viewer a reason to be terrified(the rage the disease evokes). On the other hand, the plague in Cabin Fever causes the people to vomit blood and wait to die. The victims do nothing more. There is'nt a shred of suspense or intrigue. Peter Jackson (director of the Lord of the Rings) gave this film praise. Just as I changed the title of this film, I would change his name to Peter Jacka$$. Only a moron who knows nothing about horror would like this. Given that reviewers have endowed this cinimatic cesspool with 3 to 5 stars...there are many. If you want good modern Horror watch: The Ring, Wrong Turn, 28 Days Later & even The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Redux.
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