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Erotic Witch Project Collector's Edition DVD

Erotic Witch Project Collector's Edition DVD

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Rating: 2 stars
Summary: Underwhelming
Review: Okay... no one expects more than a threadbare plot to get the women out in the woods and get them naked. Even the contrivance of the escaped zoo gorilla providing a cameraman for when all three women are involved together is something that no one's going to carp about on a movie like this.

My question is... where's the heat? Where's the fire? They never really seem into it. I never thought naked women getting it on with each other could be this boring.

What a waste of time! And please, the blonde was cute, but the implant scars were so bad. Just another example of poor production values.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: pretty bad...
Review: Pretty bad

This barely funny 'spoof' of BLAIR WITCH PROJECT is a tragedy to sit through, so boring it makes the original seem like a fast-paced action thriller. Generous helpings of groping, licking and moaning only add tedium to the already outrageously padded-out premise. Lacking in humour, wit and EROTICISM, the project is a dull, ludicrous affair, which even a man in a gorilla suit can't save.

Undiscriminating viewers may get a kick out of this, probably for ogling and masturbatory value more than anything else (but even, the sex scenes aren't so hot - if you want to do something like this, why not go all the way?) . those of you who are a little unsure about purchasing this title should perhaps rent it first.

The extras: the 50 minute so-called 'doco' is just a behind-the-scenes featurette, which sometimes seems more interesting than the actual movie. Eurotrash-philes take note: there are trailers of Jess Franco's TENDER FLESH and Joe Sarno's BIBI: CONFESSIONS OF SWEET SIXTEEN.

Rating: 3 stars
Summary: 2 out of 3 ain't bad
Review: Seduction Cinema releases some really funny, cheap softcore lesbian parodies (if you can get your mind around that). They have good directors and writers. They do have a problem however with casting. Three of their actors are fantastic (Darrien, Katie Jordan, Misty) and fantastic looking. Luckily, these three star in many of Seduction's productions. But the rest of the woman they should just replace. Katie and Darrien star in Erotic Witch and they are great! The other woman (forget her name) isn't too great. Seduction should put more effort in casting beautiful, natural (i.e., unenhanced women) with little modesty. Goodness knows there seem to be a lot of them.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: THE EROTIC WITCH Is Much, Much Better Than 'THE BLAIR WITCH'
Review: THE EROTIC WITCH PROJECT is a soft-pornographic spoof on the hyped up, but let-down film THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT. In this very funny, and very sensual film: three college co-ed's go into the woods of a small town to videotape and document there search for the legendary Erotic Witch. There clothes are stolen during the night, they walk around naked, they find blow up dolls hanging from trees, they get 'urges' to sexually explore each other's bodies. This is without a doubt, a recommendation for people who like parodies and erotica.

Rating: 3 stars
Summary: Erotic Witch Project
Review: The scene where the womaan is leaned up by a tree and exploring herself was the best. She is really hot! Not much else seemed real or enjoyed by the ladies.I have seen two versions of this movie and am convinced there is still another one out there.The sequel to thiss version was hilariious.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Erotic?? I think NOT
Review: The women are barely average, the filming is very poor (even for a spoof on a poorly filmed movie), and there's a guy in a gorilla suit running around all through the film. BORING BEYOND BELIEF. This doesn't even qualify as porn - soft is too hard a word for it. If you watch closely, you get to see the girls lick the backs of their hands - wake me up when it's over!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: HOT!!!
Review: this is great lesbian porn. worth the money, they leave NOTHING to the imagination, i can't bleieve it's not rated "x"! (although "unrated" equates to basically the same thing). this isn't some skinamax late-night stuff, this is the real thing! highly recommended for men & women.

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: SPOOFS RULE
Review: This movie is a great spoof. Anyone who has seen the Blair Witch Project should definetly see this. Even if you have not seen the BWP, check this movie out. I laughed a lot during this movie and so did my friends. The extra footage is cool as well. All-in-all, a must see.

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: I liked it!
Review: This movie is actually quite good! The three girls are beautiful (especially the blonde!), and there's a sense of humor at work here which makes it a fun parody to watch! Also, the interaction between the women is HOT, with creativity and imagination in evidence. The only part I didn't care for was the inclusion of that stupid gorilla. But aside from that, two thumbs up from me on this one!

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Erotic ---- NOT
Review: This movie is dreadful. There is no chemistry between the actors whatsoever.The women have nice heads, but, bad implants. They look like they were dragged off the stage of your local go-go bar.I watched this movie once, now the spiders have a new home on my shelf! As a lifelong fan of G-G...my advice to everyone...SAVE YOUR DOUGH!


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