Rating: Summary: Darian Caine is the sexiest woman ever! Review: I bought this movie soley due to the positive reviews on this site. WOW. As far as soft-core goes this is the best. I dont understand what everyone's obsession with the blonde is. Vega and Caine are much sexier. Just listening to Caine's voice during the tent scene is worth picking this up!
Rating: Summary: This Movie is SWEET! Review: I can honestly say that this was one of the best dvd's I have purchased in a while. I am a huge fan of the Blair Witch movie and when I saw this movie was coming out I had to get it. The girls are simply stunning and the movie in whole pretty much rocks! If you are a fan of the Blair witch and love to see 3 women running around naked all the time then do yourself a favor and get this movie but be warned it is not for little kids to see, lets just say it borders on the line of a XXX movie, You will know what I mean when you see the ending! WOO HOO!
Rating: Summary: Just bought. Review: I have just purchased this film. Time will tell if I find it erotic. I will let you know if I do or if I don't. I have made this an end to finals gift. What a way to end the school year! Keep watching the skies. Thank you and good night.
Rating: Summary: What a Waste of Money Review: I have two questions for myself after I bought this dvd: One, why do I waste my money on this stuff? Two: What am I doing with my life supporting this stupid, idiodic production, which is about as sexy as watching my dog urinate. What a stupid, boring movie. Give me a break.
Rating: Summary: Cheesey porn Review: I husband and I thought this movie would be alittle better then what it was. When we put it in it was just a cheesey soft porn. I was very dissappointed in it. For all those girls who watch porn with their special someone I wouldn't suggest this one. This was the worst movie I have ever seen. The second blair witchproject was more of an erotic movie then this. two thumbs down!!!
Rating: Summary: seen better Review: i liked the movie i liked the way it had me on the edge of my seat but i have seen better movies
Rating: Summary: Wow.... Review: I picked this one up as a joke when one of my buddies dared me to. Very surprisingly, this was an erotic masterpiece! Any man who likes watching a movie where women make love and no men get in the way will love this one! Just three women (oh, and some weirdo in a gorilla suit, but you'll have to figure that one out yourself). If you love softcore, you'll love this one, I guarantee!
Rating: Summary: This film is so Erotic, so Bad and actually entertaining. Review: I seen this film in the internet and this film is so Erotic, it almost pass for Triple X. This film is for people, who don`t like-The Blair Witch Project. Maybe for sure, also like the film.This Erotic,Funny film has no talent,no budget and very bad. But this film is a Turn-On, the Erotic Scene every Five and Ten Minutes. This film works at times and some funny dialogue. This film is no stars, zero out of 10, but if you are in the mood for a guilty pleasure something very erotic, watch The Erotic Witch Project. Guarantee to jack you up. For a Z-Grade Erotic Film 10 out of 10.
Rating: Summary: A funny, definitely erotic spoof of Blair Witch Review: I think the concept of this Blair Witch spoof is quite good, actually. Three young ladies head off into the woods of "Bacchusville, New Jersey" in search of the Erotic Witch. As the story goes, over a century ago the Erotic Witch basically slept with every man in town and was banished deep into the woods (presumably by the men's wives and girlfriends, I imagine); ever since, many people have reported experiencing intense feelings of eroticism when venturing into those woods. This film actually follows the Blair Witch outline fairly closely. First we see the gang preparing for the camping trip, then we hear stories from some spoofalicious Bacchusville townsfolk, and then we head off into the woods equipped with camcorders. Only one of the girls actually believes in the Erotic Witch, but certain "objects" mysteriously left near their camping sites do seem to have a direct relation to the fabled lady of promiscuity. There is a lot of arguing between the girls, mysterious sounds in the night that compel the girls to leave the tent (albeit far from warmly dressed) and look around, and a couple of the girls have a tendency to wander off by themselves (where they are known to do some very interesting things). Let's not kid ourselves here; while this is a pretty funny spoof of The Blair Witch Project, The Erotic Witch Project is basically a soft porn movie. My personal favorite of the girls (Darian Caine) is pretty darn erotic before the trip even begins (witness the tape she makes for her boyfriend) but the other two get pretty erotic themselves once they get out in the haunted woods together. These girls go significantly past R rated stuff here (by themselves as well as with each other), so be aware of this before you decide to watch and/or buy it. It's far from "raunchy" but it is definitely for mature audiences only. There is only one aspect of this film that I really dislike. For some reason, the plot features an escaped gorilla loose in the woods. The guy in the ape suit does sneak up at one point and do some very appreciated repositioning of a neglected camcorder on the ground, but other than this one good deed he annoys the heck out of me. As for the movie's end, it actually does pay homage in one sense to that of The Blair Witch Project, but, as should be obvious, The Erotic Witch Project goes out with a bang quite different from that of the film it is spoofing.
Rating: Summary: A funny, definitely erotic spoof of Blair Witch Review: I think the concept of this Blair Witch spoof is quite good, actually. Three young ladies head off into the woods of "Bacchusville, New Jersey" in search of the Erotic Witch. As the story goes, over a century ago the Erotic Witch basically slept with every man in town and was banished deep into the woods (presumably by the men's wives and girlfriends, I imagine); ever since, many people have reported experiencing intense feelings of eroticism when venturing into those woods. This film actually follows the Blair Witch outline fairly closely. First we see the gang preparing for the camping trip, then we hear stories from some spoofalicious Bacchusville townsfolk, and then we head off into the woods equipped with camcorders. Only one of the girls actually believes in the Erotic Witch, but certain "objects" mysteriously left near their camping sites do seem to have a direct relation to the fabled lady of promiscuity. There is a lot of arguing between the girls, mysterious sounds in the night that compel the girls to leave the tent (albeit far from warmly dressed) and look around, and a couple of the girls have a tendency to wander off by themselves (where they are known to do some very interesting things). Let's not kid ourselves here; while this is a pretty funny spoof of The Blair Witch Project, The Erotic Witch Project is basically a soft porn movie. My personal favorite of the girls (Darian Caine) is pretty darn erotic before the trip even begins (witness the tape she makes for her boyfriend) but the other two get pretty erotic themselves once they get out in the haunted woods together. These girls go significantly past R rated stuff here (by themselves as well as with each other), so be aware of this before you decide to watch and/or buy it. It's far from "raunchy" but it is definitely for mature audiences only. There is only one aspect of this film that I really dislike. For some reason, the plot features an escaped gorilla loose in the woods. The guy in the ape suit does sneak up at one point and do some very appreciated repositioning of a neglected camcorder on the ground, but other than this one good deed he annoys the heck out of me. As for the movie's end, it actually does pay homage in one sense to that of The Blair Witch Project, but, as should be obvious, The Erotic Witch Project goes out with a bang quite different from that of the film it is spoofing.
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