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Embrace of the Vampire

Embrace of the Vampire

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Rating: 2 stars
Summary: Alyssa you can do so much better
Review: LOL i am probably the first woman who has bothered to review this movie. I came across this film while flicking through the tv guide one night, being a fan of Alyssa Milano, i thought that a vampire Milano movie couldnt be too bad, and probably quite interesting. HAH this may aswell be an Alyssa Milano porn movie. All of the films appeal is in the fact that Alyssa is nude in multiple scenes in the movie. The storyline is weak and the character that the film is based on (the vampire) doesnt even have a name! The special effects are also piss weak. I can see why so many men have given the film positive reviews but really..............cmon. Having said that I am still a Milano fan, but hope she can devote her talents to something better then this.


Rating: 4 stars
Summary: Alyssa
Review: This so called movie is only and excuse for alyssa Milano to take her shirt off. And what an excuse it is. Her being nude for about half of the movie makes it even worth while to watch for those who like soft-core porn movies. That is why I gave it a 4 star rating

Rating: 2 stars
Summary: Low budget soft porn
Review: Despite this movie's title, it's not even close to being a horror flick. This is a very low budget made-for-cable style soft porn with a rather random vampire element thrown in to make it seem more legit. The main reason for movie was made was to show Alyssa Milano nakkid.

The acting and casting are terrible. Alyssa doesn't do too badly, but doesn't really have all that many lines. She's mostly expected to look like she's enjoying the erotic scenes, then look confused in all of the other scenes. The best scene in the movie is Milano's encounter with the photographer.

There's a lot of cheesy, annoying voiceover by the vampire to substitute for plot, story and character development. His acting is the worst in the movie.

Overall, the only reason to see this movie is to see Milano nude. Other than that, there is nothing else compelling about this film.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Alyssa Milano NUDE! (also a vampire movie)
Review: Yes, that's right. This movie (now a decade old!)is infamous because Alyssa Milano, in her early twenties, is generously nude throughout it. The plot concerns a centuries old vampire who rises from the...ha! Gotcha! I really have no clue what the film is about! It could be called the "The girl from Who's the Boss gets naked and runs from a vampire" for all I care. The DVD appears to be the unrated version of the film, which is the only one of interest. A quick note on unrated films: *If a film is unrated, there should never be an R rated version of the film made. Thank you. Case in point: I watched "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, & Her Lover" - R rated version and it appears to have edited some of the nudity, sex scenes, and graphic scenes. The funny thing is, what was left was just as "bad". In fact, edited versions end up cutting out things like a naked body and leave in scenes of violence or graphic dialogue. What's the point? Anyway, "Embrace of the Vampire" might be a decent silly horror movie. Someday I may watch the movie with the sound on! Until then, it can be recommended for what it is: Alyssa Milano extensively naked with a vampire theme. Enjoy!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Alyssa you're so beautiful, thank you for exposing yourself!
Review: To hell with the movie plot, we all know why we watched it. Alyssa is one of the most beautiful actresses out there. It took some courage to bear it all for "expert" soft-core porn movie connoisseurs, such as myself. This flick is awesome. Definetly a classic among the "male" university crowd.


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