Chained for Life

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Summary: A great Siamese Twin tale...relatively speaking
Review: I love cult movies and this one is, by far, the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. The plot seemed interesting enough: one Siamese twin commits a murder, but what will happen to them? They can't put the innocent one in jail, but can't let the guilty one go free. However, there is really no conclusion and it was so slow that i almost couldn't finish watching it.

Rating:
Summary: A great Siamese Twin tale...relatively speaking
Review: Keeping in mind it's budget and origins, this is a good movie that was made of a great story. It could have been a little faster and focused. But let's face it...how many movies are there about Siamese Twins? This is a good, cheesy old one. For a modern, better executed Siamese Twin movie, see Twin Falls Idaho.

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Summary: Wonderful Hilton Sisters EPIC!!!!!
Review: Well maybe not epic, but very amusing and CHEAP!!
The Hilton Sisters (looking considerably older than in FREAKS) star in this bizarre overly long murder film where one of the sisters commit murder, but no one can decide how to punish the murderess since her and her sister are attached at the hip.
Definately a fun old cheesy flick, filled to the brim with ancient vaudeville style acts that usually preceed the The Hilton Sisters singing some kind of schtick.
Some of the dialogue in this film is delivered so woodenly that you wonder what the heck Daisy and Violet were taking. Maybe it should be called "Dosed For Life".

Also worth noting is that this DVD from ALPHA has the absolute worst SOUND quality I've ever heard. RHINO'S older VHS release sounds much better.

The sound quality really is SO BAD that it can hardly be watched at all. Pure TORTURE.

Rating:
Summary: Wonderful Hilton Sisters EPIC!!!!!
Review: What happens when one of a pair of conjoined sisters (played by the real-life Hilton twins who were also in Tod Browning's Freaks) falls in love with a cad? Why, jealousy and murder, of course!! But who committed the murder? How do you punish the guilty party when you would also have to throw the innocent sister into jail? What does one twin do while the other one is on a date? These questions and more are addressed in this amazing film which will leave your jaw hanging down to knee level.

Unfortunately, the film has little plot and is filled with a lot of padding, but where else will you see a film about jealousy and murder starring real conjoined twins?

Rating:
Summary: Good Taste Gone Bad
Review: What happens when one of a pair of conjoined sisters (played by the real-life Hilton twins who were also in Tod Browning's Freaks) falls in love with a cad? Why, jealousy and murder, of course!! But who committed the murder? How do you punish the guilty party when you would also have to throw the innocent sister into jail? What does one twin do while the other one is on a date? These questions and more are addressed in this amazing film which will leave your jaw hanging down to knee level.

Unfortunately, the film has little plot and is filled with a lot of padding, but where else will you see a film about jealousy and murder starring real conjoined twins?