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Summary: Yuka is VERY sexy....sometimes...
Review: Don't get me wrong. Half the DVD is Yuka being happy, smiling, while in a swimsuit, talking about happy memories and being bouncy. Great stuff.
The other half of the DVD is her standing in one place, as comfortable as a GI standing on a armed land mine! I blame the director. This is NOT a photo shoot for a magazine, this is MOVING pictures. The whole thing should of been her, talking about her life, being happy, smiling and mostly half-undressed.
The DVD has a photo gallery in it and a glossy fold-out came with my DVD, giving birth date, height, measurements and blood type (which was cool), but I had to take away three stars because of how 'artistic' they tried to make it(sorry Yuka).
I'm going to buy the Race Queen DVDs and review them also. I bet Race Queens don't just stay in one place and look serious!
Rating:
Summary: Yuka is VERY sexy....sometimes...
Review: Don't get me wrong. Half the DVD is Yuka being happy, smiling, while in a swimsuit, talking about happy memories and being bouncy. Great stuff.
The other half of the DVD is her standing in one place, as comfortable as a GI standing on a armed land mine! I blame the director. This is NOT a photo shoot for a magazine, this is MOVING pictures. The whole thing should of been her, talking about her life, being happy, smiling and mostly half-undressed.
The DVD has a photo gallery in it and a glossy fold-out came with my DVD, giving birth date, height, measurements and blood type (which was cool), but I had to take away three stars because of how 'artistic' they tried to make it(sorry Yuka).
I'm going to buy the Race Queen DVDs and review them also. I bet Race Queens don't just stay in one place and look serious!
Rating: 
Summary: A little above average, though could've been better.
Review: It is not the best of Yuka's works. But it isn't all that bad either. If you're a fan of Yuka, it is worth getting.
Rating: 
Summary: Abysmal. Gets it all wrong. (...) Coaster Material.
Review: This purchase was a major dissapointment. This girl isn't hard on the eyes, but the content and quality of production is. I'm not sure what this DVD was intended to be. My best guess is that this is supposed to be a promo that shows how cute and adorable the model is and that she has a personality, so you will buy her posters or something.Let's face it, the only people considering buying this are probably male and looking for DVDs with pretty, scantily clad girls to look at. The funny (well, not so funny) thing is that the cover shows 4 good photos of Yu-ka in a bikini. There are eight very brief chapters in this DVD. She only wears a bikini in one of them, and that chapter doesn't remotely do her justice. The rest of the video is either close-ups of her face, footage of her doing a scene in what appears to be a movie, or of her giggling as she talks about how she played house as a little girl, or doing the cat's cradle thing with some string. Yu-ka may be a model, but if she's an actress, this DVD was apparently designed to give us the impression that she is a horrible one. For 47 thankfully brief minutes, this girl continually looks at the director with an expression in her eyes that says "Okay, I'm looking at the camera, now what? Oh, you want me to tilt my head to the side? Okay, my head is tilted to the side. Now what?" This impression exists throughout the production. The worst part is that she is usually well clothed, although there are two or three minutes of decent cleavage in this production and maybe 30 seconds or so showing her cute backside. Hardly what I was thinking of when I bought it. I don't know what this production was produced for, but the only thing it might possibly be useful for is arousing 13-year-old boys that have yet to see a picture of a nude woman. Whatever reason you are considering this DVD for, ANY reason, spare yourself and move on. One other thing...whoever bought this thing before me and didn't bother writing a review to warn me: Thanks for nothing.
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