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Summary: It's Fumika!
Review: Everybody who loves Japanese models, will certainly love Fumika. This dvd, narrated by the actress herself, highlights a day at the beach with the lovely model. We are treated to her lovely beauty and professional voice. I agree with the sole other reviewer that the soundtrack isn't too great, oh well. The film itself is good. If you are looking for porn, then you are stupid to buy this. This film is more about the subtle beauty of an Asian woman rahter than baltant porn, what the other reviewer obviously wanted. If you are passionate and can appreciate beauty, then you will like this dvd.
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Summary: The Non-Alcoholic Beer of Porn
Review: This has to be the biggest joke since the "new" coke. Imagine, a movie that focuses around a woman, just one woman. And all she does is say a few words, in a language no one really cares to understand, and walks around. This should be in the national geographic category. It was BORING! They should play this stuff in elevators on small little 8" screens. Not only that, but this movie also had the lamest soundtrack since Titanic. One word desribes the music on this DVD, AMATEUR! This is the kind of thing you play on a big screen TV (with the mute on) to show its features, or to test out your new dvd player. Other than that, this can be used as a door jam, a coaster, or lining for your cats litter box. Don't believe its that bad?
I know many of you out there with asian fetishes will think this might be a good jerk flick. WRONG! Think again! I have better success getting off when Connie Chung was on the View! DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!
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Summary: The Non-Alcoholic Beer of Porn
Review: This has to be the biggest joke since the "new" coke. Imagine, a movie that focuses around a woman, just one woman. And all she does is say a few words, in a language no one really cares to understand, and walks around. This should be in the national geographic category. It was BORING! They should play this stuff in elevators on small little 8" screens. Not only that, but this movie also had the lamest soundtrack since Titanic. One word desribes the music on this DVD, AMATEUR! This is the kind of thing you play on a big screen TV (with the mute on) to show its features, or to test out your new dvd player. Other than that, this can be used as a door jam, a coaster, or lining for your cats litter box. Don't believe its that bad?
I know many of you out there with asian fetishes will think this might be a good jerk flick. WRONG! Think again! I have better success getting off when Connie Chung was on the View! DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!
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