Rating: 
Summary: NOT EVEN ONE STAR!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCKS
Review: this movie is the worst movie i ever saw ...it s so boring that i keep on sleepin whenever i watch it..99% of the movie is made of some famous people saying.."oh i saw a witch she has blue hair and black eyes and blablabla " the story of the movie starts at the last 5 min where some people try to proo ve that there is no witch and they get lost then 2 people started sayin to each other u should stop that witch thing the other said i din t do it u did the, other says again not me! then they both look at the one next to them and it s over TO BE CONTINUED......I HATE THAT MOVIE although I DONT REGRET PAYIN EVERY PENNY I SPENT ON THAT MOVIE co whenever i need to sleep i just put that movie and zzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Rating:
Summary: I still hold a grudge to the man who made me watch this!
Review: This movie redefines the words "awful" and "horrific!" As a publicity stunt, all the rappers (and Vitamin C) on a label claim to be attacked by a "hip-hop witch." 95% of this movie is name dropping by rappers explaining what the witch looks like and what she did to them (explanations vary between a bad weave, to six-foot-long hairy nails). I particularly enjoyed Eminem's epic tale of survival as he explained (in depth) how he "courted" the witch and "got it on" with her, only to end up with her finger up his... ummm... 3% of this movie revolves around the "4 crackers and a pug" who attempt to foul up the plot of the record company. This goes nowhere and makes no sense. The other 2% surrounds the actual plot (oh no, I said a dirty word). Every time a rapper gets attacked, his record sales go up. Everything is fine until rappers (like the Street Don) start turning up dead. It turns out that someone is using the hoax to their advantage (or to gain leverage). Even for a spoof this is bad. Stay away like it had the clap! The ending is not very predictable, which was a plus. However, it leaves you feeling like you were attacked by Vanilla Ice...
Rating:
Summary: Worst Movie I've Ever Seen...
Review: this was horrible, how can you u say it was funny when it was just plain stupid...the acting was horrible and u can tell it was impoved cause they were just talking stupidity, the only thing about this movie is because of some of the Hip-Hop heads in it, but still i do not suggest buying, renting or even watching this movie...its a waste of time and money
Rating:
Summary: not a very good digital video disc
Review: This was one of the dumbest flics ive ever seen.It is not funny at all.Eminem is barley in it. I wanted to see him the most. But he was barely in it.I wouldn't pay $1 dollar for this dumb movie.
Rating:
Summary: an embarassment to all involved
Review: Who is responsible for this monstrocity? This film is atrocious. I have watched porn with better acting and scripts than this. It basically consists of a handful of bug eyed rappers with varying levels of credibility jumping around in front of a hand held camera as if they were told to pretend they're on crack. And while theoretically that sounds kinda entertaining,it's not. The only worthwhile moments in the entire film come from eminem, who turns out a lengthy, improvised rant on his horrific run in with the 'hip hop witch'. I have no idea what the motivation was behind the making of this film, but whoever is responsible should hang their head in shame. I cannot stress enough how much of a waste of time it is. You would have more fun eating your own vomit.
| 
