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Summary: Da Hip Hop Witch
Review: I saw the premier screening at Urban World and I thought it was very funny. All the rap stars were hysterical, especially Eminem. It was nice to see Vanilla Ice also. I thought Roc from Helter Skelter was also funny. I would definitely go out and rent/buy this film.
Rating: 
Summary: "Da Hip-Hop Witch"
Review: I think "Da Hip-Hop Witch" was pretty phat, but Eminem was only on for like 5 min, I read about it on one of his fan sites I heard his lawyers were trying to make him back out or somethin' thats probably why, n-e way I think it was aight but I was very dissapointed Eminem wasnt on for very long.
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Summary: Really really Bornig
Review: I was so exited when I heard about that movie, I wasted the more silly 18 € (it's like 23 U.S. $) in my life. You don't know how boring is this movie. I only wanted to see the end of that, and then, surprise! It's the worst end I've ever seen! I was looking to the clock every minute. Don't think it is a comedy. This is nothing.
Rating:
Summary: Really really Bornig
Review: I was so exited when I heard about that movie, I wasted the more silly 18 € (it's like 23 U.S. $) in my life. You don't know how boring is this movie. I only wanted to see the end of that, and then, surprise! It's the worst end I've ever seen! I was looking to the clock every minute. Don't think it is a comedy. This is nothing.
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Summary: Garbage
Review: I'm shocked that anyone would give this piece of junk a positive review. It's easily the worst movie I've seen all year. Most of it consists of rappers mugging endlessly into the camera, talking about their frightening experiences with da hip hop witch. Eminem (who tried unsuccessfully to have his scenes removed from the film) talks for what seems like twenty minutes about the witch trying to anally probe him. This is amusing in the most embarrassing way possible, but isn't nearly as funny as it sounds. The production values are barely above those of a home movie, the acting (particularly by the five white kids who travel to New York to find the witch) is atrocious, and as a parody of the "Blair Witch Project" it completely fails. There are about two genuinely funny jokes in the entire thing. The surprise ending is pathetic. Co-produced by Vanilla Ice, who hasn't been involved in anything good in his entire career. This bites.
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Summary: beyond incomprehensible
Review: if you care at all about trying to follow the plot of movies, da hip hop witch will drive you up the wall. it's not even a good rip off of the blair witch- i can't think of a single moment that was remotely funny. i can honestly say that this movie is one of the worst that i've ever seen.
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Summary: If you have a sense of humor, give this one a chance!
Review: If you're looking for serious cinema like some other reviewers on this page, then look elsewhere. But if you want to watch a funny movie with some downright hilarious dialogue, then this is one to check out. This is a rather low budget picture that boasts some seemingly improvised pieces, but it all packs a terrific comedic punch. The cameras seem to be digital hand held, but still provide a nice image. The DVD has some bonus goodies and has a knock out Dolby Digital 5.1 track. Recommended.
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Summary: How To Trick People Into Buying A [Bad] Movie!
Review: In a terrible attempt to cash in on both the hip-hop craze and the popularity of the "Blair Witch Project", this movie was recorded in 1999. This movie really doesn't have much of a plot as about 95% of it is just rappers talking to a video camera about the "Hip-Hop Witch". All of their accounts are different as it seems the makers of this waste of money more than likely just asked each rapper to make up their own story. The whole spoof on "Blair Witch" is poor at best as you have a few white kids getting lost in New York City. The movie might have worked better if they cut the amount of big name cameos down by about 75% and actually used some of these names as part of the movie, rather than doing what is subsquently a "video plug". The subplot involving a female news reporter getting screwed over her story is dumb and cliche-driven. There really is not one honest laugh to be found in this movie. Only redeeming value is seeing a young Eminem for about five minutes and hearing him go off on his own little speech about "The Witch". Even that scene really isn't funny but it's the closest thing to it that you will find in this movie.
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Summary: preview before buying
Review: ok, i'll get right to the point ... the DVD of "Da Hip Hop Witch" was very boring. all they talk about is some girl they liked to call her complained. i kepted on asking myself wheres Eminem? finally he showed up and it was not worth the wait. I expected better but hey, i suggest you preview before buying this so-called movie. overall it was an upset.
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Summary: Amazing
Review: One of the funniest, most exciting, and thrilling films I have ever seen. You will not be disappointed. My favorite rappers make appearances and the story is brilliant.
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