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Summary: Funny enough for the wife too.
Review: I thought this movie needed a review from a married women. I thought this movie was the funniest porn we've watched since Bratgirl. Perhaps if your sitting home alone then this movie isn't for you but if you are looking for some fun to start a night of more fun then I think this movie is a great start.It is full of puns, bad jokes and VERY tame sexual situations. My husband says it's almost tame enough to be party porn, I'm not sure I would say that. However if you are a fan of LOTR then this movie will get you laughing and get things going.
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Summary: Sexy...and hilarious!
Review: Lord of the G-Strings may simply be one of the funniest movies I've ever watched. I rented it in hopes that the girls would be cute and the jokes would be somewhat funny. Both hopes were met and then some... Missie Mundae is just adorable! And I mean not only in physical appearance, but also in the way that she talks and acts. You'd never expect it from a porn star, but she is as funny and charming as she is sexy. The scenes are hilarious...we're talking about humor in the tradition of "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" (another classic parody), complete with jokes about the actors themselves, anachronisms, and more. This is a rare diamond in the dirt of unrated-low-budget-movies-that-are-really-just-pornos-except-you-can-get-them-from-any-video-store. Enjoy!
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Summary: Dumb fun
Review: OK, it's a stupid movie for the most part, but it's actually pretty funny at times. I'm not going to waste a lot of time reviewing what's already obvious, but LOTR fans will find a good cheap laugh from it. You get to follow the adventures of three scantily clad little ladies and their inebriated wizard buddy Smirnov. Their quest is to destroy the infamous G-String of Power. Along the way, they're waylaid by an army of Dorc warriors and Bruce, the Gay Knight. Like I said, it's not brilliant acting or comedy, but good for some laughs at the expense of other movies and the LOTR.
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Summary: for a good laugh - check it out
Review: So here I am sitting in a desert, living the spartan life, away from family and loved ones. What better way to temporarily forget about the barren life your living, than to see some buxom babes and great corny humor. A friend threw this in his laptop as we gathered around to watch a movie after a long day. We laughed our asses off. Surprisingly good humor. Not to the league of "Robin Hood : Men in Tights", but it was close for being a B movie. There were more than plenty of crazy side jokes. One of the most memorable characters (besides Misty, Darian, Ruby, etc) was Smirnoff - the drunken old mage. Although the plot was a satyr on LOTR, it flowed amazingly well. Everything was developed quite nicely. The only stuff missing was a cold beer in my hand, and a bowl of popcorn in the other. Well worth buying.
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Summary: for a good laugh - check it out
Review: So here I am sitting in a desert, living the spartan life, away from family and loved ones. What better way to temporarily forget about the barren life your living, than to see some buxom babes and great corny humor. A friend threw this in his laptop as we gathered around to watch a movie after a long day. We laughed our asses off. Surprisingly good humor. Not to the league of "Robin Hood : Men in Tights", but it was close for being a B movie. There were more than plenty of crazy side jokes. One of the most memorable characters (besides Misty, Darian, Ruby, etc) was Smirnoff - the drunken old mage. Although the plot was a satyr on LOTR, it flowed amazingly well. Everything was developed quite nicely. The only stuff missing was a cold beer in my hand, and a bowl of popcorn in the other. Well worth buying.
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Summary: SCA Porn
Review: This is like SCA porn. It is wonderfully silly. The special affects are bad but the music is great. There are fight scenes thrown in with the sex. It may not get you turned on but it will certainly be a fun show to watch. My husband calls it the Best Porn With A Plot.
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Summary: Least Effort Ever...
Review: This movie, if you can call it that, has to be the laziest movie ever filmed. It doesn't try to be serious at any point. It jsut tries to be funny and stupid. It isn't erotic, it isn't that funny (well actually it is hilarious, but you are laughing at the movie).
The movie was filmed in some park in New Jersey. It is about 3 Throbbits who are horny bisexual beings who meet up with Smirnoff, the wizard who entrusts them with a quest to destroy the evil g-string. It doesn't seem so bad when you just talk about it, but seeing how horribly lazy this film is, the satire ends there.
Comparing this to sexploitation satires of the warly 70s this is weak and amateurish. The actors make no attempt to stay in character or to actually, dear lord, act. It is just pathetic and sadly enough it is not at all erotic. The girls are not really that attractive, and do not get it on nearly enough to make this movie a full fledged porno.
Thus, the movie is stuck in a rut. It has neither enough story nor erotica. It is hilarious, but only hilarious in the way that a retard drinking water from a hose is hilarious and frankly the retard is more interesting.
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Summary: ITS OKAY, ITS DIFFERENT ...
Review: What would you expect? academy award performances? Then buy something else. This is just a funny, cute, b movies/soft porn. If you are looking for nudity and dumb stuff and this is for you.
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Summary: Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String
Review: When i saw the cover and catchy title to this dvd, i had great expectations. Though the story doesn't exactly follow its counterpart, which i wont name, its leading character Dildo Saggins is tasked with an epic mission which could lead her to her doom, To destroy the g-string! Prohapse its dry, prohapse it lacked funding when it was made. Still, I would watch this movie with my girlfriend if I had one! ...
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