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Summary: If you liked "Gladiator Eroticus" you might like this...
Review: ... but if, like myself, you thought "Gladiator Eroticus" was a huge waste of time, then don't bother with this one. It's a lot of sophomoric Seduction Cinema humor interspersed with an occasional girl/girl scene. The multitude of guys in this video are a complete waste of time. THEY'RE JUST NOT FUNNY! As for the girl/girl scenes, they're mostly lame and unimaginative, as if the writers thought that just including them was enough in itself. Trust me, it's not. As a parody, as an erotic video, and as entertainment, this one fails miserably on all fronts.
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Summary: A fellowship Gandalf would have loved!
Review: Besides the fact that Misty Mundae is too hot for words, this movie was excellent. Oh sure, the "sex" scenes were a bit dry and over-acted, but the femaleship with their wisened tutor smirnoff made it hilarious, entertaining and something you'll love to watch, even if you have to do it alone.
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Summary: For those Who Thought Lord of The Rings was too Geeky
Review: Come on. You got the "one g-string" Who doesn't like hot naked people in a very funny porn parody of LOTR. This is great. Plus you got hottie hot hottie Misty Mundae. She likes to do things. Can't let the erotic-y g-string fall onto the bodies of evildoers can you? This is on every time we get a free weekend of Cinemax of HBO on out sattellite. I think this is the movie that sells people to buy HBO. Fun and sexy.
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Summary: Everyone Loves a Spoof...& Even Better a Spoof W/ Hot Chicks
Review: I am adding this movie to my library. I happened onto it this weekend while my satellite company had a free movie weekend. I laughed so hard I was crying. It is always great to see a parody come out that can make one laugh so hard. And it did help a little that there were beautiful ladies and bits of soft core pron...lol.
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Summary: Funny and sexy
Review: I first saw the retail version after LoTR, and it was very funny. I got this one so that me and my gf could see the uncensored version, but alas, its still only softcore. That's fine for the most part but its cut too obviously, the camera just barely trims off what you shouldn't see, so you get a mildly let down feeling at the end. Non-the-less, for soft core its very funny and you do get to see quite a bit more of the characters, if not as much as you'd like. :D
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Summary: Funny and sexy
Review: I first saw the retail version after LoTR, and it was very funny. I got this one so that me and my gf could see the uncensored version, but alas, its still only softcore. That's fine for the most part but its cut too obviously, the camera just barely trims off what you shouldn't see, so you get a mildly let down feeling at the end. Non-the-less, for soft core its very funny and you do get to see quite a bit more of the characters, if not as much as you'd like. :D
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Summary: a 3 for sheer stupidity
Review: I had to give this stupid movie a 3 for sheer stupidity because that's what it is. Also I give credit to the makers of the movie because they hide nothing in the movie desciptions and photos on the box. They pretty much tell you this is just gonna be silly, dense jokes. Bad acting, bad make up, bad story, etc etc etc. BUT....It's not supposed to be an Emmy award winning film. It's also the softest soft-core I think I've ever seen. The opening evil chick and Misty Mundae are probably the only truly hot chicks in the whole film. The others have crooked teeth, baggy eyes (and other parts) and woould be "the girl next door" if you saw them on the street. I suggest you rent it first and look for the one-liners ripped off from other good films and get a quick laff. Then decide if you should buy it.
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Summary: Dumb fun
Review: I purchased this movie because the title was so perfect. I knew when I bought it would have a bunch of cheesy jokes and lots of sexual innuendos. I was so right! If you like this type of movie like I do then it is well worth it. I watched it with my wife and she even enjoyed it. If you want to buy a movie with a buch of naked women ... then this is the video for you.
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Summary: Well worth the money!
Review: I purchased this movie because the title was so perfect. I knew when I bought it would have a bunch of cheesy jokes and lots of sexual innuendos. I was so right! If you like this type of movie like I do then it is well worth it. I watched it with my wife and she even enjoyed it. If you want to buy a movie with a buch of naked women ... then this is the video for you.
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Summary: Funny enough for the wife too.
Review: I thought this movie needed a review from a married women. I thought this movie was the funniest porn we've watched since Bratgirl. Perhaps if your sitting home alone then this movie isn't for you but if you are looking for some fun to start a night of more fun then I think this movie is a great start. It is full of puns, bad jokes and VERY tame sexual situations. My husband says it's almost tame enough to be party porn, I'm not sure I would say that. However if you are a fan of LOTR then this movie will get you laughing and get things going.
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