Tool: Toology - Unauthorized Biography

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Summary: TOOLogy
Review: !!!!!WARNING - MAYNARD WOULD EAT HIS OWN VOMIT BEFORE ENDORSING THIS MOVIE!!!!! I feel like someone has sold me a box full of rocks and called it an anchor. There must be something done about this injustice. This movie has no music, no content, and has no right to be called TOOL "ogy".
The only way any true TOOL fan can fight this travesty of Justice(Key 11), as lover's of music, art, magic, and humanity, is to NOT PURCHASE THIS MOVIE!!!!

Tucker Barclay - Copperoplis, Ca.

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Summary: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!
Review: After viewing, I immediately got on the computer to write a review just in case someone wished to buy this mindless crap. It is so awful, I dont even know what to compare it to. It is mindblowing that someone could make something this bad off a well respected band.
I wrote a letter to Trinity Entertainment stating the following:

I recently purchased Toology put out my Trinity Entertainment. This was the worst video I have seen in my life and I was wondering about you repurchasing it. The video was nothing but repeated images for 40 minutes with audio opinions of fans only stating that Tool was "an awesome band." I cannot believe that Trinity Entertainment would even allow something like this to be released. The creators are simply making money off Tool's name and stealing consumers money by giving them complete trash. Nowhere on the cover is there a notice that none of Tool's original music or footage would be shown. I am aware that this is unauthorized, but the cover did not make a clear indication that the viewer would have to be exposed to mindless, worthless crap.
I'm very sorry you chose to have this video released under Trinity Entertainment's name,[...]

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Summary: Now that I have gazed upon this unholiness.....
Review: And with bowed-head I send thanx to the many wise TOOL fans represented here. I now post my thoughts on this abomination, this cursed misrepresentation, this...this blasphemous endeavor.

The thanx are for all of you. All of you that urged the path of goodness and curbed my desire to exchange my hard-earned money for this...this vomit. I'm sure I spent it well elsewhere. However, a curious masochistic force eventually drove me to borrow this disc from a less fortunate fan and view it in its' wretched entirety. All is as described within the keen walls of these numerous reviews. Upon stomaching this...this toxic spill, no further coherent words regurgitated to add any more insult to injury. Suffice to say that if I could be Miles Kahn for a moment, I would seek out the deepest crevice of Hell to hide in.

I quote Marcellus Wallace: "if he goes to Indo-China I wan't a nigga hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass"

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Summary: DONT BUY TOOLOGY
Review: Dachau, a concentration camp in Germany, was more entertaining than this DVD. I would honestly procreate with a running blender before I watch this dung heap. For all the reasons the other astute reviewers mentioned, I pray that a special punishment in hell is specifically held for the people who made this. If you by chance purchase this bucket of pus, may god have mercy on your soul.

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Summary: I'de rather visit Dachau again than watch this tripe.
Review: Dachau, a concentration camp in Germany, was more entertaining than this DVD. I would honestly procreate with a running blender before I watch this dung heap. For all the reasons the other astute reviewers mentioned, I pray that a special punishment in hell is specifically held for the people who made this. If you by chance purchase this bucket of pus, may god have mercy on your soul.

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Summary: Buy 4 madonna singles instead!
Review: I just want to write a review to drop the rating of this GARBAGE! Tool like the fact no one knows much about them, they plan to keep it that way! You are better off buy Hansons Mbop four times for your nieces and nephews - this is crap!

Also! I think the guy who gave this 5 stars was infact reviewing the SALIVAL DVD... THAT is 5 stars, this is CRAP!

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Summary: NO VIDEOS ON THIS DVD!
Review: I thought there were Tool vids on this. I was VERY mistaken. This is the most boring thing I have ever seen, save your money!!!!!!!!!

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Summary: DONT BUY TOOLOGY
Review: OH Man, where do I begin. I have been a Tool fan for a long period of time, and i know for a fact that the band didnt have anything to do with this garbage. I feel so stupid buying it, I could go on and on about it, but it wont do any good. Take my word for it, dont buy it

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Summary: Well now thats 2 hours of my life I will never see again!
Review: Ok Tool fans, Brace yourself for what critics are calling one of the worst films ever made! See... I thought that before movies are created people have to go through some sort of screening process where a movie is either thought to have potential or be a complete and total waste. Apparently this particular film did not go through this process, if it did the pitch must have been something along these lines "There isn't much out there about tool, lets exploit their fans, there are no DVD's to compete with, we can make some money." Consequently all those involved with the production of this film should shoot themselfs in the head. The person responsible for this film is a cerial killer of sorts... everyone who has ever seen this film would probably concur that after they completed viewing it, they felt as though they had been killed in the thousandth degree... That is 2 hours of their life gone, wasted, 2 hours and 20 bucks they will never see again. Factor in the time they had to work to purchase the film.. and it's a shame that a film like this can be produced and distributed.

WARNING: PURCHASE AND/OR VIEWING OF THIS FILM CAN RESULT IN A 2 OR MORE HOUR REDUCTION IN LIFE SPAN. PLEASE CONSIDER CAREFULLY BEFORE VIEWING/PUCHASE.

All information regarding that of the actual members and band itself can be found on any tool fan site. Tool Shed, Toolband.com take your pick, but dont purchase this movie!!

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Summary: POS
Review: P.O.S. DO NOT BUY THIS INSTEAD SEND YOUR MONEY TO ME VIA PAYPAL [e-mail]

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