Killjoy

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Summary: Killjoy numba 1
Review: Alright this is one of those movies you can't take too seriously, as a matter of fact i have yet to see a full moon picture you can. I mean first look at the cover of killjoy, it has potential to be a good movie, then you flip it over and read the back.... you start reading about voodoo and the ghetto....yeah things start to get dumb, not that i have anything against either one.. but those two things just dont mix

The first 10 minutes of the movie you get the idea the acting sucks and the lines/plot are extremely funny and so fake which makes it a bad horror movie... but a 5 star comedy! If your into the spoof movies like army of darkness and stuff like that then killjoy should be your cup of tea

so call up some ur buds pop it in kick back relax and let the good times roll

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Summary: Killjoy
Review: Alright.... I love horror movies.... they are the coolest.. now yes.. when I saw this I was not scared at all...But then I figured out that I was looking at this movie the wrong way. Killjoy has to be the best comedy ever written!! It isn't scary but I've seen this movie at least five times... and you can find some of the funniest things in it. So all of you that only gave one chance, please watchi it again, and laugh your head off. Just look at it as a comedy. Killjoy's hair alone is enough to make you pee your pants. So for Killjoy...Watch this movie.

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Summary: Not very good
Review: I saw this and I was like "a cheap horror movie from the same compay that brought us the Puppet Master series, how can I lose". Well I'll tell you how I lost, it was a horrible movie that I could barely finish. OK the story was horrible, come on a kid accidently gets shot, but luckily he summoned his doll clown before he died, to kill people of course. So to sum it up, even if your a big horror movie buff like I am, you can pass this one up, just not worth watching.

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Summary: Bargain or waste of money?
Review: I saw this DVD cheap in a shop and was expecting to take home a modern day 'IT', made in the year 2000- relatively new. However, I should not have wasted my money. It is a low budget film, with a script written by a high-school student who obviously has NO talent. The costumes and storyline are awful and there isn't a scary bit in the entire film. Music is cheaply made by those that produced the film and even if it isn't supposed to be taken seriously- it's definately not funny! It is described as an 'ethnic' film in the making of it, meaning you feel as though its exclusive to black people with the jokes and dialect. I cannot believe they made a sequel!!!!!!

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Summary: Another reviewer Agrees... REALLY BAD MOVIE
Review: I'll second the other reviewers here... but first let me say I have been a Full Moon fan for years... this is not only one of their worst films, but one of the worst films by any large video production company I have seen. Zero redeeming qualities... bad acting, inane script, crap directing, and heck, even bad background music. DON"T WASTE YOUR TIME!

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Summary: Hahahaha It sucks
Review: Killjoy is a clown! And i have to say he's by far the funniest clown i've ever seen. Me and my Friend Leon (I have to give him a mention as he made me watch this epic) stumbled onto this work of genius by accident and so far we have yet to see an unintentionally funnier horror film, the work is just plain inspired! You may think im exaggerating but please buy it and you'll understand. The story is basically centred around a killer clown summoned up by a ghetto child but to be honest you don't really need to know the story as it's a piece of crap, it's all about the acting and set pieces which are truly awful in a laugh out loud way , it's magic. And to top it all off the disc also comes with a "making of" which in itself is hilarious. The director really does believe that he is directing a classic of "Night of the living dead" proportions. And the actors all think that it's there big break into "Hollywood". Its truly the worst film ever made and for that reason alone it stands as a classic. The word Turkey was born for this. Awesome.. Please buy it...and react and join the Killjoy Fanclub....

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Summary: Corney, stupid, and plotless.
Review: Killjoy is by far one of the worst movies I have ever seen. None of these actors could act their way out of a paper bag. The only one with any talent is the clown. I have to agree that he is a combonation of Tim Curey and Jim Carey. Yes he does get rather annoying, but so does all the useless cursing and the pointless nudity. The little nurd boy bringing a killer demon into the world to avenge him is so cliche, along with the being consumed by flames and run over with a truck. The gangster in love with the good girl made sense, but I believe a gang consists of more than three people. I think this is the worst Full Moon Pictures can do and I hope if they make any sequels for it, which they left it wide open for them, that they are better than the first one.

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Summary: Come Alive KillJoy, Come Alive!
Review: KillJoy is easily one of the greatest movie experiances I've ever had. Depending on how you look at it, this movie is either one of the worst ever made, or a comical masterpiece. If you enjoy other such movies as Maniac Cop, RoboCop, and Godzilla vs. Gigan, Megalon, King Ghidorah, MechaGodzilla, King Kong, Destroyah, Mothra, etc, you will love this movie to the point you have to make sure you visit a lavaratory before watching, just for the saftey of your pants.

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Summary: You'll Only Enjoy Hitting the EJECT button on Your VCR...
Review: Let me start by saying that I love horror movies, and I enjoy cheesy ones as well. Full Moon does make some really great trashy movies (The Puppet Master and Subspecies series for example), but this one is just plain trash. In fact, I'm very angry that 90 minutes of my life was wasted on this crap. The plot of the The plot concerns a guy who loves a girl whose boyfriend is a hoodlum. In order to pay the guys back after getting beaten up, the guy invokes Killjoy, some kind of killer clown demon to come take care of his problem. Well, nothing happens, and then the hoodlum and some of his partners kill the guy, and one year later, Killjoy pops up to wreak havoc. I probabaly just made that sound a lot better than it actually is. The movie has no continuity. In the first scene, the guy attempts to ask out the girl, but is then beaten by the hoodlum and his partners. Cut straight to a scene of the guy sitting in a circle surrounding by candles holding a clown doll and "calling on Killjoy". I couldn't figure out what was going on, like who or what is Killjoy? In addition, there's an ominous mystical man who looks entirely like a wino and gives no explanation of what Killjoy is and disappears in a flash of light (demonstrating some really bad SFX). This movie seems to get everything wrong. It takes its incredibably stupid plot seriously, the acting is terrible, the script is full of cliches and bad dialogue, not to mention the Killjoy character. After the movie wasted a good half-hour getting to him, any seriousness the movie is going to attempt goes down the drain when he opens his mouth. First of all, Killjoy laughs after everything he says...everything! And it gets really annoying when nothing he says is funny. If you're looking for a good horror movie, this is not it. If you're looking for a bad horror movie to make fun of, this still is not it, and if you're a full moon fan, notice that this an especially ripe turkey. In addition, there's a documentary included that is actually the only fun you might have with this movie. The seriousness of the actors and producers, who treat this movie as if it were CITIZEN KANE are laughable. Beware! The box makes this movie look like some trashy fun, but the only fun you'll have with this movie is hitting the eject button on you're VCR to get rid of it.

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Summary: Eh...Lemme explain this film
Review: No, this film will not under any circumstances be nominated for an Oscar. It is incredibly low-budget, as if it is a senior class project for a TV productions class. But it's entertaining. You can pick out all of the horrible acting moments, or the non-existant special effects, cliches, etc.
My boyfriend works at Blockbuster so I didn't have to pay to see this, which is good. But I'm still glad I saw it. It's always nice to see how some people actually have pride in the horrible job they do.
Do not buy this movie unless you are like, Oprah Winfrey rich. Get something better. Something that actually had a snowball's chance in hell of being released in the movie theaters. Just take everyone's word for it--it's not good. But, if you like to point and laugh at people who are doing stupid things, you'll be entertained by it.