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Summary: YES, MASTER?
Review: Ok, it is true that most who take a gander at this film are going to find it absolutely repulsive and some, if not most, are going to find it offensive. I love this film because of it's uniqueness and originality. If you are a true horror fan you can appreciate the cheesy special effects and ketchup blood. It's all in good fun! This movie was never made to be taken seriously.
The one part I don't understand in the movie is when Sardu moves his key chain from one side of his pants to the other side, and then Ralfus says, "Master, you've been a bad boy." I'm lost at that part.
All in all this movie is one of a kind. I know people are going to think I'm some kind of sick, perverted, idiot due to the notion of white-slavery of women in the movie, but you can't focus on that. If you are an avid horror fan, sit back and just enjoy the humor in this film. You might be surprised.
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Summary: The most disgusting, offensive movie I have ever seen.
Review: Not for the squemish, Bloodsucking Freaks is beyond a doubt the most disgusting film I have ever seen. Choked full of bare naked women being brutalized in about any manner imaginable for the pleasure of an unsuspecting audience, who believe it all to be a show. You have to watch this film with tongue firmly in cheek. If you take it all seriously, you will be appalled and most likely offended. If you view it as a farce, you can appreciate it for its originality and its ability to push you one step from the edge. The problem is I didn't find it particularly funny and kept finding myself wandering into the offended mind frame I described above, though I tried very hard not to. For example: The scene where Ralphus (a midget sporting an afro) has oral sex with a severed head. There are some things that I just don't have to see and would prefer not to think about. While it is mostly in poor taste throughout, I have to give it some merit for its originality and its ability to keep me off balance and generally repulsed. Could be a fun flick, but if you have a date coming over guys, hide it well.
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Summary: An absolute classic!!! Praise the mighty Ralphus!!!!
Review: Everyone should have a stunted, freaky, twisted, bizarre dwarf/midget named Ralphus as a servant, what a fantastic world that would be!Oh for the days before political correctness! Do not watch this movie if you're easily offended! Great stuff!!!!
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Summary: It is what it is.
Review: This is a cheesy gross-out flick. It is an exploitation movie, so, by definition, it is exploitative. It is that mixture of corny and sleazy that should have you wincing and laughing, if you like this kind of stuff. You know who you are - the people that like to roll around in the muck - the people who respond to sick, irreverent humor. If you are one of these people, then you should see the movie. It is probably the best gross-out exploitation movie ever. I only gave it three stars because I am only mildly interested in watching one degradation after another. It's imaginative for the genre, but it still gets old after a while. Watch it once and then come back and watch it ten years later. Don't buy it unless gross-out movies are your main thing. It's readily available at your local non-Blockbuster video store.
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Summary: Mondo Retardo!
Review: BLOODSUCKING FREAKS, also known as THE INCREDIBLE TORTURE SHOW (T.I.T.S.!), is one of the all time greatest sexploitation shockers ever released. This movie has everything the conniseur of fine filth could possibly ask for! There's plenty of naked girls, bloody gore, sadistic violence, over-the-top acting, cheesy dialogue, and even a midget. (o.k., actually I think this guy is technically a "dwarf"). The DVD released by TROMA contains lots of little bonuses including a super-informative extra audio track by blood and guts film expert ELI ROTH. This movie will appeal to any B-movie buff who can tolerate the extreme sex and violence. A word of caution... this movie could be construed as incredibly misogynistic by anyone who would stoop to taking it seriously. This is the perfect getting drunk on a friday night with a group of friends kind of film. You will never forget the memorable performances of SARDU and RALPHUS... nor are you soon to forget the antics of the "caged sexoids". 3 thumbs up! The best white-slavery ring run out of an off-off Broadway grand guignol theatre by a thespian sadist and his midget assistant movie ever made! Everyone I've ever shown this film has been moved by it's outlandishly intense scenes. No one ever forgets the human dartboard or the brain-sucking scene. This is without a doubt one of the sickest, sleaziest, most mind-numbingly ridiculous films ever released.
Rating: 
Summary: Belongs in the Rubbish Bin
Review: A ballerina having her legs cut off and crawling pathetically through darkened corridors, dragging the stumps of her legs behind her, a girl having a power drill inserted in the top of her head and another girl having the top of her head lopped off so her brains can be consumed, are neither erotic nor entertaining. I have roughly the same reaction to this mess as I have to watching surgery on television, except that the surgery might have a point to it. The only redeeming feature is that the above effects were obviously faked. But anybody who finds these concepts entertaining belongs in an institution. This kind of trash is an advertisement for censorship. My copy has been consigned to the garbage bin.
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Summary: a difficult film
Review: sardu's theater of the macabre specializes in shows depicting the torture and death of girls. in the opening scene sardu speaks to the audience (and also to us) saying that if this is too much for you then remind yourself that it's not real, and if it's not enough then imagine that it is. there are comments from the audience like "that's not real" and "that's not art," etc. this all serves as an introduction to the film and provides a frame for what we are about to see. what follows is some truly macabre stuff. at one point a "doctor" drills into a woman's head, inserts a straw and drinks the contents. at another sardu and his midget henchman use a woman's as a dartboard. some of the other gags are funny ala dead alive, but most of it is trying to be shocking, not funny. to write it off as a shock flick like "faces of death" or something would be too easy, and i think incorrect. because of the framing that the first few minutes provide and some references throughout, there are actual issues raised here. what is art, what is exploitation, what is funny, and what is depraved? that's for each person to decide. i thought it had a little bit of everything. it clearly objectifies women and some would be offended by that. were the actors themselves being exploited? why are you watching this film? are you one of those who watch a show because you've heard how obscene or shocking it is, that the theater critic character alluded to? i am. i watched the movie because it was referenced as one of the most shocking films of all-time. i have no qualms about that. i think this is an easy film to write off as trash, but it's a harder film to recognize for what it is: a fairly well-done independent cult film that is mildly entertaining, partially exploitative, partially funny, partially philosophical and ultimately fairly challenging. it's a gray world, people. B.
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Summary: It can get worse, and it does.
Review: I watched this movie late last New Years Eve at a B-movie party. Noone there had seen or heard anything about it. As we watched, we kept saying "It can't possibly get worse than this." And it did... over and over. Everyone involved loves horror/sci-fi b-movies. All of us were apalled. I give it one star only because I can't give it less. I walked away from this film feeling like less of a human being for having seen it.
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Summary: A numerical win for Joel M. Reed and his nuclear family.
Review: This movie is easily the "Station Agent" of its' era.
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Summary: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Review: For what it set out to do, I think its fantastic and one of the most hilariously funny movies I've ever seen. Its also a good movie to whack on your DVD when you want to get rid of those unwanted guests. Funny funny funny and more funny. 10 out of 10. Troma, I love you !!!!
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