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Summary: Forget it
Review: This movie (the unrated version) has received much praise, from what I have seen. It has been described as "very sexy" by more than one viewer. Well, there are heaps of nude people, for sure. However, the nudity, as it comes across to the viewer, is not sexy. It is rather boring, in fact. True, the women are pretty (with notable exceptions) and they have fine bodies (with notable exceptions) and thus they could, should the script/direction have provided the opportunity, have put on fine performances. Yet they do not. They seem...well, bored. And they "act" as if they have never had sex before: as if this was the first time and they had all their knowledge from adult magazines and hardcore novellas. But I guess that's the fault of the director. And the males? Well, I am sure the director was joking when he decided to trot them onto the screen because never, even in the worst porn films, have I seen a greater collection of un-handsome male "actors." Gread bodybuilders, no doubt, but man do they have empty faces! What's left? The script: It's a collection of vignettes joined together by a common thread, the lead actress, who appears to have an aversion to frontal nudity. The set: Very cheap. For the most part it looks like a hastily put-together set of a porn movie, not real environment. The camerawork: Flat. Unimaginative. Total aversion to the mixing together of close-ups, medium and wide shots of the same scene. Yet the camera is on a tripod - well, you get the picture. Lighting: Harsh. Coupled with the strong, almost unnatural colors of the set it becomes almost hurtful. Conclusion: Most of us, lovers of the soft core genre, would want to be turned on by a movie. This, however, turns you off. Don't waste your time.
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Summary: Excellent actresses; stupid "plot"
Review: This movie uses science fiction as a flimsy excuse to accomplish a few plot objectives, like transporting back to her bedroom instead of seducing, etc. And the plot itself gets so ridiculous that you really wouldn't want to stick around for the ending...
But, I'll bet you will. I did, and I'm glad I did. If you liked the first love scene in "Mulholland Drive", you will love this movie. Mostly for the ending scene, but there's a little more to it.
Somehow these actors make you forget the ridiculous setups for the sex scenes. It's almost tastefully done. Unlike in hardcore, these people actually look like real people (although much more attractive) when making love. And in spite of the script, they manage to create a little bit of sexual tension.
But that's if your trying to follow the "story". If you just like to see some really beautiful women (and/or men) getting naked, I can highly recommend this on that subject. As many reviewers have stated, the lead is ravishing. She a little believeable in the role, but who cares: she's super hot! And the others are very nice too-- not a dud in the bunch.
So, even though this is another smoothjazz softcore movie, it's not typical. It's very beautiful, and very dumb. In other words, any Heather Graham fans will get it.
Rating:
Summary: great movie
Review: this movie was for both men and women. the shots in the movie were very well done, the music was cool and it is one I would be pleased to own. It had a style that made sex very sexy and not dirty.
Rating: 
Summary: My gosh, what a mix of responses!
Review: Understandable, though.-could have been a great spoof, like "Cannibal Women"
-could have been a great erotic adventure...
-could have been a mighty declaration of the power of eros.. sorry... None of the guys in the film can get it up--this is not good! The gals do ok, but there is a problem. Stop. There is a problem.
Rating: 
Summary: Yeah, BAYBEE!
Review: Vanesa Talor is HOT! Easily the sexiest starlet in Surrender Cinema's stable of women. Although it's a soft-core flick, and the plot is hokey, the girl-girl scene with Vanesa and Jaqueline Lovell is easily the hottest this side of XXX. If for no other reason check out this film for Vanesa. She's an up and comer.
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Summary: I really dug it
Review: Very hot. If you like movies such as Death Spa, The Boogeyman, Lady Terminator, Don't Go in the House, Sweet Sugar, Flash Gordon, Barbarian Queen... right these movies have little to do with eachother but they share a common thread. If you know and like a few of the ones mentioned.. you will like this one. Have to read this review between the lines.
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Summary: You don't buy this one for the plot or the acting.
Review: What little plot there is is an old one. Aliens send a rep. here to look us over. Only this one is only interested in our sex lives. Plenty of good looking babes. No acting tallent. The music bites.
Rating:
Summary: Good ending
Review: While the film got me wet, it could have used improvement. The plot could have been expressed in two lines of text and only functioned to serve up sex scenes. Which there were an endless string of. Starting with in minutes of the start when Femalien looks out her window and watches the neibors get it on in the backyard. The kink scene left me cold. Maybe the scene will seem kinky to a really Vanilla person, but hardly anyone else. The actors were so-so. They didn't look bored, but didn't seem to put much into their roles. Most of the acress were agmented and in one case had the profile that comes from a bad job of surgury. The main star had a wonderful face which reminded me of Jennifer Tilly. As a polyfiditous person I was pleased to see an ending that clearly indicated a ongoing triad.
Rating:
Summary: YA!
Review: You might also wanna check VERONICA 2030
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