Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

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Summary: This is one of the funniest movies, but...
Review: A friend of mine showed me this movie and now I'm a fan of the show. The movie is great, but it should be re-released on DVD. It should have two discs. The first disc should have just the movie, scene selection, and languages. The second disc should have commentary, trailers, and things like that. Also, the second disc should have a director's cut. I've heard they cut out many scenes outside of the theater. Also, I don't know if they ever filmed the robots and Mike watching the whole movie of This Island Earth. The original movie This Island Earth was longer than the whole MST3K movie with them out of the theater and watching their own credits. The movie is hilarious, and they should re-release it on DVD.

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Summary: Recognize Me Now Ruth???
Review: This is by far, the greatest movie ever made. My friends and I have constantly been renting it for the past 6 years, and none of us bought it until today. It was impossible to find ANYWHERE, and we even tried to just not return it to the video store. People would think we were weird for quoting it constantly, but it is the most quotable movie ever! It has the greatest one-liners, that are funny in any circumstance.

No matter how many times you have seen it, it will always be funny, because everytime you watch it you will catch a joke you never heard before, either because you were laughing so hard from the previous one, or you didn't know what the heck they were talking about. I would highly recommend this movie to anyone, although it does take a certain person to watch it. You either have to be so dumb that it is funny, or smart enough to get the intellectual jokes. Regardless, it is definitely a must watch!

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Summary: "Oh dear God- my Waffles!"
Review: I am very critical of comedy movies because now-a-days everything seems to be exactly the same as it has been for years and years. It's either depending way too much on crude humor or slapstick- which is fine but everything needs to be used in moderation before it gets old. Hearing about Mystery Science Theater 3000 I was actually excited because of the premise of the show. I myself would always get together with friends and make fun of stupid movies, and that was what this show was all about. It took a while but finally we rented this movie and it was a blast.
I have never laughed so hard in my life- I was literally close to tears- I even almost choked (so be careful!). The story of a mad scientist who wants to take over the universe by showing everyone a movie so bad it will make them bow to his will is great by itself, but it's not until you see him showing the movie on his test subjects Mike and two robots that the fun really starts. Their silluettes make the most sarcastic comments throughout the movie and you can't help but fall in love with how brutal they are! The most fun at a movie I've had in YEARS! You really have to at least rent this one- it is well worth it!

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Summary: Why is this Out of Print???
Review: It would probably be overkill to say that, of course, this "movie edition" of MST3K is hilarious. I personally have the fond memory of going to see this in the theater all those years ago, and feeling for the first time in my life that elitist joy of being in on the joke most people don't give a damn about. That being said, it is a complete mystery to me why this title is out of print! Rhino has seen fit to release 4-episode box sets of the show, and they are on the 5th set, so there is clearly a market for this show (these sets are not cheap either...). Also, this show is not currently in syndication any place that I know of, so many long-time TV fans are turning to DVD to get their fix of this essential show. So, what happened with this one?? Legal issues? I'm sure alot of MST3K completists are waiting... I know I am. MEMO TO WHOEVER OWNS THIS: You might want to get this one into production. Just a thought. Thanks.

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Summary: Awesome x 3.
Review: It's been a while since I've watched Mystery Science Theater 3000, and I wasn't old enough to understand what I was watching anyway. Comedy Cent. was advertising the essentials disk, which made me remember watching that show. I decided to go rent the movie, and watch it with my friend who has never seen the show.

A scientist shoots a man into space to perform torture by way of "horrid" old movies, in order to discover an ideal way to take over the world. Sound boring? Think again.

I laughed through most of the movie, as did my friend. The wisecracks come at you almost constantly, and are clever and sometimes random. I really enjoyed this, and recommend it to anybody. I don't know what else to say about it, except to give it a shot.