Reefer Madness

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Summary: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
Review: The original title is "Tell Your Children." aka Dope Addict (1938), aka Doped Youth (1938), aka Love Madness (1938), aka Burning Question, The (1939), aka Reefer Madness (1947).

This is an educational movie that shows you what they do not want you to know about the seamy side of burning hemp.

A tale by Dr. Carroll (Joseph Forte) of May Colman (Thelma White) and Jack Perry (Carleton Young) distributors. Their dealings with high school students that look like they flunked a few grades. There are many overlapping scenarios; one is which Ralph, under the influence, helps Mary with her inhabitations towards disrobing. Some time during this trying evening Mary is all shot. Others are rundown and some Grin and grin and grin and bear it.

A side note Mary and Ralph (Dorothy Short and Dave O'Brien) in real life were married to each other at the time of the movie.

You may just want rent this film first as it is not really one for re-watching.


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Summary: First rate propaganda shock horror rubbish
Review: This item is actually copyright-free, meaning that you can get it for nothing on the internet, which is why there are so many distributors selling it (just like Night of the Living Dead). A year before the Marijuana Tax Act was ILLEGALLY passed by congress (the law was passed on the bases that the Medical Association of America agreed with the new Drug Tsar that marijuana should be made illegal - they where not in agreement) this little piece of shock horror was released to national theatres using government funding to raise the issue of the dangers of using marijuana and then went on to the double-feature B-movie circuit because it proclaimed to feature smut and so made a few bucks back in the end. Most pot-heads, and those who like to laugh themselves off the sofa, love this movie because of its extreme outrageousness (as a note during World War 2, the US government produced a short film called Hemp for Victory in order to promote marijuana to help with the war [If you do not know what I am talking about read The Cannabis Grow Bible by Greg Green and The Emperor has No Clothes by Jack Herer) and is packed with campy acting.

The movie itself is quite old and is suffering from lots of age artefacts and noise with problematic sound at times and jump cuts are frequent, but what else can you expect from a 1936 government sponsored marijuana prohibition movie. Although this version is colorized to be honest it is a silly gimmick like what they did with Night of the Living Dead - my advice is to pass on it and find a friend who has a good burner because this is a copyright-free movie. The original, old and battered in black and white is way this is supposed to be seen.

The film is slow to start, but one of the highlights is there in the first few minutes, as a doctor holding an anti-drug conference tells us that Heroin, Opium and Coke are safer than the dreaded marijuana (yes, folks this is a government sponsored film, a year before marijuana prohibition took place). Then he tells us a sad story about one of his star pupils and this is what the movie Reefer Madness is all about. Within the space of ten minutes we meet the dealer (a slick-looking gagster type who sells the dope in his dame's apartment, where her brings people around to buy the dope and party) who offers one young man to take him to meet his boss (a chap who looks like an accountant, hitting buttons on his accounting machine and complaining about how much more hop he needs to sell to kids). Within the space of five minutes, after that young mans first joint, he has managed to race down town at top speed where he murders a pedestrian... all because he had a spliff!!!... but that is not all!

Back at the marijuana hole, another man with blonde hair is slowly going crazy on the couch. Then he smokes a marijuana joint and proceeds to try and force himself quite violently on a woman. In the back bedroom a kid has cheated on his girlfriend and is feeling guilty about it not knowing that his woman is the one in the other room being assaulted... all because of the DREADED MARIJUANA. While all this is going on the Doctor at the start of the show is concerned that some of his students are using marijuana and is complaining to the head of a narcotics bureau and is grassing them all up. We learn in this conversation that a marijuana smoker had a joint and then axed his family to death... but shock horror!! That is not all! There is something even worse... a woman was found in a room with five other men smoking a reefer. Well now! Something MUST be done!

Back at the apartment someone gets shot and a guy is so stoned that he thinks he did it. In the meantime the rapist is sitting in the corner demanding more reefers. Eventually he goes insane and everyone goes to jail... but not before there is a bit of poker head action at the end with a blond dame giggling manically in the corner.... because he has the terrible...

Reefer Madness!!!

The funny thing is that this piece of film actually worked and got people believing that marijuana is some crazy demon drug that will vaporize your life. In fact in the millions of years of evolution that we have been using this plant safely, it has only been made unsafe by crackpots in governments who come up with crazy schemes like this one to make everyone's life a misery. 0 people die from using cannabis every year. How many people die from all these DEA related marijuana drug busts every year? How much money ends up in the hands of terrorists? How much of the actual black market produce is mostly poison? Grow your own. And with that I leave you with - The Cannabis Grow Bible by Greg Green, Cannabis Cultivation by Mel Thomas, Marijuana Botany by Robert Clarke and Hashish by Robert Clarke. It is easy and more rewarding than you can imagine... ....actually imagine A+ reefer without the madness *wink*.


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Summary: Mike Nelson: Still Active
Review: Thank God. This movie is interesting on its own, but I wouldn't even comment if it wasn't for the commentary. Mike Nelson of Mystery Science Theater 3k mocks this film in its entirety. I think this film may have been produced by the medical condition of Paranoia. Back then, people must have thought that everything but smoking cigarettes was bad for you...I'm sure there was a short about the dangers of regular excersize. I'm just glad that all drugs are now tested for their "soul-destroying effects". Thanks Mike.

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Summary: As factual a documentary as "Fahrenheit 9/11" a hoot!
Review: This 1930's documentary on the evils of the "Killer Weed" is just about as factual and funny as 2004's Michael Moore documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11." Like Michael, this thing is a real hoot! Speaking of Michael, Mike Nelson's comments are great and really put this factual tale of weed induced rape, murder and permanent insanity into context. I highly recommend this hard-hitting expose on the wild and wacky world of too much toking . . . you can bet your grandparents studied it! Remember: knowledge is power!

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Summary: TELL YOUR CHILDREN!!!
Review: After hearing about this movie for years I finally picked it up, and its better than I ever expected. This one dude smokes a reefer and appears to drive around the block 2 times then hits this old man and then he drives away. oh, yeah, this other guy named Ralph really loves his reefers, he smokes a few hits, then laughs, then he falls in love with Mary, he tries to win her heart by ripping her clothes off and groping her. It doesnt really work out for Ralph, because his fanciful advances cause Mary to get capped, and then Jimmy gets blammed for it because he's a total dork. In the end everything works out, because this stupid girl spills the beans to judge turtlehead, and Jimmy gets aquitted then the stupid girl jumps out of the window. all in all I loved this movie, it really opened my eyes to the evils of the demon weed. thanks for saving me from a life of crime and dispair Reefer Madness!

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Summary: Pointless
Review: You mean they used to think pot was bad!!! Wow! Actually I saw this film and it was boring. It wasn't suprising, it had no point. It probably wasnt even that great back in '38. This movie is for children who just learned how to roll one and now they want to be cool. This movie SUCKS!!!