Dead Alive

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Summary: A great movie!
Review: This is a must have for your dvd collection.
The movie is a curiosity better viewed with a group of fratbrothers.
Extremely gory,campy and very funny.
Definitively a horror classic!

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Summary: This calls for some divine intervention!!!
Review: This is simply the greatest moovie I have EVER (!!!) seen!!! This is simply a masterpeace of modurn art. Simatrian RAT MONKAY (!!!) rocks mY (!!!) world!!! When I grow up, I want to be a Kung Fu Priest, and fight ZoOmBiNiEs with my DIVINE (!!!) INTER (!!!) VENTION!!! SING GAYA (!!!) SING GAYA (!!!) SING GAYA!!! YOUR'VE GOT THE BITE! Rock on Sumetriun RAT MONAKYS of thee WORLDS!!!! I'm getting a toilet cam, just like in the moovie, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD alive!!!

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Summary: 3.5+ stars-Very Interesting...
Review: This is an entertaining and very eccentric picture. I think this is better than the Evil Dead films-but that's just my opinion. It's so over the top and funny (while still engaging in a bloodbath of biblical proportion and having a few good spooks) that it makes pretty much every other horror-type film worthless. There are a few weak spots and towards the end it got to feeling a bit long (although they hit on just about every way possible to go with the zombie stuff-maybe that's why you haven't seen any such films in years) but the leads are likeable and the film is SO inspired that it all works out in the end. If this sounds like your cup of tea ("I must say this is not for everybody" is an understatement) pick it up. You may never look at an entire genre of film again.

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Summary: STUPID...
Review: I love horror films, but this is just downright stupid. Idiotic plot, bad acting and second rate gore effects make this a film to miss..

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Summary: STUPID!
Review: I swear this has to be one of the STUPIDEST movies I have ever seen! Whats with all the good reviews? The movie had such poor acting and such poor horror sequences and when they tried to be funny I'm sorry but they just werent funny.... this has to be one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen, sorry I wasted my time and money on it.

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Summary: I dare say it's better than "Army of Darkness"
Review: I didn't know what I was getting into when I unsuspectingly rented this move a few years ago. Since then I have to say I've yet to see a horror movie that tops it. I know the "Evil Dead" series is deserving of it's classic status, because they are some of the BEST movies ever made, but I have to go with "Dead-Alive" as my #1 favorite. It has everything: zombies, romance, a priest kicking [rear], intestines that have quite the personality, a nazi veterinarian, zombies making love, a zombie baby, a nome, and the best and bloodiest ending EVER! I somehow found the DVD and watch it quite often. It's one of the few movies I can't get enough of. Everything is done just right, including the love story, which is not cheesy, but cute (rare for horror movies). The movie is entirely amusing from begining to end. Although the DVD doesn't offer much except movie, credits and scene selection, kind of a disappointment, I would have liked to see some extra stuff. Anyway, it's well worth the money to see, you won't be sorry!

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Summary: Peter Jackson sure knows what "splatter" means!
Review: Do you like splatter movies? I mean do you really love splatter movies?? Do you love splatter so much that you koud sit down for for days and just watch it, learn about it, love it and die to get more of it??? Well, if thats so, you and me are the same. How ever, Dead Alive, or actually i shoud say Braindead, cause thats what its name is in Europe (where i live) is as mouch a splatter movie as a splatter movie can get. And it is not a shape movie either! The budget are very high and the story are smart and well done to. That Peter Jackson was serios whit his projekt was no doubt. After Bad taste and Meet the feebles, he was ready to take one steep furter and create something that never had ben seen before. The story of Dead Alive begins on a island named "Skull island" where some zoo employers have captured a rat-monkey. This monkey carries a deadly virus that turns peoples in to something like a zobie, but not quite. And soon the bloodbath have started! I wount mention the rollcharakters and the unbeleavable sceenes that exists in Dead Aive cause i want you all to see all of it whitout a clue how good all of it is..just se it and you have done yourselve a good favor!

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Summary: simply amazing
Review: This is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen...it has it all! A love story, a story of a man overcoming his fears, martial arts priests, and zombies... This movie is well known for both it's dark humor, and slapstick humor, but it's most known for it's gore factor...I honestly don't think there's ever been a gorier movie...unfortunately, Dead Alive, in it's purest form, is edited, even the Unrated version...there's basically 3 films: the R version of Dead Alive (EXTREMELY cut, but still good enough to make my friends scream at how sick it is); the unrated version; and Braindead, THE uncut version...unfortunately, Braindead is not sold in America, but you can get copies for a decent price on Ebay...you might be saying, "BUT VIC, HOW COULD BRAINDEAD POSSIBLY BE GORIER THAN DEAD ALIVE?!" watch the lawnmower scene on Braindead compared to the one on Dead Alive, you'll instantly notice a difference...buy this and then buy Braindead so you can compare and contrast ;D but seriously, THIS IS AN AWESOME MOVIE, IT'S BEST TO GET IT UNEDITED, BUT BUY IT ANYWAY YOU CAN

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Summary: This film is down right hillarious!!!
Review: This movie is so freakin funny. I couldn't stop laughing. Oh yeah this movie isn't gross. Wishmaster 3 is grosser than this. It's seriously overated, but I like it becuase it was funny. I think I'll move it from the horror section of blockbuster to the comedy section, cuz it's down right funny!

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Summary: The Only Movie To Entertain Party Guests
Review: What else can I say about this movie, except that it "kicks a** for the Lord!"?? I was crying with laughter by the time this movie was over, and never before have I wanted to watch a bloody horror movie over and over again. Gruesome highlights include the lunch scene with zombie mother and guests, two zombies getting it on, resulting with a zombie baby, and there's always the ending scene- a lawnmower blood-bath. Also, I will never forget my all-time favourite scene where the lead, Lionel, takes the zombie baby to the park. (I heard they had a 20 minute gap to fill??) This excursion had him pushing the baby around in a barbed-wire pram, until it escaped and had poor Lionel chasing a midget-disguised baby around the park. I absolutely loved it. If you're into horror movies, and love to laugh at them as well, I totally recommend this movie!!!