SpiderBabe

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Summary: BORING!!!!!!!
Review: THIS MOVIE IS BAD BAD BAD!, the love scenes are boring. the girls are ugly and the music got on my freaking nerves. I dont know if they were trying to be this bad cause they thought it was funny, or if the filmmaker just really is that bad. Horrible, dont waste your time.

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Summary: Utter trash...
Review: Well, folks, how do you louse up a movie written by John Fedele (Titanic 2000) and Terry West (Lord of the G-Strings), two of the funniest purveyors of smutty mayhem Seduction Cinema has ever known? You let a british guy by the name of Johnny Crash direct it. The costume was horrible, the jokes were strained, and, as a parody, it falls flat. It looks good, the camera work is aces, but the actors stand in the beautiful framing like cardboard cut outs. And, though earlier efforts by the folks at Seduction Cinema may not seem as grand, they were a hell of a lot funnier. Even Michael Thomas, whose Smirnoff in Lord of the G-Strings was a show stealer, seems uncomfortable and strangely subdued. Pass on this one, folks. Spiderbabe swings at a hundred miles per hour into a brick wall!!!

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Summary: It's so bad, it's almost good
Review: What can I say about this movie that has't been said already? It's bad. But if you compare it to the other movies in it's genre, it's actually pretty good. As a parody, it follows all the rules of parody movies. Silly name changes (Peter Parker-Patricia Porker), similar outfits, even familiar sets. But the effects are so cheesy it's actually funnier than the jokes. The only problem I have with the movie is that the sex scenes the movie was made for, really slow things down. It's like..."I get it. They're doin' it... Let's move it along." But despite it's cheesy effects and super looooooooong sex scenes. I give this movie 3 stars. Why? Because it made me laugh folks. That's why. It's one of the few movies that relish in it's cheesyness. And for that, I commend you. Also, who could hate a movie with lines like, "Send in my over-paid eye candy"?

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Summary: cannot take seriously...
Review: When I first heard about this movie, I thought it was going to be close to other films i.e. Play-mate of the Apes, Lord of the G-Strings, but no. They just played around with the story line, which in my opinion was great. THis movie is too funny not to laugh. Misty Mundae and Julian Wells perform very well. There are a lot of mustakes, but you have to realize that this is bringing back cheesy films. I would not pay to see a cheesy hollywood film for like $9.00, but for this movie I would waste $18, just to see it again that day.

Rating:
Summary: cannot take seriously...
Review: When I first heard about this movie, I thought it was going to be close to other films i.e. Play-mate of the Apes, Lord of the G-Strings, but no. They just played around with the story line, which in my opinion was great. THis movie is too funny not to laugh. Misty Mundae and Julian Wells perform very well. There are a lot of mustakes, but you have to realize that this is bringing back cheesy films. I would not pay to see a cheesy hollywood film for like $9.00, but for this movie I would waste $18, just to see it again that day.